Enjoy President’s Day. We’ll be revering the memory of our favorite president today, the immortal Rutherford B. Hayes, and applying Ben-Gay to every non-mucous membrane surface of our bodies following a weekend of horse riding. If we regain sensation below the waist, we’ll post tomorrow. (Little known fact: blogging with numb chundle region is dangerous to your health.)
The glory of equestrian sports: Orson gets reacquainted with Mother Earth.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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smq says:
Hayes, that election-stealer? Should have expected as much from a Floridian.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:25 am
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Cool Hand Mike says:
The hell with President’s Day! We’re celebrating Mardi Gras down here. Today, tomorrow, and then Lent. I’m story alcohol in my system for the next 2 days to compensate for the lack of for the next 40 days.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:25 am
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Cool Hand Mike says:
*storing*
We start early! The parades start at noon.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:27 am
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DC Trojan says:
Hayes, that election-stealer? Should have expected as much from a Floridian
Point of order, Hayes was from Ohio. Which doesn’t negate the election-stealing accusation.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:03 am
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ness says:
Hayes’ accendecy to the presidency ended reconstruction down here in the south…which Florida is not a part of…
February 19th, 2007 at 11:16 am
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DevilGrad says:
(Little known fact: blogging with numb chundle region is dangerous to your health.)
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I guess that’s why Larry Flynt doesn’t blog.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:18 am
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Geaux Irish says:
OT: Michigan’s upcoming 2007 home schedule is going to be HOT! HOT! HOT!
U-M books Appalachian State
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070217/SPORTS06/702170377/1054
February 19th, 2007 at 11:50 am
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Out of Conference says:
Are you serious? Come on man, the little pony merry-go-round at Wally World made your nuts go numb? Or was it the man who kicked you in said nuts after he mistakenly thought you were riding to get to know his daughter better under the assumption that merry-go-rounds were better stalking fields than MySpace Dateline stake-outs?!?
February 19th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
It was a portly Paint mare, actually.
February 19th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
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smq says:
No, DC, Orson’s originally a Floridian, and therefore would respect stealers of elections like Hayes. Though you’re probably also right about Ohioans.
February 19th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
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tzubear says:
” following a weekend of horse riding”
Why horse riding? I thought only three types ride horses anymore
1. The well healed and sporty
2. Little girls
3. Toursits
So I got to assume you were re-rnacting ‘The Great Outdoors’
I dont know whay this is bothering me, but it is.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
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DC Trojan says:
No, DC, Orson’s originally a Floridian, and therefore would respect stealers of elections like Hayes. Though you’re probably also right about Ohioans.
Ahem. Note to self, read twice before commenting once. My point about Ohioans stands, though.
February 20th, 2007 at 11:46 am
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
Tzubear-
What about
4. Men who take their wives away for a romantic post-birthday weekend and reap the rich rewards of pampering their woman with wine, a hot tub for two and a room with a view?
There’s more than one way to end up with a numb chundle region, IYKWIM.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
Oh, and Orson’s not a Floridian by any means– he’s Tennessean by birth.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
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tzubear says:
TCOAN,
Sorry, #4 is out of my frame of reference. Three cheers for good husbands! Please explain IYKWIM.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
If you know what I mean.
February 20th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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DevilGrad says:
Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more; say no more.
February 20th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
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DC Trojan says:
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat…
February 20th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
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tzubear says:
DC Trojan,
Nail on the head. If your post # 18 isnt a Tom Waits lyric, it should be.
February 20th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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DC Trojan says:
He’d be paying royalties to the Monty Python crew if it were.
February 20th, 2007 at 4:23 pm