AUBURN’S ALREADY STARTING THEIR 2008 PRACTICE.
Spring practice still miles away, with proverbial Auburn starter leading the way, right, practicing while there’s still frost on the cowflop at the Barn? No. This year’s early starter is Tennessee. How early?
Oh, try yesterday.

Phil couldn’t wait ’til March to rock.









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Aerobab says:
WTF is up with the ’stabbing = passion’ tag? Who got stabbed?
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 am
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DevilGrad says:
Phil looks unusually svelte (well, relatively) in that photo. Maybe he should wear the guitar over his gut all the time.
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 am
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Brian says:
Come on feel the noise, Girls rock ya’ boys…
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:32 am
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DevilGrad says:
I shot the sheriff,
But I did not shoot the deputy.
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:35 am
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rjsplow says:
i don’t need no instructions…..to know how to rock!
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:18 am
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Ryan says:
Isn’t there a certain number of practices that can be held for spring practice? Isn’t this about a month before most other teams hold their practices? Is there a Rib-Fest Tour that will leave Fulmer incapacitated for April-May-June?
Questions need answering.
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:19 am
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HFS says:
I’ve lived in Auburn for about 9 years over two different time periods, and I have no idea what a cowflop is. Cowplop, yes. Cowflop, no. Then again, I’m from Florida! (and have the jorts to prove it.)
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:24 am
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panhandler says:
“Down in the shacks where the satellite dishes grow….”
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:41 am
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Hook'em Tide says:
The two teams I despise most start practice the earliest
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:52 am
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AUAlum says:
For Auburn’s spring practice, replay officials and sound guys reported today. The rest of the team reports in four days.
Aerobab,
Stabbing=passion:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2648
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:16 pm
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Nick says:
Phil was clearly disappointed in UT’s showing last year in the Fulmer Cup and needs to coach them up to really rack up the points this year. Also, how does Mike Leach not have Texas Tech competing for a Fulmer Cup championship? With his love of Pirates, they should be raping and pillaging their way to the top.
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:31 pm
12
BamaHamr says:
“HELLO…… I’M PHIL FULMER”
‘and it burns, burns, burns”
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:00 pm
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Mark says:
The no-huddle will simplify things for everyone, including the defense. Under a Cutcliffe no-huddle, the following calls will be made, 1 for a draw play, 2 for the quick out, and 3 for the go pattern. Just so not to give everything away, the play where the qb holds the ball, then turns his back to the rush while tossing the ball passed his shoulder into the arms of one of the front seven defenders will not be called, but may be executed by the quarterback without telling everyone else.
Also, Fulmer’s amps go to 11, and to get the baked goodies faster, his oven goes to 600.
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:18 pm
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HFS says:
Nick -
Texas Tech gets no Fulmer Cup points because pirates don’t get caught.
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:59 pm
15
Newspaper Hack says:
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:13 pm
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Aerobab says:
AUAlum…I was familiar with the story, but couldn’t figure out the common denominator.
I’ve since figured it out.
stabbing = passion = Tennessee Football
Thank you, sir. May I have another?
February 23rd, 2007 at 3:14 pm
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Atlantadomer says:
Roy Clark, we have found your love child – doesn’t Phil just look like ol’ Roy about to belt out another
“I’ve searched the world over and thought I found true love, you met another and thhhpppp you were gone…”
Don’t turn your back though, he may just be waiting to pull a vintage “Honky Tonk Man” on you with that there geetar.
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:11 pm
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Ensign Pulver says:
All I know is that is one sweet couch- Looks like Vandy ain’t the only ones shopping at Ethan Allen…
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:58 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Oh yeah!
Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition
Police and thieves in the street
Oh yeah!
Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:46 pm
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DC Trojan says:
This morning I woke up in a curfew;
O God, I was a prisoner, too – yeah!
Could not recognize the faces standing over me;
They were all dressed in uniforms of brutality. Eh!
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:47 pm