BLOGTOBERFEST!!!REGGIE BUSH'S SECOND FUMBLE
by Orson on Jan 26, 2007 1:38 PM EST
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Before Photoshop, life was a dull, grey waste, filled with marauding hyenas and only the chill of the north wind to keep you company. Via the standard chain of labyrinthine links (Heisgirl to BurntOrangeNation to hyah) we have Reggie Bush's latest fumble, again proving that life before Photoshop for the cartoonishly-minded fan was a dark, cold place with little comfort besides food and the promise of a peaceful suicide on the desolate steppes.
Heisgirl's headline is the winning side dish to the image: "This morning I woke up to a Reggie Bush probe."
Reggie's latest fumble: to be recovered by VY, or just vacated?
Muppet News reports. The ND Nation suicide alert has, in light of Trattou's defecting to the United States of Florida,
been raised to Orange, citizens. Take note and avoid sidewalks around tall office buildings in the Chicago area.
And you can go to prom! With the high school girlfriend you've thought about marrying! Why miss that when you can be dating college girls who want no attachments, right? Colin Dunlap of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette asks what's so great about early enrollment, anyway?
Maybe I'm just too "old school" for my own good...Nonetheless, I'll go on record and say it -- I'm not a big fan of the latest craze in college football recruiting. This whole "graduating early and enrolling in college in January" business puzzles me to the core.
Somewhere, Colin's got an old school letter jacket in a closet, and a class ring we'd wager, too. If he's as old-school as he says, he's also definitely writing this poised over his Tandy 300, dookie roll perched around his neck, drinking ginseng tea and pondering the mysteries of the universe while sipping some Old Gold.
Dunlap's also likely not thinking about the fact that you could skip all the hokey high school crap, jump straight to college, start lifting weights, getting on with your life, and immediately begin your new life as a relatively independent collegiate manwhore/D-1 recruit instead of combing through the perfunctory dregs of your high school for another six months obeying curfew, sleeping in your parents' house, and clocking meaningless hours in the same rat-trap you've already spent three and a half years pacing around in. But we're just new school, we guess.
--The Annual Lloyd Carr Retirement Rumor Surfaces--SHOOT IT, SHOOOOOOT IT! This time via In The Bleachers, where a tweak to Carr's compensation is noted in the Ann Arbor News as making a hypothetical Carr departure easier. That Carr's in a position as a respected coach in a program emphatic about stability and tradition to retweak should be noted; in effect, no evidence of anyone but Carr having any sway over the decision has emerged. In the Big Ten, a coach like Carr could likely stay as long as he likes. Slap four zillion pounds on him, squeeze him into some cheap khakis and an orange golf shirt, and put him at Tennessee, and we're talking about some entirely different produce, here.
This be some bull shit. SMQ tops his Chris Fowler diary with a revealing interview with Arrelious Benn. The payoff's worth the whole article.
Really. We're totally 8th. Perhaps you could take an interest in basketball? Frank Broyles, AD at Arkansas, lays out a persuasive case for Arkansas football in a Dallas alumni meeting. (Summary message: "Hey, assholes, we're eighth in the conference at best! Back off!") Teapot hysteria as only local news can give follows:
The sperm lottery pays out again. Mike Shula gets another job. Completely on his own merits using only the evidence represented by his resume and professional record. No other influences. At all. Nope.
Completely unrelated and screamingly funny terminology grab. Should we ever suspect someone of taking cocaine, we will simply refer to them as "partying with Dr. Rockso."
They say it's gonna snow! Gonna put White Christmas up mah nose...
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The subtle addition of the song girl in the background is the true piece de resistance.
by Jeremy on Jan 26, 2007 1:44 PM EST reply actions
I love the fact that Frank Broyles’ comments are treated as the biggest news story broadcast on Northwest Arkansas News Leader, evarr. “What you are about to hear….”
by PeteJayhawk on Jan 26, 2007 2:13 PM EST reply actions
love the song girl in the background of the pic.
shoot it, shooooot it just kills me. gotta love it
by this is who this is on Jan 26, 2007 2:17 PM EST reply actions
As a Bama fan, I actually think the Jaguars made a great hire. Shula may not be a great play-caller, but he developed Brodie Croyle and John Parker Wilson into top-flight college QBs.
by Dignan on Jan 26, 2007 2:23 PM EST reply actions
Good to see that user contributions are accepted :)
Yeah, talk about a bunch of pissed people— I’m not sure if the Athletic Department could be any more radioactive.
by Will on Jan 26, 2007 2:23 PM EST reply actions
Not to quibble, but if you’re going to have a picture of Bush metaphorically showing his ass, why not use the “Song Girl’s ass” shot in the background? I know it’s anachronistic, but it’s thematically consistent.
by DC Trojan on Jan 26, 2007 2:32 PM EST reply actions
if Ark. is 8th, whose seventh…the top 6 are pretty obvious (Fla, Ga, Tn, Aub, Al, LSU)
by matt on Jan 26, 2007 3:11 PM EST reply actions
#7, We know which team is NOT #25 annually on your ballot.
by canuck on Jan 26, 2007 3:18 PM EST reply actions
Re: #7 – South Carolina comes to mind as number seven.
by Bamaleg on Jan 26, 2007 3:20 PM EST reply actions
It’s either USC or Ole Miss, I guess. Broyles said he was talking in terms of recruiting base and financial base.
by RIP Logan Young on Jan 26, 2007 3:29 PM EST reply actions
Guys, I don’t know if you’ve seen this or not, but head on out to The M Zone. There’s a youtube vid you should see.
http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/2007/01/two-minute-drill_26.html
by Anon8 on Jan 26, 2007 3:38 PM EST reply actions
#7, If Duke’s #25 on your pre-season ballot, you wouldn’t be forgetting USC.
by canuck on Jan 26, 2007 3:57 PM EST reply actions
pshaww—-we all know the real Frank Broyles has been dead for at least 10 years
by Chris on Jan 26, 2007 4:14 PM EST reply actions
UK has no recruiting base for football.
by RIP Logan Young on Jan 26, 2007 4:51 PM EST reply actions
Like sands through the hour glass, so our the days of our lives
Arkansas is a beautiful trainwreck. Oh so beautiful!
by Cool Hand Mike on Jan 26, 2007 5:08 PM EST reply actions
JoePa’s picture to appear on specially marked boxes of brains.
I mean, specially marked boxes of donuts and cinnamon buns.
by Yant on Jan 26, 2007 6:03 PM EST reply actions
After the gun fight, what do I want? The nose candy, B.
by SmoothJimmyApollo on Jan 26, 2007 6:52 PM EST reply actions
Let’s stay focused people. We’re supposed to be bashing ND today. Not posting pictures mocking USC – though this one is classic.
Now, let’s move along. Nothing to see here. Ignore the cash falling out of Bush’s jock.
by Rex Cramer on Jan 26, 2007 7:14 PM EST reply actions
Oh how I wish he had tried to lateral his Heisman instead of the ball. What could’ve been.
by SeaTrojan on Jan 26, 2007 7:16 PM EST reply actions
#20, James Wilson? Yikes. Orson invites you to bash the Gator$ and you can’t bring yourself to it?
by canuck on Jan 26, 2007 7:39 PM EST reply actions
loved the Dr. Rockso toon. Metalocalypse is the coolest new show on Adult Swim these days.
Even I had to laugh at the Bush fark. Not really any new news there though.
by oc phil on Jan 26, 2007 7:52 PM EST reply actions
Canuck,
Stealing recruits is part of the game. If James and his mommy want him to stay in FL, so be it. I have no beef with FL, but I do like to see domers get all defensive about this. In fact, it’s the only time this year I’ve seen a defense at ND.
Oops, there I go again.
by Rex Cramer on Jan 26, 2007 7:54 PM EST reply actions
I woke up with a clown’s hand in my pants. That’s what I did today.
by EdomerP on Jan 28, 2007 2:25 PM EST reply actions
“he developed Brodie Croyle and John Parker Wilson into top-flight college QBs”
Hmm, would you put that on your resume?
by drogue on Jan 28, 2007 7:02 PM EST reply actions
please give credit to the author when you steal photoshopped images.
by Hornfans.com on Jan 28, 2007 8:36 PM EST reply actions
that was almost as cool as the PENN STATE MARCHING BAND DOING THRILLER…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj5vBPCMwFU
Pass the “Jesus Juice.” You’re ALL my “rubba-rubba friends” now.
—Michael
by PDXGoneGator on Jan 29, 2007 4:36 AM EST reply actions
edomerp, I think you’re poaching on someone else’s territory.
by rusty on Jan 29, 2007 7:14 AM EST reply actions
Hornsfans.com-
He did give credit – Heisgirl and BurntOrangeNation. Now I just went over to BON and they didn’t credit anyone… so if you want to bitch at someone, that’s who you should bitch at.
by PAK on Jan 29, 2007 11:50 AM EST reply actions
I LOVE REGGIE BUSH HE HAS A NICE BODY AND I LIKE THE TEAM TOO THAT’S MY FAVROITE TEAM AND I LOVE HOW THE TEAM WORK TOGETHER CAUSE THIER’S NO I IN TEAM.AND I JUST WANT TO TELL REGGIE BUSH THAT HE DOING A GOOD JOB AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.BUT 4-REAL THOE U REALLY HAVE A FINE ASS BODY .CAN I PUT BABY OIL ON YOUR CHEST LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES or NO
IM FOR REAL IM NOT PLAYIN
JUST PLAYIN LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by CLARISSA on Feb 27, 2007 11:18 PM EST reply actions
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