Comments on: FULMER CUP FREE-FOR-ALL: FOOTLOOSE FELONIOUSNESS FLOWS

By: El Caballo de Sangre

El Caballo de Sangre — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:40:42 +0000

Kecalf: that reminded me of the time in my first stint at college when I hooked up with a girl just so I could steal back the Zippo she’d stolen from me about a month before…of course I lost it for good about a week later.

By: Kecalf Bailey

Kecalf Bailey — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:05:57 +0000

I once stole a vintage Simon and Garfunkle 45 from some girls house while drunk. Not sure what ever became of it.

By: Bob LaBlog

Bob LaBlog — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:53:08 +0000

IS there an added bonus for Houston already having been kicked off of the team down in Austin?

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 19:39:45 +0000

The Scoreboard just begs for a widget.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:32:01 +0000

We miss the scoreboard, too. It’s coming.

By: irishdevil

irishdevil — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:17:36 +0000

In an alliterative mood, are we? Well, it’s fine fun for a Friday in February.

By: Annonymous

Annonymous — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:17:05 +0000

stealing requires an intent to retain possession of the property.

By: PSUgirl

PSUgirl — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:01:58 +0000

Well, now I’m singing “Hail to the Lion”…

“Moldy old men.”

By: Snowedin'Bama

Snowedin'Bama — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:55:06 +0000

Unauthorized Use of and Automobile: “My baby-mama gave me the car to go to the store, but I drove to Atlanta to buy Cuban gold from Mike Vick and didn’t bring back her purple Dodge Neon in time for her to go to work at the strip club.” So it’s not really like you ripped the column and ran over the neighbor’s kid on the way down the street. Might be he was given access to the keys in general but wasn’t supposed to be going off that time.

Actually, he’s lucky, here in Ohio it’s up to six months on each charge, unless you’re Maurice Clarett. The guns and bullet-proof sweater-vest usually tick off the cops at that point.

By: SergeantHulka

SergeantHulka — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:49:56 +0000

When it rains it pours…

3 Skunkbears rumored to have been caught with fuzzy oregano…

http://varsityblue.blogspot.com/2007/02/tom-beaver-rumors-false.html

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:49:16 +0000

I miss the scoreboard…

By: ya lawya

ya lawya — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:42:34 +0000

“Stealing” requires the specific intent to permanently deprive – “joyriding” is a lesser crime, which can only truly be appreciated with a proper beverage.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:23:32 +0000

It’s a damn shame the taxi theft occurred during the Fulmer Cup off-season. But most of the negatives you mentioned are probably positives in drunken-football-player-logic: Because it’s bright yellow, you can see exactly what you’re taking. It smells about like your pants do after a night of drinking. And that little cab driver with an accent is merely an opportunity to show your buddies how hard you’ve been working on your guns in the weight room.

By: irishoutsider

irishoutsider — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:23:13 +0000

Ty learned how to putt…uh oh…..