EDSBS RADIO: LURCHING TO LIFE

And Troy Smith fumbles yet again.

And there goes Jarvis Moss

8:00 EST – 9:00 EST… f’cking East Coast Bias….

If you are looking for the most cliche call in question go with:

Hey (insert generic radio host name here), love your show, long time listener,

How do you think (insert nomadic unsuccessful coach here) will do this year with (insert sub .500 team that hired said coach out of desperation or sheer stupidity here)? Can they make the playoffs?

Those goes are fast, deceptively so

Will there be beer?

So are you on before or after “The Crazy Cat Lady Show”?

Podcast for those of us 14 timezones away and will be at “work” during that time?

Wait for it….wait for it…no, not yet….NOW!!!
OH SHIT, RUN!

Also, since we’re discussing radio shows, have you guys heard Dickie V’s slip up on Knoxville radio with respect to Billy D and the Gators yesterday? I’m not sure who “reported” first, so I’ll just link to Rocky Top Talk and to Loser With Socks who are all over it.

Pure Gold! Well, not quite “Chris Rainey Interview” gold, but damned priceless anyway; particularly the follow-up conversation.

[sings] Allons enfants de la patrie, le jour de gloire est arrivee!

Hard to imagine that they once terrorized western Europe with their military prowess, really.

Well, for an honest question, what does Houston Nutt have to do to save his job? He only made it to the SEC championship, but he did sell his soul. Will he be able to do it again (SEC championship game)? Was Randy Shannon a good hire at Miami? And given that it’s difficult to repeat as champions of the SEC, much less the Mythical National type, what are your expectations for UF? Is it fair to expect a very big let down year?

I’m bored in class, shameful of me, really.

Topic for tonight’s show.

Is Cincinnati turning into the new Miami? I mean we have sex tapes, recruits, the Bengals are setting records for arrests and taking the focus of the police off of the student athlete.

Thoughts?

 If it isn’t Cincinnati then who is the new Miami?

I’ll hang up and listen to the discussion.

Off topic but Orson made USAToday…..1/3 of the way thru the article.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-02-26-mccain-cover_x.htm

ESPN’s Mark Schlabach said that Florida State would be the holy hell out of Alabama this fall. What do you think, and do you think Jimbo Fisher can save Papa Bowden’s mummified ass?

BTW — You should do the siren on the show. I want a quick, growly, loud, “GIMME A FUCKIN’ SIREN!” followed by an ear-splitting “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

And it needs to be a regular, but not too regular, feature, a la “Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger.”

Nate’s comment seconded — I’ll still be at work at that time, so a podcast would be faaaaaantastic.

Dawgs enter the Fulmer Cup: http://www.ajc.com/uga/content/sports/uga/stories/2007/02/26/0229hebron.html

“Georgia linebacker Akeem Hebron has been suspended for the first two games of the 2007 season after being arrested by university police for underage possession of alcohol Sunday morning.”

Man!! Being a ND fan, not only do we not have a shot at being any good at football but we dont have a shot at the Fulmer Cup either. Depressing times are upon us.