IN MEMORIAM OF FORMER CHEESECAKE
Anna Nicole Smith, you were once smoking hot and the object of much adolescent affection. For that, we give you an EDSBS Cheesecake tribute. Rest in peace.

We wish we could remember you this way instead of too fat, too skinny or kissing a really old man.













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Ted Ginn did Everythin' says:
Detectives believe chemistry may have been involved.
February 9th, 2007 at 8:58 am
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Rabid Badger says:
Agreed. She was once far better than the people today know her. It’s a shame some of the Playboy models are just batshiat crazy.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:02 am
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DC Trojan says:
What a sad train wreck of a life. Pardon the parental sentiment, but I that someone steps up and takes good care of that little girl she left behind. Other than a succession of surly nannies.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:09 am
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SmoothJimmyApollo says:
According to the Onion, Trimspa will be taking in the tyke and raising it.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:48 am
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
Bodacious Set – R.I. P. Dept:
Bodacious Exhibit “A”:
Hat’s off to the Strankomeister for the tribute to A.N.Smith.
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Bodacious Exhibit “B”:
As an aside, since EDSBS is now ’seeing other people’ such as the bull riding – PBR – while the college football season is over, here is a Youtube clip of Bodacious The Bull – the Lawrence Taylor of the bovine world. Now, that bull, ladies and germs was an athlete! Some dude tried to ride him with a face mask, and still got his eye sockets broken by Bodacious. Yikes! Retired the next day, in his prime because he was too good. Died prematurely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SraIAmCL_ok
February 9th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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Cool Hand Mike says:
I hate to sound insensative but she was just a bleach blonde centerfold with a great rack and a {enter variety of drugs} problem. Until she married that ODB from Texas, she was already well on her way to obscurity.
I feel terrible for her daughter because the only way she’ll ever remember her mother is the sad way the media portrayed her.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:57 am
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doubtingthomas says:
To sound sensitive I’d say it always sucks when there’s one less hot chick in the world. Or, at least a chick who was once hot.
February 9th, 2007 at 10:00 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Threadjack!
Florida’s negative recruiting tactics? Meyer attacking academics? What gives…I thought UF doesn’t recruit, they select?
http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pages/Sports/Detail?contentId=2311171&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=6.1.1
February 9th, 2007 at 10:03 am
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GamecockTony says:
Has any women ever vacillated between “drop dead hot” and “completely repulsive” like A.N.S.?
I’ll always remember her for the Guess jeans ads.
Oh, and possible Southern Cal recruiting violations over on Yahoo Sports……. again.
February 9th, 2007 at 10:08 am
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PeteJayhawk says:
Ooh! “Playboy Interviews Roseanne and Tom Arnold”? Sign me up!
February 9th, 2007 at 10:08 am
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Mätt says:
Am I the only one who thinks her baby is probably better off now?
February 9th, 2007 at 10:24 am
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adam says:
so meyer told tolliver that lsu’s academics suck, which is true. EVIL MEYER!
February 9th, 2007 at 10:45 am
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Seymour85 says:
To quote Randy Newman: “College men from LSU, went in dumb, come out dumb, too.”
February 9th, 2007 at 11:01 am
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Firedog says:
Florida is the 47th best College in the US according to the 2007 U.S. News listing. LSU isn’t actually ranked, just listed as a “third tier” college.
Meyer is really a bad guy for pointing this out. I mean, how dare he think the kid might actually care about academics and not just football?
February 9th, 2007 at 11:05 am
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MassDad says:
On Treadjack (#8)
Who’s giving odds Toliver never comes close to graduating (sad to say).
February 9th, 2007 at 11:21 am
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Out of Conference says:
SKLM #5 – I’m with you – sad to see such a beast with such physique that no man could tame die early.
Sad to hear about the bull, too.
February 9th, 2007 at 11:21 am
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Nick says:
Cool Hand wasn’t he Big Baby Jesus at that point?
February 9th, 2007 at 11:29 am
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tim in tampa says:
I’m pretty sure she was NEVER “smokin-hot.” The attention given to her always baffled me.
February 9th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
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Stranko Montana says:
To a 15 year old living through “heroine chic”, she was a site to behold at first.
February 9th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
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matt says:
the reality is every guy in here has probably wailed on himself while thinking about ANS, regardless of any comments being made now
February 9th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
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matt says:
ANS reminds me of WV’s mexican coach Rodriguez…drunk bums
February 9th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Got turned down by both of them then, Matt?
February 9th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
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matt says:
sure did, sad thing is ANS obviously has more sense than RR, if you go with the analogy that J. Howard Marshall is Alabama, and WV is whatever trailer-park grease monkey ANS was previously dating. ANS made a decision to improve her “life situation” (thanks dr. phil), whereas RR decided to keep fucking the meth addict who lives down the street
February 9th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
Gallows Humor Dept:
#16: Out of Conference: That was really funny. Laughed at the comment, then felt bad about both ANS and Bodacious. Guilt, it sucks!
February 9th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
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DevilGrad says:
All is not lost. I’m pretty sure her tits could be recycled.
February 9th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
Sugar Daddy Dept:
Comment No. 23: Matt:
I totally agree that Alabama is like J. Howard Marshall. Deluded, not relevant anymore, near death, and the only way to get any hot action is to offer up some major league money, which causes everyone around to shake their head and say, “What the heck has happened to that frikin’ so and so…lost all sense of reality and now looks like such a pathetic fool living on past glory”.
February 9th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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maskedavenger says:
There is a report out that she choked on her own vomit, which bring to mind the musings of Nigel Tufnel:
http://members.aol.com/chiprowe/dust4vomit.wav
February 9th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
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juanmiguel says:
Salute
February 9th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Okay, sorry for even bringing this up, but apparently now Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband is claiming that he’s the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby? Shocking, really, I thought Zsa Zsa and her husband were both dead.
February 9th, 2007 at 5:04 pm