AUBURN'S ALREADY STARTING THEIR 2008 PRACTICE.
Spring practice still miles away, with proverbial Auburn starter leading the way, right, practicing while there's still frost on the cowflop at the Barn? No. This year's early starter is Tennessee. How early?
Oh, try yesterday.

Phil couldn't wait 'til March to rock.
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WTF is up with the ‘stabbing = passion’ tag? Who got stabbed?
by Aerobab on Feb 23, 2007 10:24 AM EST reply actions
Phil looks unusually svelte (well, relatively) in that photo. Maybe he should wear the guitar over his gut all the time.
by DevilGrad on Feb 23, 2007 10:24 AM EST reply actions
I shot the sheriff,
But I did not shoot the deputy.
by DevilGrad on Feb 23, 2007 10:35 AM EST reply actions
i don’t need no instructions…..to know how to rock!
by rjsplow on Feb 23, 2007 11:18 AM EST reply actions
Isn’t there a certain number of practices that can be held for spring practice? Isn’t this about a month before most other teams hold their practices? Is there a Rib-Fest Tour that will leave Fulmer incapacitated for April-May-June?
Questions need answering.
by Ryan on Feb 23, 2007 11:19 AM EST reply actions
I’ve lived in Auburn for about 9 years over two different time periods, and I have no idea what a cowflop is. Cowplop, yes. Cowflop, no. Then again, I’m from Florida! (and have the jorts to prove it.)
by HFS on Feb 23, 2007 11:24 AM EST reply actions
“Down in the shacks where the satellite dishes grow….”
by panhandler on Feb 23, 2007 11:41 AM EST reply actions
The two teams I despise most start practice the earliest
by Hook'em Tide on Feb 23, 2007 11:52 AM EST reply actions
For Auburn’s spring practice, replay officials and sound guys reported today. The rest of the team reports in four days.
Aerobab,
Stabbing=passion:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2648
by AUAlum on Feb 23, 2007 12:16 PM EST reply actions
Phil was clearly disappointed in UT’s showing last year in the Fulmer Cup and needs to coach them up to really rack up the points this year. Also, how does Mike Leach not have Texas Tech competing for a Fulmer Cup championship? With his love of Pirates, they should be raping and pillaging their way to the top.
by Nick on Feb 23, 2007 12:31 PM EST reply actions
“HELLO…… I’M PHIL FULMER”
’and it burns, burns, burns"
by BamaHamr on Feb 23, 2007 1:00 PM EST reply actions
The no-huddle will simplify things for everyone, including the defense. Under a Cutcliffe no-huddle, the following calls will be made, 1 for a draw play, 2 for the quick out, and 3 for the go pattern. Just so not to give everything away, the play where the qb holds the ball, then turns his back to the rush while tossing the ball passed his shoulder into the arms of one of the front seven defenders will not be called, but may be executed by the quarterback without telling everyone else.
Also, Fulmer’s amps go to 11, and to get the baked goodies faster, his oven goes to 600.
by Mark on Feb 23, 2007 1:18 PM EST reply actions
Nick -
Texas Tech gets no Fulmer Cup points because pirates don’t get caught.
by HFS on Feb 23, 2007 1:59 PM EST reply actions
AUAlum…I was familiar with the story, but couldn’t figure out the common denominator.
I’ve since figured it out.
stabbing = passion = Tennessee Football
Thank you, sir. May I have another?
by Aerobab on Feb 23, 2007 3:14 PM EST reply actions
Roy Clark, we have found your love child – doesn’t Phil just look like ol’ Roy about to belt out another
“I’ve searched the world over and thought I found true love, you met another and thhhpppp you were gone…”
Don’t turn your back though, he may just be waiting to pull a vintage “Honky Tonk Man” on you with that there geetar.
by Atlantadomer on Feb 23, 2007 8:11 PM EST reply actions
All I know is that is one sweet couch- Looks like Vandy ain’t the only ones shopping at Ethan Allen…
by Ensign Pulver on Feb 23, 2007 9:58 PM EST reply actions
Oh yeah!
Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition
Police and thieves in the street
Oh yeah!
Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition
by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2007 11:46 PM EST reply actions
This morning I woke up in a curfew;
O God, I was a prisoner, too – yeah!
Could not recognize the faces standing over me;
They were all dressed in uniforms of brutality. Eh!
by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2007 11:47 PM EST reply actions

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