GO PLAY INTRAMURALS, BROTHER!!!
Dan Hawkins reminds you that it’s Division-1 football you’re playing here. He’s also obviously miles away from switching to decaf any time soon. It’s a short clip, but very violent. You have been warned. (HT: The Daily Camera and reader Rabid Badger.)
Warning: very, very, very loud noises. Mind the volume.
IT’S DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL!!! WE KNEW WHAT WE WERE, AND WE LET US GET AWAY!!! GET DOWN OFF THE SHED BEFORE I MAKE YOU SORRY YOU WERE EVER BORN AHHHHH!!!!
Filed under: Big 12 Conference, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, I have sugar problems, Recruiting, triple espresso enema please by Orson Swindle
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AND TAKE THAT PLEDGE PIN OFF YOUR UNIFORM.
Comment by LemonThrower — September 13, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
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Hello:
Typical of parents coddling their kids, in other words…The Pussification of the American Male.
Won’t be long before these freaks will be e-mailing, calling, or approaching coaches at the professional level complaining that little Johnny is under-paid, or does not play enough…Pussies
Comment by Keith — March 12, 2007 @ 6:32 pm
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I work as an IM director and my buddies and I are passing on this clip to colleagues in field. Coach we are thankful and think your quote will make a great T-shirt next year! And it sounds like my gym rat participants have more committment than CU players, and they just want a T-Shirt.
Comment by Adam Hollmann — February 16, 2007 @ 9:31 am
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“Unlike Hawkins, these kids aren’t being paid. “
Comment by KA — February 15, 2007 @ 4:49 pm
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The man is an idiot. I have had recruits tell me that he reacts to THEM like that. Good luck Buffs, with that mad man at the helm!
Comment by Jeff Hubbard — February 15, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
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I take it Hawk a big Sam Kinneson fan…
Comment by Because They Can — February 14, 2007 @ 4:19 pm
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It’s Josh Brolin’s role BROTHER
Comment by Dano — February 14, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
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cu fans got what they deserved with this clown-ass. Hey Obviouse Butt, Syko, Irish Butt and all you other idiot buff-a-hole fans, you got a first hand glimpse of the “loon” when he went down to Georgia a few years back with Boise and got destroyed and then Montana State comes into folscum and kicks the buffs to the curb. More of the same in 2007.
Comment by F5Tornado — February 10, 2007 @ 7:05 pm
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what a loser.
Comment by joe — February 10, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
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Triple-espresso enema, Orson? Holy shit, man.
Comment by J.J. — February 10, 2007 @ 11:09 am
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Wow. I guess the pressure of this dead-end job is getting to him. I think Hawkins is a good coach, but CU is a downgrade from Boise St. The faculty there like to think they’re freakin’ Swarthmore or Amherst and will never ever let him recruit. If he wins the Big XII, I predict the faculty will sign a petition that accuses him of cheating!
Oh, did anybody bother to point out that Danny-boy never played D-I football himself. He played at UC-Davis in (then) Div. II.
Comment by Mark D — February 9, 2007 @ 8:37 am