TWO RECRUITING LOSSES EVERY TEAM SHOULD MOURN.
As recruiting week winds down, the college football world needs–nay, MUST–mourn the two most important recruiting losses of the year. Unless you are an LSU fan and another school whose name we’re trying to track down, you may not rejoice since you missed out on two of the greatest names ever to beam from the Rivals/Scout cheat sheets.
One: Evan Points At Him, OL, of Casper, Wyoming.

And two: T-Bob Hebert, OL, of Norcross, GA.
We’re all poorer for not having such magnificent monikers on our team. Excuse us as we weep…












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Wendy: Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
Meat: Everybody in town, from what I hear.
Comment by Cruzer — February 12, 2007 @ 11:59 am
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T-Boy is a slur for cajuns.
With that bowl cut, he looks like he’s going to burn some witches. Damned cajun quakers . . .
Comment by MCab — February 9, 2007 @ 11:22 pm
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Guarantee you the Mississippi State announcer ruins our fun by saying “Michael Hunt”. And is T-Bob his actual name, or just a nickname?
Comment by Dave110 — February 9, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
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Anyone else think “points at him” looks like Horatio Sans? I totally see him about to block someone, and then stopping and saying, “Noooo! Too sexy!”
Comment by Katy — February 9, 2007 @ 2:59 pm
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This is EDSBS, right? I thought seeing Porky’s was a pre-requisite before participating here. Sitting through Porky’s 2 is worth some sort of extra credit.
Comment by Mormon T. Suxorz — February 9, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
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Mississippi State signed a guy named Mike Hunt this year. Now, on the surface, that may not seem like a big deal. But if you haven’t seen Porky’s, say that name aloud repeatedly until it hits home. (If you have seen Porky’s, and I’m sure most of you have, you’re already giggling uncontrollably)
The first time the PA announcer says his name, it’s going to be high comedy, especially since MSU’s PA guy is an annoying old guy with a high-pitched voice.
Comment by fresh — February 9, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
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ADAM: MSU signed a Co-Eric Riley and a Mike Hunt.
Just wait until State (Mike Hunt) plays Arkansas (Nutt, Dick, etc.).
Comment by Travis Swenson — February 9, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
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T-Bob is short for Petite Bob.
Bobby has a daily show in New Orleans. What’s funny is these cajuns will occasionally call up and speak Cajun-French and Bobby has no idea what they’re saying. I thought all cajuns spoke french, but not Bobby.
Unfortunately, T-Bob didn’t inherit his Dad’s accent.
Comment by Travis Swenson — February 9, 2007 @ 2:08 pm