We made it to our appointment with Rivals Radio’s Bill King early this a.m. despite having nary a drop of coffee in our system. Coherence reigned, though we continued our bull-in-a-china-shop streak of talking over our host yet again. (That’s twenty-two in a row, we think.)

Listen here. Bill is a very prepared and together guy, period; however, he’s particularly together for someone with eight kids.


Orson Swindle: poorly trained radio livestock.

Also, we cobbled together the following math for creating Dan Hawkins:

Add Jerry Glanville:

Plus Bam-Bam:

Equals one mad iron-pumping Zen coaching machine:


I was always dreaming about very powerful people, dictators and things like that. I was just always impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for thousands of years remembered.