Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, as the Dead Milkmen would have it. No-one’s ever made that comparison before.

Dammit! I misread that. you were referring to your management, not your management STYLE.

My management style is largely limited to looking blankly at junior staff and wondering if they really are that fucking stupid, or if they are just hoping to be left alone.

There was that time I made a pregnant co-worker cry, but she was 48 hours from giving birth and I think she would have burst into tears if someone had looked at her funny. Telling her that her project was doomed from day one certainly did the trick.

Maybe I’m ruling out the Dick Cheney approach too quickly.

#16 Are you on DOPE? Actually if PC did leave USC would probably plug Jeff Fisher or Jack Del Rio in and keep on rolling along.

In general I still think all the Carroll to the Chargers talk is/was silly. After no more than cursory consideration of the Miami job, there was no way that PC would ever look twice at San Diego. That situation is the opposite of what he’d need and I’m sure that most of the people babbling about it must realize that.

Excellent. From now on I will envision your emails being spoken by a big floating Dick Cheney head….in the sky.

I think Pete can afford his own flat screens, somehow, and it’s much more satisfying to steal hope. At least I assume so, it seems to be what motivates my management.

No Mike, The recruits stole shit out of your Tahoe, at the behest of former SC players. Of course, Carrol knew nothing about it.

What the hell did he look like before the surgery? And how on earth was he ever able to avoid being hunted down by The Orgeron?

I don’t think PC said “you’re cool” to anyone on the Oregon sideline in November, but I’m starting to get concerned that he might say “I’m out”, pretty soon.

This also might be the script at the Poodle’s last team meeting, for all I know.