NEVER TRUST A RIVAL FAN TO BE YOUR TATTOO ARTIST
by Stranko on Jan 29, 2007 1:25 PM EST
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PrintHere at EDSBS, we are forever enthralled with the passion that we and other fans devote to college football; a passion with no other sport in the United States evokes. Down south, however, futball evokes a similar, if not greater passion. So let us look to our American sports fan breatheren of the southern hemisphere for lessons we hope to never learn personally. Today, we learn that it is never safe to trust a fan of your arch rival to tattoo an homage to your team on your back.
When an insane Boca Junior fan (Maradona's old team) asked for a tattoo of the logo of Argentina's most popular team on his back, he could not wait to show off his badge of honor to his family and friends. Imagine his surprise when his audience informed him that the tattoo artist, who, by the way, was a fan of River Plate, did not honor his wishes. I'll leave the explanation to the police spokesman:
"The tattooist supports Boca Junior's rival, River Plate, so he got annoyed when the teenager asked him to tattoo Boca's symbol and decided to tattoo a penis instead. Unbelievable!"
Buckeyes, Wolverines, Tider's, Tigers... et al. Be warned. Make sure to ask who your tattoo artist roots for BEFORE telling him about the team tattoo you are planning.
To some people, this looks like a penis.
HT: King Kaufman
Shameless Excuse for Cheesecake from Argentina, click here... but not at work.
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Now that’s devotion! In a related note, the Texas Longhorn logo resembles a burnt orange uterus.
by Orangeblood on Jan 29, 2007 1:29 PM EST reply actions
This goes along with never having any woman’s name on your flesh. Having an exe’s name on your skin may be forgiven by family and friends, but the wrong team will cause you to be disowned by family and friends.
by Anonymous IV on Jan 29, 2007 2:08 PM EST reply actions
Great tatoo quotes I’ve heard:
“But I don’t know anybody named Ruby”
“I got a M on each butt cheek so it will spell MoM”
“…and if you lay on your back, it says WoW”
by Cool Hand Mike on Jan 29, 2007 2:24 PM EST reply actions
tOSU fans probably wouldn’t be too disappointed if they discovered a graphic representation of Tressel instead of the school logo.
by Dave on Jan 29, 2007 2:27 PM EST reply actions
One Porteño drawing a dick on another Porteño’s back? Pot. Kettle. Black.
by DC Trojan on Jan 29, 2007 3:35 PM EST reply actions
Once Again, Stranko is The Man:
Awesome Cheesecake from Argentina.
Her nice round one looks like those from superhero babes right out of comic books.
Besides Maradona, the only other great thang out of Argentina is Ms. Keira.
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 29, 2007 3:52 PM EST reply actions
I’m pretty dense, so could someone explain to me how it looks like a penis?
by matt on Jan 29, 2007 4:18 PM EST reply actions
Think baby’s arm holding an apple. Now eliminate the baby’s arm and invert.
by Cool Hand Mike on Jan 29, 2007 4:40 PM EST reply actions
Where is the picture of this tattoo, cant seem to locate it.
by Brian on Jan 29, 2007 5:15 PM EST reply actions
RE: Comment No. 7:
I still crack up at the: “Dude!”, “Sweet!” bit in that movie.
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 29, 2007 6:00 PM EST reply actions
Well, that explains it. This guy obviously went to the same parlor.
by Will Collier on Jan 29, 2007 6:25 PM EST reply actions
So round, so firm, so fully packed…. oops, different kind of butt……
LSMFT
by PSU Guru on Jan 29, 2007 11:20 PM EST reply actions
I bet that River fan and his buddies spent the rest of the day singing:
“BocaPene, mi bien amigo…”
by Kanu on Jan 30, 2007 2:50 AM EST reply actions
Hey SKLM, it’s like the toilet scene in ‘dumb & dumber’. Works every time.
by 4chickens-and-a-coke on Jan 30, 2007 8:20 AM EST reply actions
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