CONGRATS, PEYTON: GATORS WIN SUPER BOWL.
EDSBS would like to offer its congratulations to Peyton Manning for his outstanding performance in the Super Bowl last night, a virtuoso performance securing a unique trifecta for Florida athletics: possession of the NCAA Men’s football and basketball trophies as well as vicarious ownership of a Super Bowl Championship.
To refresh the memory: Manning never beat Florida in three and a half tries. Florida>Peyton>Chicago Bears= one Super Bowl ring mailed overnight express to this man, please:
The only way Danny’s ever getting near a Super Bowl ring. He’ll take that FedEx overnight, no signature required, thank you very much.
One other dividend from this Super Bowl–besides featuring a commercial that made you want to commit suicide along with that robot–comes in the fact that Bill Simmons, snide college football hater and New England regional sports writer, will no longer be able to mention the “Peyton Manning Face” derisively. Unless he means the face Peyton will make as he, loaded off a pitcher of margaritas and getting his knob polished by Mrs. Manning, in turn polishes the Lombardi Trophy on a deserted beach somewhere on the Pacific Coast of Mexico next week.
Congrats to pro football’s triumphant geek. Danny will be waiting for his ring.
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Is it just me, or does Manning look like frickin’ Frankenstein? Seriously - you pop some bolts on his neck and the villagers are chasing him with fire….
Comment by CLT Dawg — February 6, 2007 @ 8:56 pm
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Bleedo
STFU, us Gator QBs have tons of Lombardi Trophies and Super Bowl MVP awards.
When I get to Canada, we will add the Grey Cup to our history as well
Comment by chris leak's 4.5 forty hookslide — February 6, 2007 @ 10:03 am
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Pretty lame of you guys not to eat some crow and give Manning his due. You seem to forget that Peyton has an SEC Championship ring as well. The ONLY way Grossman will ever get a superbowl ring is riding the bench where he belongs…he is not an NFL caliber quarterback…but of course he can always look at his SEC ring and sing ‘Glory Days’…hell,Tee Martin has SEC and National Championship rings as well…something that Alex Brown will never have…nyanyanyanya!
Comment by bleedo — February 6, 2007 @ 9:40 am
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Hack you dick (How is that? I am quick learner) May I recommend an alternate to “Gaytor”? A new spelling that is less offensive is “Geightor”
Comment by Chris Leak's 4.5 forty hookslide — February 6, 2007 @ 7:28 am
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I think people often forget how much Peyton was Danny’s B!tch . . . Not only was he 0-3 against him as a starter in college, but he was 0-4 againt him all time as Danny’s Saints beat Peyton’s Colts in their young NFL Career.
Comment by Chuck D — February 6, 2007 @ 2:29 am
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And I’m fully aware Florida beat Georgia and Vandy, but that’s the closest the Commodores will get to a title.
Comment by DE — February 6, 2007 @ 1:15 am
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Vanderbilt>Georgia>Auburn>Florida
Comment by DE — February 6, 2007 @ 1:13 am