THE SUBCOMMANDANTE TAKES REVENGE.

As a Michigan fan, thanks for beating OSU since UM seems incapable of doing it now. I’m surprised Albert even lasted an hour, the people there are crazy, and the video proves that.

“Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, Columbus! Your tears are so yummy and sweet!…Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!”

Fortunately, this wasn’t in Boston, it might have been suspected as a bomb.

This was an unfair contest.

As anyone who’s visited Columbus can tell you, it’s fairly obvious that no one there runs. Or exercises, for that matter.

Sweet Jesus, was that good. Thank you. Orson. Thank you.

What no Flambeau? Do you think they were mad or just enjoy destroying stuff because it is a good cardiovascular workout.

Had to be Subcomm Wayne with the flying elbow. That’s just how he rolls.

Stranko,
Is that what passes for “cheesecake” in Columbus, at the 1:40 mark? If so, the 41-14 beatdown is the least of OSU’s concerns.

Not that I want to be seen as defending the tOSU fans, but wasn’t that a 7 foot tall f*%k you in their face. (As if 41-14 wasn’t enough).

On the other hand – they deserved it.

The statue could have been a Buckeye on the UF Campus. The best was part of a NIKE promo to see which campus could as a collective body log more running miles.

It is eerily reminiscent of another short clip we’ve seen before:

Wow, so they went back and grabbed a bat? Apparently Buckeye fans can make adjustments against Gators, but not their football coach.

+1 rob

someone should place statues of a rival school’s mascot on every major campus with a hidden camera to determine how the locals prefer to deal with it. for example, since Ohio State fans are pure class they chose to spit on Albert. here’s a list of mascots, schools and what i believe is the potential weapon of choice.
-Pittsburg statute on WVU campus: the ‘eers would set it on fire and throw it in the street
-FSU statute on Miami campus: riddled with bullets
-LSU tiger on Auburn’s campus: pelted with corndogs
-Auburn’s war eagle on LSU’s campus: water-boarded and ultimately drowned in strawberry daquiri
-Notre Dame leprechaun on Illinois campus: Zook charms the hell out of it and eventually gets it to sign a letter of intent to play Illini football.
-Wyoming statute on Northern Colorado campus: stabbed repeatedly in leg with knife

oops…. i wrote “statute” instead of “statue”…. can you tell i’m studying for the Bar?

1. - At this point quit studying for the bar and find one to drink in. You need it.

rjsplow,

That was hysterical. Of all the things said about Zook/ND in the internets, that was the funniest.

rjsplow, that was pretty funny… but U of I and ND aren’t really rivals.

I thought Zook was a good recruiter.. but Urbie is doing better than even he did.. and he has done much more harm to ND over his career than Zook will ever do.

This is the awesomest, most hilariousest thing I will see all day. I love this site.

To you UM fans, if someone put a Brutus Buckeye or USC Trojan statue on your campus, what would you do?

I doubt you’d treat it nicely.

tosu fans are slipping. I was waiting to see them throw the remains of Albert into a dumpster, make flyers for a riot party, and light the dumpster on fire. The video did get me craving some Jimmy Johns. cbus locals will understand.

The Supafly Snooka Elbow Smash was a thing of beauty.

It’s made of styrofoam boards. Goodness, they were planning on the thing getting destroyed.

5 hrs? Must have been a cold morning. A buckeye wouldn’t last 3 hours in Gainesville… or 2 Quarters in Glenville.

errr, make that Glendale

API’s mascot isn’t an eagle, but no one outside of opelika knows that or really cares. Which is why we play practical jokes on ourselves when we win games. Maybe someone will notice that.

I am proud of you Ohio State Fans.

Maybe you and I are not so different after all.

Correct bama_buck,

You and OSU fans are not that different.

Boy, those Ohio State fans, what a bunch of gems, huh?

i read somewhere that the nike film crew had to “egg” people on to start destroying Albert and that they also provided the baseball bat.

Boy…Those OSU fans sure make me proud to say I am an Ohioian.

Rolls eyes

I was waiting for someone to crap on it. I thought all Ohio State fans crapped in styrofoam coolers?

They also urinate on the top of a stairwell in a parking garage, I believe.

tOSU may have won that jogging contest if not for the long layoff and extra helpings of Ma’s Christmas casserole.

stay classy, buckeye nation!

“Stay Classy Buckeye Nation”?!?!? I’ve lived in Westchester, Oh; worked in Sharonville and Cinci; have family (by marriage) in Dayton and Lima. Fine people, but classy and buckeye should not be used in the same sentence. They are the kind of people that will bring a pie to your house to welcome you to the neighborhood, then eat a piece with their hands and wipe their mouths on their sleeves. They are a classy as a sweater-vest!

I really like the one guy who just kicked it softly. You know he was on his way to the library.

I’d like to erect a statue of Nick Saban wearing Alabama gear on LSU’s campus with a plaque that says, “Hey Coonass, while you’re here looking at my statue, I’m fucking your wife.”

Wooo!!! Fulmer Cup for Old-School USC’s QB. Drunken Gamecock!!!

AZ- + 10
outstanding

Looks cold. I am glad I do not live in a blighted city where the Lord casts naught but a disparaging eye.

Naw, Columbus is actually new and fresh. You want blighted, go to Cleveland.

I approve. I’d be ashamed if someone put up some other mascot on my campus and it wasn’t trashed within a day.

There’s plenty of things in Ohio about which to be ashamed, but this isn’t one of them.

Fellow Gators, a question. What would we have done in ‘95 if someone had put a giant Lil’ Red statue up in front of the bookstore?

Re: Comment #42:
    we’d try to catch and tackle it, but sadly it’d just outrun us, just like mr. fraser and mr. phillips did in glendale…

Yeah, obviously the whole point of the film was for the thing to get smashed up. I wonder how long that statue would have lasted on any other SEC campus?

I also have to wonder about the supposed jogging contest. Winter is hardly time to accumulate milage in Columbus, so that would hardly be a fair challenge (If it even ever happened).

if any of you think that any college football fan in the nation wouldnt do the same thing (and i see that some of you do), you have a lot of growing up to do.

I guess they were counting on it getting set on fire…thus, the styrofoam construction. What would have been a bit better is if they had put it a little higher, say, just out of reach so that people would have to climb up to get to it. Either that, or outside the Football Players Dorms

As others have said, this is EXACTLY what any self-respecting fans of their team would, and should, do if placed in the same situation…

I would have hulked up and hit that thing with a leg drop.

oc phil, not only did it happen, but it was OSU’s idea:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4-IKeGOl5MQ

Only the best and brightest up there.

1. - rjsplow is on fire!

Nice. But even tOSU vigilantes just can’t hold a candle against…

…HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!

Even better, they should have filled it like a pinata with replica 2006 NC rings…

RTR

This explains how you can live in ohio and not like ohio state. Classless, ignorant, childish behavior.

I think this further proves why you need more than a pulse to get into college. Seeing how ohio state will admit anything with 2 legs and a pulse.

Now if they’d just have set the last minute or so of the film to Dope’s “Die Motherfucker Die” it would have been classic.

I smell a Youtube remix…

I wonder how long a statue of Chris Matthew’s would last in an OSU library?

I meant Chris Hansen…

jimmy johns is everywhere, you skullfucked osu fan

Awww, what the Christ!

Ohio State may not be anywhere near Florida’s equal at football, but you gotta say this for the Bucks, nobody will ever beat them at wanton vandalism.

Fulmer Cup Alert, the Gamecocks are on the board. I believe as a January commitment he just qualifies for the competition. And the “zip up his pants and fix his belt” excuse should earn a bonus point.

Police accuse USC quarterback of public drunkenness

(Columbia) February 17, 2007 – A USC quarterback is in trouble. Brand new recruit Stephen Garcia was arrested Friday night outside of club Knock Knock in Five Points in Columbia.

Police say they were responding to an altercation when Garcia refused to stop running from an officer. Police say he was publicly drunk. Garcia is 18-years-old.

The officer says when Garcia ran, he tried to hide behind the building in the alley. When the officer caught up to Garcia, according to the incident report, he was trying to “zip up his pants and fix his belt.” Also, according to the report, the officer noticed a strong odor of alcohol and that Garcia was unsteady on his feet and had slurred speech.

Garcia is scheduled for a bond hearing Saturday at 3:00 p.m.

The USC freshman from Tampa, Florida is ranked by most recruiting services as a top 50 player nationally.

In our defense,
You put that thing on the corner of High and 14th, right where all the fraternity homos walk by. I dont even walk by there cuz of all the douchebags that frequent that location. The funniest was the guy that looked like he just walked up and gave it a little kick in the crotch. Also, really, how long would that last at UF after you beat us in bball by 26 and destroyed us in football. It would happen at every campus.

I did notice that the statue “installers” put the thing up at what appears to be dawn. If done in the daylight at most SEC schools they would have suffered the same treatment as the statue.

just sayin’ ….

Like many have said before, you would do the same thing if your rival’s mascot was placed on your campus. Don’t EVEN back off that one. I know that if someone put a statue of Hairy Dawg on the GT campus, it would be ripped from it’s base and dangling from a tree by it’s neck in some frat’s yard within an hour, possibly in flames. Depends on whether or not it’s midterm time and stress levels are high.

This is a link to a Columbus newspaper article describing what really happened to Albert. In my honest (and humble opinion) it’s very hard to blame this on the fans/students at OSU. It actually depicts Nike as classless, but i wouldn’t expect anything else from them.

http://www.dispatch.com/news-story.php?story=245012&RS=1

Re #62: We’d probably drug test the new, improved [sic] OU Bobcat (we call him “Marley”) and send it either (a) to the Butler County lock-up or (b) back down the Appalachian Highway to Athens, Ohio.

http://www.mattsledge.com/sw/ohiou/bobcat.jpg

….Sooooo, anyone catch any basketball this weekend?

I did #65. I saw a class-less coach committ two Technical fouls without being called, the last one should have ended with an ejection. I saw the worse officiated game I may have ever seen in my life, I also saw that same piece-of-shit coach say the “f-word” on TV, and slap an opposing player a couple times while cursing him while he attempted to get the ball so he could inbound it. I saw the stupidiest basketball court layout ever, and then I saw a bunch of stupid fucks storm the court and surround several players from the opposing teams, pushing and shoving them. I also hope to see that same sub-standard institution get to full $25,000 fine from the SEC and a suspension for that class(less) act Gene Stallings.

Aw, leave them alone. We can’t win them all. Though I have no idea what they were thinking with that bench layout.

The layout is indeed weird, Mitch P., but not completely without precedent, especially in older buildings. Many gyms used to be situated that way in the 40s and 50s (around the time Vandy’s arena opened). Most have reconfigured, but even today, you’ll still find benches on the baselines in a few of the older h.s. gyms in Indiana and Illinois.

Of course, poster #66 reads like a guy who’s spent a solid ten months following college basketball, so I wouldn’t expect him to know that. (Yeah, Vandy led most of the game double digits and won by 13, but it’s all the officials’ fault. Okay).

#68….I’ve followed college basketball long enough to know that was Vandy’s layout LONG before saturday’s game, but I’ve NEVER seen any coach in any game grab the basketball in an attempt to slow the game down….at Vandy’s court or anywhere else. To not call a technical foul in those 2 cases (only a warning the first time?) is completely wrong.

I also know that Vandy is the only gym in the NCAA where the benches are on the baseline. I also know that there’s PLENTY of room for them to be where every other gym’s benches are….but that might make it harder for the crowd to rush the floor after the rare chance they actually win a game. It’s happened twice since the SEC made a rule against it.

I never said it was the officials fault, only that it was a poorly officiated game…my High-Def DVR doesn’t lie….3 out of bounds calls against Florida was obviously wrong which resulted directly in 6 points. Plenty of very questionable fouls too.

I’ll give the Vandy players credit. They shot the lights out and answered every one of Florida’s “mini-runs” with a quick 3 point shot or other nice play/basket, however their coaches and fans leave a lot to be desired.

So… did they cut the part where Albert sacked Troy Smith?

It was actually the film crew that egged on the students to do that stuff. Even the one guy was part of the film crew…

Regarding that letter to the editor of the Dispatch in #63…how hard is it for people to know that our school is called THE University of Florida….not Florida University.

Damn.

It wasn’t my letter, so i’m not sure. I’ve always just called it “Florida” and it was pretty much understood that i was talking about the Gators. Personally, i don’t see a difference.

oh my lord, someone in columbus urinated in a parking garage? that’s unheard of. everyone sitting at their computer judging people in columbus should come to this city sometime other than a football saturday. it is a nice midwest city with a lot of friendly people. anyway, i hope all of you enjoy the view from your high-horses.

ps – i love the jimmy super-fly snooka reference earlier. i would have like to see some junk yard dog head-butting going on though.