THE SUBCOMMANDANTE TAKES REVENGE.
Subcommandante Wayne’s somewhere in this video, we know it. Remember the scene in Fargo where William H. Macy has just been turned down by his father-in-law for investment capital? And he walks out to his snowbound car and discovers the windshield caked in ice? And begins grimly scraping away until he loses all composure, slaps the windshield-scraper on the glass and freaks out, giving the viewer a searing vision of one sad little man’s selfish, homicidal agony amidst the cold, snowy wastes of his life?
This video is just like that. (HT: tOSU radar.)
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PaulC says:
Nice. But even tOSU vigilantes just can’t hold a candle against…
…HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!
February 18th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
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Ensign Pulver says:
Even better, they should have filled it like a pinata with replica 2006 NC rings…
RTR
February 18th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
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al says:
This explains how you can live in ohio and not like ohio state. Classless, ignorant, childish behavior.
I think this further proves why you need more than a pulse to get into college. Seeing how ohio state will admit anything with 2 legs and a pulse.
February 18th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
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Chris Lawrence says:
Now if they’d just have set the last minute or so of the film to Dope’s “Die Motherfucker Die” it would have been classic.
I smell a Youtube remix…
February 18th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
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Joe says:
I wonder how long a statue of Chris Matthew’s would last in an OSU library?
February 19th, 2007 at 12:50 am
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Joe says:
I meant Chris Hansen…
February 19th, 2007 at 12:51 am
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Learned Hand says:
jimmy johns is everywhere, you skullfucked osu fan
February 19th, 2007 at 8:11 am
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Doug says:
Awww, what the Christ!
Ohio State may not be anywhere near Florida’s equal at football, but you gotta say this for the Bucks, nobody will ever beat them at wanton vandalism.
February 19th, 2007 at 8:53 am
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AUAlum says:
Fulmer Cup Alert, the Gamecocks are on the board. I believe as a January commitment he just qualifies for the competition. And the “zip up his pants and fix his belt” excuse should earn a bonus point.
Police accuse USC quarterback of public drunkenness
(Columbia) February 17, 2007 – A USC quarterback is in trouble. Brand new recruit Stephen Garcia was arrested Friday night outside of club Knock Knock in Five Points in Columbia.
Police say they were responding to an altercation when Garcia refused to stop running from an officer. Police say he was publicly drunk. Garcia is 18-years-old.
The officer says when Garcia ran, he tried to hide behind the building in the alley. When the officer caught up to Garcia, according to the incident report, he was trying to “zip up his pants and fix his belt.” Also, according to the report, the officer noticed a strong odor of alcohol and that Garcia was unsteady on his feet and had slurred speech.
Garcia is scheduled for a bond hearing Saturday at 3:00 p.m.
The USC freshman from Tampa, Florida is ranked by most recruiting services as a top 50 player nationally.
February 19th, 2007 at 9:03 am
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bhors says:
In our defense,
You put that thing on the corner of High and 14th, right where all the fraternity homos walk by. I dont even walk by there cuz of all the douchebags that frequent that location. The funniest was the guy that looked like he just walked up and gave it a little kick in the crotch. Also, really, how long would that last at UF after you beat us in bball by 26 and destroyed us in football. It would happen at every campus.
February 19th, 2007 at 9:49 am
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Futbawl Fan says:
I did notice that the statue “installers” put the thing up at what appears to be dawn. If done in the daylight at most SEC schools they would have suffered the same treatment as the statue.
just sayin’ ….
February 19th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
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GT EternalStudent says:
Like many have said before, you would do the same thing if your rival’s mascot was placed on your campus. Don’t EVEN back off that one. I know that if someone put a statue of Hairy Dawg on the GT campus, it would be ripped from it’s base and dangling from a tree by it’s neck in some frat’s yard within an hour, possibly in flames. Depends on whether or not it’s midterm time and stress levels are high.
February 19th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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wing rg says:
This is a link to a Columbus newspaper article describing what really happened to Albert. In my honest (and humble opinion) it’s very hard to blame this on the fans/students at OSU. It actually depicts Nike as classless, but i wouldn’t expect anything else from them.
http://www.dispatch.com/news-story.php?story=245012&RS=1
February 19th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
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DevilGrad says:
Re #62: We’d probably drug test the new, improved [sic] OU Bobcat (we call him “Marley”) and send it either (a) to the Butler County lock-up or (b) back down the Appalachian Highway to Athens, Ohio.
http://www.mattsledge.com/sw/ohiou/bobcat.jpg
February 19th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
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VandyFan says:
….Sooooo, anyone catch any basketball this weekend?
February 19th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
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Mich-Placed_Gator says:
I did #65. I saw a class-less coach committ two Technical fouls without being called, the last one should have ended with an ejection. I saw the worse officiated game I may have ever seen in my life, I also saw that same piece-of-shit coach say the “f-word” on TV, and slap an opposing player a couple times while cursing him while he attempted to get the ball so he could inbound it. I saw the stupidiest basketball court layout ever, and then I saw a bunch of stupid fucks storm the court and surround several players from the opposing teams, pushing and shoving them. I also hope to see that same sub-standard institution get to full $25,000 fine from the SEC and a suspension for that class(less) act Gene Stallings.
February 19th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
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Mitch P. says:
Aw, leave them alone. We can’t win them all. Though I have no idea what they were thinking with that bench layout.
February 19th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
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Papa Lou BSU says:
The layout is indeed weird, Mitch P., but not completely without precedent, especially in older buildings. Many gyms used to be situated that way in the 40s and 50s (around the time Vandy’s arena opened). Most have reconfigured, but even today, you’ll still find benches on the baselines in a few of the older h.s. gyms in Indiana and Illinois.
Of course, poster #66 reads like a guy who’s spent a solid ten months following college basketball, so I wouldn’t expect him to know that. (Yeah, Vandy led most of the game double digits and won by 13, but it’s all the officials’ fault. Okay).
February 19th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
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Mich-Placed_Gator says:
#68….I’ve followed college basketball long enough to know that was Vandy’s layout LONG before saturday’s game, but I’ve NEVER seen any coach in any game grab the basketball in an attempt to slow the game down….at Vandy’s court or anywhere else. To not call a technical foul in those 2 cases (only a warning the first time?) is completely wrong.
I also know that Vandy is the only gym in the NCAA where the benches are on the baseline. I also know that there’s PLENTY of room for them to be where every other gym’s benches are….but that might make it harder for the crowd to rush the floor after the rare chance they actually win a game. It’s happened twice since the SEC made a rule against it.
I never said it was the officials fault, only that it was a poorly officiated game…my High-Def DVR doesn’t lie….3 out of bounds calls against Florida was obviously wrong which resulted directly in 6 points. Plenty of very questionable fouls too.
I’ll give the Vandy players credit. They shot the lights out and answered every one of Florida’s “mini-runs” with a quick 3 point shot or other nice play/basket, however their coaches and fans leave a lot to be desired.
February 19th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
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Socraticsilence says:
So… did they cut the part where Albert sacked Troy Smith?
February 20th, 2007 at 12:40 am
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screwmichigan says:
It was actually the film crew that egged on the students to do that stuff. Even the one guy was part of the film crew…
February 20th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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zzgator says:
Regarding that letter to the editor of the Dispatch in #63…how hard is it for people to know that our school is called THE University of Florida….not Florida University.
Damn.
February 20th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
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wing rg says:
It wasn’t my letter, so i’m not sure. I’ve always just called it “Florida” and it was pretty much understood that i was talking about the Gators. Personally, i don’t see a difference.
February 20th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
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Tom says:
oh my lord, someone in columbus urinated in a parking garage? that’s unheard of. everyone sitting at their computer judging people in columbus should come to this city sometime other than a football saturday. it is a nice midwest city with a lot of friendly people. anyway, i hope all of you enjoy the view from your high-horses.
ps – i love the jimmy super-fly snooka reference earlier. i would have like to see some junk yard dog head-butting going on though.
February 21st, 2007 at 1:43 pm