IN MEMORIAM OF FORMER CHEESECAKE
Anna Nicole Smith, you were once smoking hot and the object of much adolescent affection. For that, we give you an EDSBS Cheesecake tribute. Rest in peace.

We wish we could remember you this way instead of too fat, too skinny or kissing a really old man.
















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Okay, sorry for even bringing this up, but apparently now Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband is claiming that he’s the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby? Shocking, really, I thought Zsa Zsa and her husband were both dead.
Comment by DC Trojan — February 9, 2007 @ 5:04 pm
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Salute
Comment by juanmiguel — February 9, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
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There is a report out that she choked on her own vomit, which bring to mind the musings of Nigel Tufnel:
http://members.aol.com/chiprowe/dust4vomit.wav
Comment by maskedavenger — February 9, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
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Sugar Daddy Dept:
Comment No. 23: Matt:
I totally agree that Alabama is like J. Howard Marshall. Deluded, not relevant anymore, near death, and the only way to get any hot action is to offer up some major league money, which causes everyone around to shake their head and say, “What the heck has happened to that frikin’ so and so…lost all sense of reality and now looks like such a pathetic fool living on past glory”.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Loves Me — February 9, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
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All is not lost. I’m pretty sure her tits could be recycled.
Comment by DevilGrad — February 9, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
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Gallows Humor Dept:
#16: Out of Conference: That was really funny. Laughed at the comment, then felt bad about both ANS and Bodacious. Guilt, it sucks!
Comment by Stacy Keibler Loves Me — February 9, 2007 @ 1:27 pm
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sure did, sad thing is ANS obviously has more sense than RR, if you go with the analogy that J. Howard Marshall is Alabama, and WV is whatever trailer-park grease monkey ANS was previously dating. ANS made a decision to improve her “life situation” (thanks dr. phil), whereas RR decided to keep fucking the meth addict who lives down the street
Comment by matt — February 9, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
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Got turned down by both of them then, Matt?
Comment by DC Trojan — February 9, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
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ANS reminds me of WV’s mexican coach Rodriguez…drunk bums
Comment by matt — February 9, 2007 @ 12:44 pm