Comments on: OPEN LETTER FROM YOUR RECENTLY SIGNED RECRUIT

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 22:05:57 +0000

No, no, it isn’t Flipside or Pavlov’s. It’s the defunct “Rafters.” Jermaine O’Neal tried to get in there one time but they wouldn’t let him or his entourage in because they were wearing jerseys.

What did he do?

Went to Group Therapy instead.

By: Briney Mac

Briney Mac — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 19:36:06 +0000

And people wonder why Joe McKnight chose USC over LSU … the mansion, silly.

By: Reggie's Advisor

Reggie's Advisor — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 18:02:58 +0000

Everyone at Georgia Tech goes to Moondogs, but you’re not supposed to say you enjoy it after freshman year.
I am clueless as to why Brian is proud of the fact that he once asked Travis Bell for a picture.

By: SergeantHulka

SergeantHulka — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 17:08:50 +0000

Additional slight modification for USC-”I would also appreciate it if you would not tell anyone that my family is living for free at a plush mansion with unlimited car access, and I’m not going to pay for anything while I’m here”

Come on, now. Petie has learned his lesson. Now he just has that former player coincidentally on speakerphone when highly-touted recruits walk by on their way to church.

By: RIP Logan Young

RIP Logan Young — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:01:31 +0000

SKLM,

BURN!

By: DaveP

DaveP — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:35:20 +0000

I can only imagine what an exausting few weeks it has been on the once delicate loins of our beautiful Gator Getters. They deserve our sincere thanks and some ice.

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:54:16 +0000

Hey, RCR
If the guy wants to rock Smoot’s number, he better have Smoot’s game. ..(Yes, like that.)

The demanding of single digits was the least weird part of the recruitment, apparently.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:23:55 +0000

This one is for JG: Me and Travis Bell at Moondogs.

http://www.ramblinracket.com/images/admin/ClassyAlumni.jpg

By: Stacy Keibler Loves Me

Stacy Keibler Loves Me — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:25:29 +0000

Indoor Plumbing Dept.:

DC Trojan, Comment No. 26: I think that for some ‘Bama fans, a house with indoor plumbing is considered a mansion.

By: JG

JG — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 23:56:30 +0000

#22

You’re right; he certainly is a fixture there, but he’s standing on leased property from one-JG. Im surprised youve never seen Reggie there! He can been seen there on Saturday nights, stroking his sweet-stache, thinking about how cool it’ll be to play football in MSG…

By: RaginCajunRebel

RaginCajunRebel — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 23:36:28 +0000

Dear Student Body of Mississippi State University,

Thanks fo lettin me rock No. 2. I figure you got to look good to play good, and I don’t look good with double digits on my chest. I gots to rock my no. 2. So thanks for that.

Love,

Robert Elliott
“The Deuce Rocker”

By: tzubear

tzubear — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 22:26:26 +0000

“the Bengal Belles are 45 year old fat alumni”

yes, but they have a shiny new mercades.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 22:02:25 +0000

I thought they eliminated the campus recruit skanks from every school. And btw, from the looks of the website, the Bengal Belles are 45 year old fat alumni.

By: Charles

Charles — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 21:51:12 +0000

As for the recruiting escort service, Texas has the Texas Angels. I think orientation includes riding Bevo. Yes, like that.

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 21:39:54 +0000

bhors, the “I’m not going to pay for anything while I’m here” is repetitive. Assumptions have already been made.