IN MEMORIAM OF FORMER CHEESECAKE

Detectives believe chemistry may have been involved.

Agreed. She was once far better than the people today know her. It’s a shame some of the Playboy models are just batshiat crazy.

What a sad train wreck of a life. Pardon the parental sentiment, but I that someone steps up and takes good care of that little girl she left behind. Other than a succession of surly nannies.

According to the Onion, Trimspa will be taking in the tyke and raising it.

Bodacious Set – R.I. P. Dept:

Bodacious Exhibit “A”:

Hat’s off to the Strankomeister for the tribute to A.N.Smith.

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Bodacious Exhibit “B”:

As an aside, since EDSBS is now ‘seeing other people’ such as the bull riding – PBR – while the college football season is over, here is a Youtube clip of Bodacious The Bull – the Lawrence Taylor of the bovine world. Now, that bull, ladies and germs was an athlete! Some dude tried to ride him with a face mask, and still got his eye sockets broken by Bodacious. Yikes! Retired the next day, in his prime because he was too good. Died prematurely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SraIAmCL_ok

I hate to sound insensative but she was just a bleach blonde centerfold with a great rack and a {enter variety of drugs} problem. Until she married that ODB from Texas, she was already well on her way to obscurity.

I feel terrible for her daughter because the only way she’ll ever remember her mother is the sad way the media portrayed her.

To sound sensitive I’d say it always sucks when there’s one less hot chick in the world. Or, at least a chick who was once hot.

Threadjack!

Florida’s negative recruiting tactics? Meyer attacking academics? What gives…I thought UF doesn’t recruit, they select?

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pages/Sports/Detail?contentId=2311171&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=6.1.1

Has any women ever vacillated between “drop dead hot” and “completely repulsive” like A.N.S.?

I’ll always remember her for the Guess jeans ads.

Oh, and possible Southern Cal recruiting violations over on Yahoo Sports……. again.

Ooh! “Playboy Interviews Roseanne and Tom Arnold”? Sign me up!

Am I the only one who thinks her baby is probably better off now?

so meyer told tolliver that lsu’s academics suck, which is true. EVIL MEYER!

To quote Randy Newman: “College men from LSU, went in dumb, come out dumb, too.”

Florida is the 47th best College in the US according to the 2007 U.S. News listing. LSU isn’t actually ranked, just listed as a “third tier” college.

Meyer is really a bad guy for pointing this out. I mean, how dare he think the kid might actually care about academics and not just football?

On Treadjack (#8)
Who’s giving odds Toliver never comes close to graduating (sad to say).

SKLM #5 – I’m with you – sad to see such a beast with such physique that no man could tame die early.

Sad to hear about the bull, too.

Cool Hand wasn’t he Big Baby Jesus at that point?

I’m pretty sure she was NEVER “smokin-hot.” The attention given to her always baffled me.

To a 15 year old living through “heroine chic”, she was a site to behold at first.

the reality is every guy in here has probably wailed on himself while thinking about ANS, regardless of any comments being made now

ANS reminds me of WV’s mexican coach Rodriguez…drunk bums

Got turned down by both of them then, Matt?

sure did, sad thing is ANS obviously has more sense than RR, if you go with the analogy that J. Howard Marshall is Alabama, and WV is whatever trailer-park grease monkey ANS was previously dating. ANS made a decision to improve her “life situation” (thanks dr. phil), whereas RR decided to keep fucking the meth addict who lives down the street

Gallows Humor Dept:

#16: Out of Conference: That was really funny. Laughed at the comment, then felt bad about both ANS and Bodacious. Guilt, it sucks!

All is not lost. I’m pretty sure her tits could be recycled.

Sugar Daddy Dept:

Comment No. 23: Matt:

I totally agree that Alabama is like J. Howard Marshall. Deluded, not relevant anymore, near death, and the only way to get any hot action is to offer up some major league money, which causes everyone around to shake their head and say, “What the heck has happened to that frikin’ so and so…lost all sense of reality and now looks like such a pathetic fool living on past glory”.

There is a report out that she choked on her own vomit, which bring to mind the musings of Nigel Tufnel:

http://members.aol.com/chiprowe/dust4vomit.wav

Salute

Okay, sorry for even bringing this up, but apparently now Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband is claiming that he’s the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby? Shocking, really, I thought Zsa Zsa and her husband were both dead.