DATELINE NBC: TO CATCH A RECRUITER EDITION.
Recruiting is creepy–therefore, you knew you’d be watching Chris Hansen sneak-attack-interviewing Pete Carroll eventually.
Dateline Presents: To Catch a Recruiter. (WARNING!!! Scene containing the Orgeron may be too intense for children or young adults.)












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No mention of mom-greasing in there…maybe they’re saving that part of the special for sweeps.
Comment by Brew(ster) Crew — February 1, 2007 @ 9:27 am
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Like certain scenes in COPS, “mom-greasing” is indeed too hot for television.
Comment by Orson Swindle — February 1, 2007 @ 9:55 am
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“I swear to God I’ve never done this before!”
“He told me he was 18 and didn’t need a parent here!”
“This is not an official in-home visit. We were just going to watch a movie.”
All of this is followed by a NCAA hearing where questions like this are asked, “I’m going to show you a diagram of the 4-3 defense. Can you just point to where the coach said you would play? Don’t be scared.”
Comment by Cool Hand Mike — February 1, 2007 @ 9:55 am
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“Come 2 Florida for ringz, thingz and bling”.
Somebody fire up the Spreadshirt account, we got ourselves a MNC slogan.
Comment by Sam — February 1, 2007 @ 9:59 am
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Great comments CHM
Comment by Stranko Montana — February 1, 2007 @ 10:00 am
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L0L!! S4b4n promi53d 3w3 a 5tart1n6 5p0t 0n th3 b3nchhorz
Comment by NewAZTiger — February 1, 2007 @ 10:10 am
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that picture of Fulmer should be spread far and wide…you know the only thing he’s thinking about is what they are serving for dinner
Comment by matt — February 1, 2007 @ 10:23 am
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Kindof sortof maybe related; but Massive Bulbous KUDOs to all regarding your recent ‘Recruiting is Ugly and Terrible….’ topic.
That was good stuff, and amazingly, 100+ replies and zero Tebow references.
Comment by drogue — February 1, 2007 @ 10:48 am
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Here’s hoping the next version features the guy who takes his clothes off upon walking into the Dateline house.
And that guy is Charlie Weis.
And for that image, you’re welcome.
Comment by LD — February 1, 2007 @ 11:10 am
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I’ll see your Charlie Weis and raise you a Tom Amstutz and a Mark Mangino!
Comment by Cool Hand Mike — February 1, 2007 @ 11:22 am
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AAAGGHHH!!! My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!!
Comment by tOSU_radar — February 1, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
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I don’t think recruiting is creepy.
Comment by j. dahmer — February 1, 2007 @ 9:14 pm
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If you had a naked Weis, Mangino, and Amstutz, you would probably be able to generate a gravitational field around which a house could rotate. With Saturn-like rings composed mostly of gravy and corn-dogs.
Comment by DC Trojan — February 2, 2007 @ 1:25 am