BRITNEY SPEARS: THE COLORADO OF CELEBRITIES?
How did she get to be the girl checking out of rehab and shaving her head, the proverbial 2-10 season of a celebrity?
Britney, like Colorado, had her day in the sun. Consistently in the national media (for good things) and competing for the top spot in her field year in and year out. She had her Bill McCartney years. So what happened?
A few bad relationships…
Things get out of hand….
The pressure mounts in the media….
Maybe Dan Hawkins can save her.
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DevilGrad says:
I’ve seen this one before. Next, she appears on Saturday Night Live and shreds a picture of the Pope.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:16 am
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Doug says:
If you don’t have the cojones to shave all your hair completely off, then go play intramurals, brother!
February 19th, 2007 at 10:19 am
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letsplaytummysticks says:
I’m pretty sure Hawkins is not going to advocate a vacation.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:20 am
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Southern Papa says:
I wonder of she got the full Telly Savalas.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:21 am
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Cool Hand Mike says:
All we need now is a Youtube video of her singing Crazy by Patsy Cline.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:32 am
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doreblogger says:
Who would have thought that Kevin Federline would come out of this whole thing looking like the sane, rational, well-adjusted one? Not me, anyway.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:49 am
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blah says:
Ironic- or maybe irony isn’t the word- but in a song Pink says she is tired of being compared to “damn Brittany Spears!” now- Brittany will be compared to her (in strange hair-does)
But in all seriousness, finally we know that the shower curtain matches the ceramic floor tile. In case you were wondering
February 19th, 2007 at 10:50 am
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Brian says:
Couldnt she go out like every other respectable hottie, by a drug induced overdose.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:08 am
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ness says:
You got to give her 4 out of 5 start in the loooney rankings…the only reason she is not a full 5 star recruit is the level of consistency she shows in applying the “shaved ” look to her entire body.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:11 am
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blah says:
this is simply amazing- almost like the Daytona 500 of Celebs- The “I only watch for the crashes” part of it
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23386100-details/Britney’s+wig+hides+the+bald+truth/article.do
she is now sporting a cheap wig…LOL Comparable to the meltdown of my semenhole friends on Jan 9th
February 19th, 2007 at 11:16 am
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rebel84 says:
When 50 Cent is saying you need help, then you know you’re having problems. Next thing you know, Michael Jackson will be screening her calls and saying he doesn’t want to associate himself with that crazy bitch.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:38 am
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Tarpon says:
We get it, you’re upset Anna Nicole stole your thunder with that whole Meth overdose thing. This is not the proper way to deal…. When people from Kentwood are ashamed of you, you have truly arrived in the Pantheon of Human Filth. Congradulations you silly bitch
February 19th, 2007 at 11:40 am
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Southern Papa says:
Oh,my goodness. I thin I’ve got it. That last picture put into context. She’s finally discovered her next role:
Frank N Furter.
February 19th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
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glacialspeed says:
Does that make Dan Hawkins the metaphorical Paris Hilton? If so, I like it.
February 19th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
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Nick says:
Maybe Hawkins already got a hold of her seeing as she’s rocking the Dalai Lama’s ‘do. The next step, however, might be Bam Bam Bigelow style head tattoos.
February 19th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
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Dave110 says:
See I wouldn’t have as much of an issue with this if she kept the style. She actually looks pretty good with the shaved head, but wearing a wig is pretty much admitting that you were trashed when you made the decision to cut your hair.
February 19th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
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adam says:
tim hardaway suddenly finds her strangely attractive.
February 19th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
Hats Dept:
If I put on my:
1) People Magazine Hat: BSpears cut her hair because she cannot believe she left J. Timberlake for a set of losers, while his career is right on target and hers is in the toilet. Plus, that blasted Cristina Aguilera, although a bit whacky, is doing fine.
2) Sports Illustrated: BS is depressed about Beyondsay getting the cover of the Swimsuit Issue.
3) Rivals/Scout Hat: BS is depressed about USC getting McKnight, instead of LSU.
4) News of the World Hat: Aliens abducted BS’s brain and the resident alien is up to no good.
5) Time Magazine Hat: BS wants to get a jump start on the “Man of the Year” award.
6) Blue Gray Sky Hat: Not even Domers, who are used to a certain type of woman, would not even hit on BS anymore.
February 19th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Ms Spears is rapidly becoming the Appalachian State commercial of addled female celebrities.
February 19th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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Rockytop85 says:
She’s just trying to pimp her new brand of dome wax.
Continuing with the naming convention of adjectives that could possibly describe Britney Spears, the marketing agency have decided to name it “Irrelevant.” you should be seeing it in stores soon.
February 19th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
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Rabid Badger says:
Bald (ing) people of the world unite!
February 19th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
Costanz & Cosmo:
RE: Comment No. 20:
Rabid Badger: Didn’t you see the Seinfeld “Bald Woman” episode?
Bald people do not even like other bald people!
February 19th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
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Rabid Badger says:
No, I avoided Seinfeld, never did much for me.
And have we noticed bald britney = Tobias Funke?
February 19th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
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Aerobab says:
It’s just like what my ol’ man’s T-shirt says:
“I’m not bald…it’s a solar panel for a sex machine!”
February 19th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
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Willet says:
Like every other neck in the south. When she was nineteen you would have fought to hit that. Now you are really glad you did not.
February 19th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
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DC Trojan says:
“I’m not bald…it’s a solar panel for a sex machine!”
Ha! Frankly I’d rather find a way to hook my chrome dome up to recharge my iPod.
February 19th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
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Rob says:
Now the curtians match the drapes.
probably not the first or last time you’ll hear that on the internets.[/disclaimer]
February 19th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
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Roaminggator says:
Her next single is a cover of “Nothing Compares to You” By Sinead Oconnor
Anyway, Now when I look at her, I don’t see slutty schoolgirl, I start to think about the First Star Trek Movie.
Speaking of Seinfeld….”Live Brittany! Damn it! Live like it is the first day of the rest of your life….because in a way, it is.”
February 19th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
Hey BS, Sigourney Weaver/Ripley from “Alien 3″ wants her ‘do back.
February 19th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
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Zook Line and Sinker says:
I’m sure we will see this one tomorrow but,
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/02/17/bc.fbc.scarolina.garcia.ap/index.html
I thought Spurrier was getting some speed down there. If you can’t outrun a South Carolina police officer (I’m picturing some Rosco P. Coltrane types) then how fast are you?
Drunken QB antics, an annual rite of passage for Gamecock signal callers.
February 19th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Willet – truth be told – yes or no?
February 19th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
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Out of Conference says:
[Name Redacted] Line and Sinker – holy shit man, you’re speed is incredible. How did you scoop even the great Orson and general public with that bit of news? Wake up and read yesterday’s blogs and the day before’s blogs, yawn.
February 19th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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RB says:
First person to pop into my mind when I saw Brit’s new chrome dome.
[IMG]http://images6.theimagehosting.com/britney_urlacher.th.jpg[/IMG]
February 19th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
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Out of Conference says:
*your*
February 19th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
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peachy says:
You really hate to see things like this. She was so fucking hot… and now, damn. Just damn.
February 19th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
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RB says:
http://server6.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=britney_urlacher.jpg
working version.
February 19th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Re. Ms. Spears: Defcon 5 for the Redneck Trainwreck.
In unrelated matters, see what happens when Florida’s mascot is put on OSU’s campus.
(I don’t think anyone’s put this one up around here yet. If so, correct me.)
February 19th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
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Aerobab says:
That’s “Super Bowl Loser, Britney Urlacher”, RB. Get it straight.
February 19th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
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Mich-Placed_Gator says:
#37…. visit here much? Been there, done that….so last week….even had it’s own blog.
Britney’s last ditch effort to win Justin Timberfake back….”maybe if I look like a boy, he’ll want me”
February 19th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
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MrG says:
At least we now know the carpet matches the drapes…
Or should we say- NO carpet & No Drapes now?
February 19th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
2nd Chances Dept:
America loves second acts. (Just note all of the excitement over the Police touring again. Even though the last time they toured BS was not born.)
BS is in her 20’s. BS has enough time to get her b.s. together and make it a go again. And, if all fails here, she can always go to Europe where she will be huge, huge I tell you.
The only problem I think is drugs. She looks like she is going the Whitney Houston route and will end up drinking or drugging herself into oblivion.
Maybe she ought to take up Rosie O’Donnell’s offer. At least she would still look hot next to that beast (Rosie).
February 19th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
#39 – missed it. Must have hit before I put this place on the feed list. Sorry.
I’m starting my deadpool on Britney for under two years.
February 19th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
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Annonymous says:
to quote American Dad –
“ew…that’s the one place you want them to have hair.”
February 19th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
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Zook Line and Sinker says:
OOC. I didn’t expect that I was scooping the story. After all I did link to SI, not exactly the ferrari of sports news speed. Give a Big Televener a break. Where I’m from Speed = 14 – 41
February 19th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
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Holly says:
There I was, all set to make an “I know Natalie Portman, and YOU, MISS, ARE NO NATALIE PORTMAN” joke, and I wander over for the inevitable Defamer analysis and someone’s beat me to “V for Velveeta”.
February 19th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
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Brandon Cavanaugh says:
Hugh Weaving is crying in his eventual grave.
February 19th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
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Harris says:
My wife thinks Brittney looks like a “monkey.” Sinead O’Connor and I make shaved heads look sexy. Brit-Brit? Not so much.
February 19th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
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Cardiac Kids says:
Is nothing sacred?
February 19th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
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Boclive says:
I wouldn’t even look at her until she ran off to Vegas with that guy in 2000. Then, when she was 19 all of a sudden it was alright for an old man to look at her.
Completely understandable behavior now though. She’s 25 years old. Nowhere to go but down.
February 20th, 2007 at 7:59 am
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AU1013 says:
It looks like she’s watched “The Wall” on too many times. She’s our modern day Sid Barett.
February 20th, 2007 at 8:05 am