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COLLEGE FOOTBALL BLOGGER AWARDS: BEST NATIONAL BLOG

In addition to yesterday's
winners
, the following winners have been announced today:

And now for the Best National Blog Award. Nominees:

Best National Blog

And the winner is . . .

Star-divide

Sunday Morning Quarterback.

As we are late in the day and short on time, we will cheat again and let Youtube do the talking for us. SMQ writes the best national blog out there on college football, and it shouldn't just be some snobby critic's choice like The English Patient or that fucked-up Spanish horror fantasy with the Pale Man in it. (Yes, Pan's Labyrinth. We're playing down fondness for snobby critic's choices. Umm...wooo Anchorman! Yeah!)

SMQ writes like a dervish, and deserves to be paid for it handsomely. In fact, we'd pay him to do it, and plan to as soon as our whole Chinese herbal supplement/exotic animal product/bootleg Indian pharmaceutical ring falls in place. Until then, he'll slave away for free. Catch that while you can, since it's the best deal going on the internet...until we get that powdered tiger penis in stock. Then he'll have to settle for second, because that stuff will turn you into a sundial turned on its side for days, Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora be damned. (Xiao dan, call us ASAP about that!)

Again, congrats to a geniunely talented writer who we want to stab in the ass with a steak knife for having such talent. You richly deserve the applause and subsequent non-fatal stabbing. We also have no doubt that someday you will pull aside the black mask you wear around only your eyes that still somehow conceals your true identity, and succeed as a "normal-person-type-writer."

It's a long way to the top, friend. But you've got the bagpipes to do it. Jia you, sir.

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Have you seen Pan’s Labyrinth? Because I thought it was frickin’ awesome. Then again, my tastes do run more to snobby critics’ choices than some folks. If you want to mock one of those this year, go with Babel.

by Devin McCullen on Feb 1, 2007 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

You guys do a kick ass job of covering The Big Ten. Congratulations!

by SeaTrojan on Feb 1, 2007 6:23 PM EST reply actions  

  1. - Burnt Orange Nation covers the SEC like a mother…..

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Feb 1, 2007 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

From Burnt Orange Nation: “Orson – you deserve every nice word you’re receiving. We are all happier, healthier human beings because of your work. Thanks.”

I don’t know about healthier, but I sure do laugh a lot more! Thanks from me, too…

by VOLG on Feb 1, 2007 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

Congratulations to SMQ, and the behind the scenes work of the team of underaged slave workers he “employs” who watch and analyze every football game played each week and report back to him. A double helping of gruel for them tonight!

by Boy Howdy on Feb 1, 2007 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

Make that triple, Howdy. The chains are off!

by smq on Feb 1, 2007 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

EDSBS covers the Big Ten like Reggie F. Nelson covers OSU receivers.

by Urban Spurrier on Feb 1, 2007 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Net quantity of fuels required for AC/DC video:

15 (imperial) gallons gasoline – the truck
75 pints of Castlemain XXXX – the band
3 fifths of Famous Grouse – the pipers

They don’t make them like that anymore.

by DC Trojan on Feb 1, 2007 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

DC Trojan,

XXXX is for yobbos from the bush.

Toohey’s New, and the conversation is over.

by Wooderson on Feb 2, 2007 9:11 AM EST reply actions  

XXXX is for yobbos from the bush. Toohey’s New, and the conversation is over.

Hypothetical question for you:

A band from Sydney whose lead singer is going to die from acute alcohol poisoning has a choice of:

1) drinking larrikin lager
2) staying dry.

Do you really think they would have said, no thanks, we’ll hold out for the Toohey’s?

by DC Trojan on Feb 2, 2007 11:27 AM EST reply actions  

Pan’s Labyrinth was an awesome movie! Oh, and you cover the Big Ten?

by James on Feb 2, 2007 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

Toohey’s is pretty f’n amazing

by Zinski on Feb 2, 2007 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

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