Comments on: COACHING VACAYS, 2007 CONT’D: PETE CARROLL, HUMANITARIAN

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 21:10:36 +0000

tragically mauled by a lamb that wasn’t really dead when he tried to make chops out of it. Is Fulmer fast enough to even catch a lamb? Had the lamb been hanging out with these characters?

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:32:17 +0000

Orson, in retaliation, you should start an EDSBS “Hex.” Then you could start putting Fulmer on the “Cover” of EDSBS every Thursday until he’s tragically mauled by a lamb that wasn’t really dead when he tried to make chops out of it.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:42:33 +0000

1. They’re thieving bastards.
2. They’re thieving bastards.
3-51. Etc.
52. Peter King still draws a paycheck.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:42:18 +0000

1. They’re thieving bastards.
2. They’re thieving bastards.
3-50. Etc.
51. Peter King still draws a paycheck.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:36:47 +0000

Any chance we’ll see a “52 Reasons Why SI Sucks” post from EDSBS?

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:01:57 +0000

The reports are sketchy, but Nick Saban seems to have boarded a tramp stearmer leaving for South America to take part in the pain rituals of the Jivaros.

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:11:25 +0000

As a man who drew a check from SI for 18 months, I feel like I can finally say this: fuck ‘em. God, I hate SI. That being said, if I were in their position, I’d steal the idea, too. We sportswriters are such a bunch of assholes.

By: Darkknight

Darkknight — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:55:47 +0000

Threadjack….

Check the current issue of SI (with Lou Pinella on the cover)

Seems SI is going to rip off your Fulmer Cup idea and call it “SI’s Legal Leader Board”. Check page 22.

By: Jeff from LA

Jeff from LA — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:09:52 +0000

That’s Pete Carroll for you, performing humanitarian work AND out-recruiting other coaches all over the world. If he can’t beat Urban Meyer recruiting in the U.S., he’ll travel to Africa and the many islands of the Pacific to get those hard to find 5 stars. Now that’s a great coach.

By: oc phil

oc phil — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:35:17 +0000

Carroll gets lots of mocking for that website but it was done by a USC undergrad trying to get a web business going. And obviously the site is over the top but PC really does do some good work using the prestige of the football team to connect with and help out kids in the ‘hood around USC (and not just the ones with sporting potential).

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:20:45 +0000

As soon as he finds out where Ghana and the other gold coast countries are expect him to turn the next african soccer star into a 5 star, second string CB.

Hey, if Slappy can have a Liberian playing in East Lansing, anything’s possible.

Besides, what would you rather have: a bunch of Spanish twats making monkey noises at you on a wet Sunday night in Vigo, or access to “appreciative” sorority sisters with the sexual mores of a bonobo in balmy Los Angeles.

By: Todd Noelle

Todd Noelle — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:10:08 +0000

I had my girth day last month. It wasn’t very fun and Mark Mangino stole my girthday cake.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:22:59 +0000

Pete left his headset on so he could hear the simultaneous translation of his own speech into French. He’s quite the renaissance man.

By: tzubear

tzubear — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 23:12:34 +0000

“Pete Carroll is not NOT recruiting….”

As soon as he finds out where Ghana and the other gold coast countries are expect him to turn the next african soccer star into a 5 star, second string CB.

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 22:31:24 +0000

I believe Karl Dorrell is sitting quietly on his plastic-enshrouded living room couch, enjoying a nice cheese sandwich and a Fresca while basking in the glow of an especially poignant My Three Sons rerun.