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A PICK VINNY TESTAVERDE COULD BE PROUD OF.

Sure, it's not directly football-related. But with Alabama paying Nick Saban the GDP of Cote d'Ivoire to coach their football team, Alabama's had to make some cuts elsewhere, right? As reader Kemp pointed out in one of the ten emails sending this to us:

I guess per diem isn't what it used to be at Bama.

Evidently not. Eat it, buddy!

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That is awesome

by tbmd96 on Feb 15, 2007 9:55 AM EST reply actions  

It’s pickin, baby!!!

by beast in 'bama on Feb 15, 2007 10:04 AM EST reply actions  

tim hardaway thinks it’s totally gay to eat a guys boogs, even if it is your own.

by adam on Feb 15, 2007 10:06 AM EST reply actions  

And they say Alabama can’t be a basketball school …

by Kenny on Feb 15, 2007 10:07 AM EST reply actions  

Engineers with multiple GFs??
http://www.bitquabit.com/2007/02/14/smart-guys-date-in-parallel/

Well as always, its just theory work, never applied in the practical field. :)

by AUgrad on Feb 15, 2007 10:10 AM EST reply actions  

Love the commentary at the end…“WOOOO ROLL TIDE!”

by zzgator on Feb 15, 2007 10:10 AM EST reply actions  

Hey, at least it wasn’t a “pick and roll;” that would have been way too gross!

by SunDawg on Feb 15, 2007 10:15 AM EST reply actions  

I’d love to know what he does after he wipes his arse.

by NewAZTiger on Feb 15, 2007 10:27 AM EST reply actions  

That kid will eat anything!

by Mosby on Feb 15, 2007 11:01 AM EST reply actions  

[THREADJACK OF THE UTMOST DEGREE!!]

This is totally inappropriate to put in the booger-eating thread, but here goes:

SI. Swimsuit. Models. Sans. Swimsuits. For. Paint.

(Technically SFW, as there IS a little left to the imagination.)

You’re welcome, in advance.

[/THREADJACK]

by Aerobab on Feb 15, 2007 11:32 AM EST reply actions  

Digging for gold, coach?

For the health of the team and sanitary conditions surronding them, I recommend we put Tabasco on his fingers from here on out. Hell I’d recommend he do the “man-blo” like boxers. Just thumb one side closed and let her rip. You’d get more respect and a hell of a lot less ridicule.

by Cool Hand Mike on Feb 15, 2007 11:48 AM EST reply actions  

20 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose…another 20 says he eats it…you’re on!

by Brian on Feb 15, 2007 12:11 PM EST reply actions  

You know, I’m surprised we don’t see more of that in baseball. Siitting around for hours, what else would you do besides pick your nose and occasionally ingest a boogy? Unless you are Jim Leyland, then you just light one cigarette with with the butt of the last one and chain smoke. I think he should do like in the cartoons and fill a harmonica with them so that he can get his fix all in one sitting.

by FishFan-GatorMan on Feb 15, 2007 12:30 PM EST reply actions  

One more thing to get the posters on the TideSports message boards fired up about. Gottfried was a great player. He’s the best coach since Wimp. He took the Tide to the Elite Eight and Bama’s still in the running for the SEC West crown. But they want his head, because, you know, they’re fucking idiots.

Nail in the coffin, baby.

Just so you know, the Bear never picked his nose. Bryant knew how to delegate — he got a graduate assistant to do it.

by Newspaper Hack on Feb 15, 2007 12:59 PM EST reply actions  

Chase Daniel unavailable for comment

by Rob on Feb 15, 2007 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

That’s pretty good use of the pinky. Good finger choice as it easily fits in the nostril and the other fingers can provide some cover. Good speed to the hole (both) and he didn’t pause to look at the salty snack before driving the lane. Mos def a PTP.

by OmarBradley on Feb 15, 2007 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

Bear didn’t pick his nose because a steady diet of Golden Flake, flat coke and warm Jack Daniels didn’t promote a lot of nostril clutter. And, as you reminded people the other day, Hack, he’s there to win football games, not promote nasal cleanliness.

by Kenny on Feb 15, 2007 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

Also, Coach Bryant kept the unfiltered Pall Malls going. That will keep the nostrils puffing right along.

by Southern Papa on Feb 15, 2007 4:47 PM EST reply actions  

Ah, the Tim Hardaway thing.
Here’s the real story, which has been lost in all this talk about gayness.

by J.J. on Feb 15, 2007 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks for the clip! As an Auburn fan, I’ve had a great time e-mailing this link to everyone whom I know who pulls for Alabama. Can we find something similar of Nick Saban, now?

by War Eagle on Feb 23, 2007 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

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