Here at EDSBS, we are forever enthralled with the passion that we and other fans devote to college football; a passion with no other sport in the United States evokes. Down south, however, futball evokes a similar, if not greater passion. So let us look to our American sports fan breatheren of the southern hemisphere for lessons we hope to never learn personally. Today, we learn that it is never safe to trust a fan of your arch rival to tattoo an homage to your team on your back.

When an insane Boca Junior fan (Maradona’s old team) asked for a tattoo of the logo of Argentina’s most popular team on his back, he could not wait to show off his badge of honor to his family and friends. Imagine his surprise when his audience informed him that the tattoo artist, who, by the way, was a fan of River Plate, did not honor his wishes. I’ll leave the explanation to the police spokesman:

“The tattooist supports Boca Junior’s rival, River Plate, so he got annoyed when the teenager asked him to tattoo Boca’s symbol and decided to tattoo a penis instead. Unbelievable!”

Buckeyes, Wolverines, Tider’s, Tigers… et al. Be warned. Make sure to ask who your tattoo artist roots for BEFORE telling him about the team tattoo you are planning.

To some people, this looks like a penis.

HT: King Kaufman

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