It's been busy at the ferret ranch this week. Pardons for the lateness.
And in conclusion--whose remarks you may find in the 458 page addendum... A happy salute to T. Kyle at Dawg Sports, who crossed the year mark at his new blog digs. As college football's most verbose blogger, we found his 206 word post on the topic a bit short. Despite his unusual restraint, we salute him with his favorite slice of cheesecake, the only cast member of Sex and the City with proper behind: Kristin Davis.
Badonkadonk is too strong. Serviceable hiney, perhaps?
We're very concerned about academics...and a fifteenth game. The Wiz says Jim Delany, whose online, bitch-o-cratic broadside against the SEC started much online fooferaw, is among those in the Big Ten looking into extending the regular season into December. For academic purposes only, we're sure.
Delany, seen here saying something about academic integrity.
Al Groh-ll bounce....ahhhhhh SKATE! Ian, late of Sexy Results and one of the five funniest writers on the planet when not lawyering, reminds us that spring is the most bittersweet of times for the UVA fan: a crap season finished, yet a disproportionate number of Cavaliers going in the draft. Ah, for the pleasure of being called a "homeless man's Brian Leonard."
Offseason Coping Technique #35767: Compulsion. One More Dying Quail is playing their way through a mock playoff and documenting every last thumbstroke of the affair. Don't act like you did this and just didn't write it down. We see that Burt's Bees lip gloss, too. Don't try and tell us it's "manly lip balm for fishermen and stuff." It's lip gloss, and no amount of denial will change that.
Brian Stouffer, Court Artist. Brian's got the best summary of what happened at the Charlie Weis mistrial, and it's splashproof monitor-safe only.
Your flag football game will not be this cool. We're thinking of starting a flag football league, but are intimidated by our local competition in the Atlanta area. If they're playing this song during the whole thing, we'll be too busy walking it out and doing the Bankhead Bounce to run our gunknife offense effectively.