PRESIDENT’S DAY: RECOVERING FROM COWBOY FANTASIES
Enjoy President’s Day. We’ll be revering the memory of our favorite president today, the immortal Rutherford B. Hayes, and applying Ben-Gay to every non-mucous membrane surface of our bodies following a weekend of horse riding. If we regain sensation below the waist, we’ll post tomorrow. (Little known fact: blogging with numb chundle region is dangerous to your health.)

The glory of equestrian sports: Orson gets reacquainted with Mother Earth.












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He’d be paying royalties to the Monty Python crew if it were.
Comment by DC Trojan — February 20, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
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DC Trojan,
Nail on the head. If your post # 18 isnt a Tom Waits lyric, it should be.
Comment by tzubear — February 20, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
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A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat…
Comment by DC Trojan — February 20, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
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Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more; say no more.
Comment by DevilGrad — February 20, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
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If you know what I mean.
Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — February 20, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
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TCOAN,
Sorry, #4 is out of my frame of reference. Three cheers for good husbands! Please explain IYKWIM.
Comment by tzubear — February 20, 2007 @ 12:19 pm
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Oh, and Orson’s not a Floridian by any means– he’s Tennessean by birth.
Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — February 20, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
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Tzubear-
What about
4. Men who take their wives away for a romantic post-birthday weekend and reap the rich rewards of pampering their woman with wine, a hot tub for two and a room with a view?
There’s more than one way to end up with a numb chundle region, IYKWIM.
Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — February 20, 2007 @ 12:03 pm
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No, DC, Orson’s originally a Floridian, and therefore would respect stealers of elections like Hayes. Though you’re probably also right about Ohioans.
Ahem. Note to self, read twice before commenting once. My point about Ohioans stands, though.
Comment by DC Trojan — February 20, 2007 @ 11:46 am
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” following a weekend of horse riding”
Why horse riding? I thought only three types ride horses anymore
1. The well healed and sporty
2. Little girls
3. Toursits
So I got to assume you were re-rnacting ‘The Great Outdoors’
I dont know whay this is bothering me, but it is.
Comment by tzubear — February 19, 2007 @ 11:52 pm