AUBURN VD CARDS FOR THE LOVER IN YOU.
The Auburner has some outstanding Valentine’s Day Cards for the War Tiger Plainsman fan in your life. We have one in ours. He’s called our gardener! Woooshaa!!! BOOOM!!! Actually, we do–his name is Cuddles, and he’s our seven foot tall, 380 pound behemoth of a brother, a fine Auburn grad who’s fond of calling us at eight in the morning on fall Saturdays and making pronouncements like this:
Orson: Hello?
Cuddles: Hey. It’s eight in the morning, and I’m eating Nachos in my underwear and opening my first beer.
Orson: …
Cuddles: It’s game day.
Orson: Yes. It’s game day.
We’ll send a few his way, for sure. Nothing better than sharing VD with the ones you love. These two make us particularly warm and fuzzy:
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Is Auburn accredited yet?
Comment by Etch Westgrin — February 16, 2007 @ 8:49 pm
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Where’s the one that says, “I love you so much if there were a blackface fraternity party on our anniversary, I’d take you to dinner before dedicating the rest of my evening to pure bigotry”? I missed that one.
Comment by Rainmaker — February 15, 2007 @ 11:05 am
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Newspaper Hack,
It just seemed easier to have the citation instead of typing everything. Besides, I do not want to be given credit for the work that another person did and readers of this fine blog will now be able to go to the source. It was not an attempt to make anyone feel stupid.
Comment by Anonymous IV — February 15, 2007 @ 9:44 am
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As an Auburn fan, I can tell you these things work. My wife just walked in, saw the Iron Bowl funeral proclaimation and said, “Now that’s love…”
Comment by Stephen — February 14, 2007 @ 9:41 pm
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Where’s the “Your Coochie smells like Herring” card?
Comment by NewAZTiger — February 14, 2007 @ 7:55 pm
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Thanks, Anonymous IV, for making me feel stupid for not including properly formated citations in my posts.
Ack. Time to break out the style manuals.
Comment by Newspaper Hack — February 14, 2007 @ 6:14 pm
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If it is all right for parents to miss their daughter’s wedding because she had the gall to schedule her wedding during an Alabama-Tennessee game than it should be fine if you miss someone’s funeral if it was during the Iron Bowl (St. John 2004, 10). Better yet, have the wake in your living room during the game or just go to the game. The dead, for the most part, are not going anywhere.
Comment by Anonymous IV — February 14, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
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My fave is “You are more gorgeous than Al Borges.” Sheer poetry.
Comment by Will Collier — February 14, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
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As a Mississippi State fan, I’m outraged to see the Bulldogs missing from the “cupcake” card. No way that juggernaut Green Wave team is more cupcakey than State!
Comment by Travis Swenson — February 14, 2007 @ 1:50 pm
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“AUBURN VD CARDS FOR THE LOVER IN YOU.”
I thought this was going to be about the “other VD”; ironicaly synonymous with the day of love. You know, with cards like:
“You’re sweeter than cupcakes…at least until that nasty fungal/viral infection flares up again. Sorry about that, but I love you anyway!”
Comment by Aerobab — February 14, 2007 @ 1:21 pm