MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: A.J. DAULERIO.

by Orson on Jan 31, 2007 5:07 PM EST

Today's Mustache Wednesday Mustache of the Day?

Deadspin correspondent A.J. Daulerio's fungal growth, which we wouldn't touch with a pair of titanium claws manipulated behind several feet of lead plating. That thing should come with a biohazard sign on it.

His Super Bowl dispatches, unlike his nauseating 'stache, are nothing but vitamin-rich and essential nutrition.

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is he a funeral director?

by oski on Jan 31, 2007 5:27 PM EST reply actions

1974 Phil Fulmer would like his shirt back, please.

by rtr on Jan 31, 2007 5:53 PM EST reply actions

Now that you mention it, oski, he does look like Percy Pringle: The Phantom Menace…

by VandyJ on Jan 31, 2007 6:21 PM EST reply actions

Blind Man Dept:

I think A.J. Daulerio is blind to keep that ’stache,

or,

he wants to repel any woman from ever thinking of going out with him, even the ones that charge by the hour or act.

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 31, 2007 7:36 PM EST reply actions

I’d say that mustache makes him look a bit like Freddy Mercury’s autistic cousin, except that seems unfair, almost cruel, to autistic cousins everywhere.

by DC Trojan on Jan 31, 2007 10:34 PM EST reply actions

Why is that guy nuzzling Sean Salisbury?

by FishFan-GatorMan on Jan 31, 2007 10:37 PM EST reply actions

The tie on salisbury is so much worse than the ’stache

by Leisure Suit Shula on Feb 1, 2007 1:43 AM EST reply actions

This is fun—it’s like one of those pictures in the Sunday comics when you’re a kid and try to find the seven things that are wrong with the picture. So far we’ve got the mustache, the shirt, salisbury’s tie, and I’ll add salisbury’s red eye.

by irishdevil on Feb 1, 2007 5:34 AM EST reply actions

Let me get this straight. The man is in a room with Salisbury and a full bottle of Bacardi, and he goes for Salisbury? Priorities, man! Priorities!

by Rusty on Feb 1, 2007 6:05 AM EST reply actions

Definitely Freddy Mercury. Did they just complete their manbla applications?

by Ohiodawg on Feb 1, 2007 10:48 AM EST reply actions

Next Wednesday’s Mustache.

Yes, a wetvac will clean a keyboard.

by NewAZTiger on Feb 1, 2007 11:05 AM EST reply actions

Yes, a wetvac will clean a keyboard.

Considering the amount of coffee, rice milk, and… other substances (for Stranko posts) that apparently hit keyboards around here, maybe Orson should add one of these to this EDSBS store, with appropriate logo customization…

by DC Trojan on Feb 1, 2007 12:54 PM EST reply actions