BLOGTOBERFEST!!!REGGIE BUSH’S SECOND FUMBLE
You don’t make mosaics without breaking a little pottery. Here’s today’s fine tilework.
Before Photoshop, life was a dull, grey waste, filled with marauding hyenas and only the chill of the north wind to keep you company. Via the standard chain of labyrinthine links (Heisgirl to BurntOrangeNation to hyah) we have Reggie Bush’s latest fumble, again proving that life before Photoshop for the cartoonishly-minded fan was a dark, cold place with little comfort besides food and the promise of a peaceful suicide on the desolate steppes.
Heisgirl’s headline is the winning side dish to the image: “This morning I woke up to a Reggie Bush probe.”

Reggie’s latest fumble: to be recovered by VY, or just vacated?
Muppet News reports. The ND Nation suicide alert has, in light of Trattou’s defecting to the United States of Florida,
been raised to Orange, citizens. Take note and avoid sidewalks around tall office buildings in the Chicago area.
And you can go to prom! With the high school girlfriend you’ve thought about marrying! Why miss that when you can be dating college girls who want no attachments, right? Colin Dunlap of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette asks what’s so great about early enrollment, anyway?
Maybe I’m just too “old school” for my own good…Nonetheless, I’ll go on record and say it — I’m not a big fan of the latest craze in college football recruiting. This whole “graduating early and enrolling in college in January” business puzzles me to the core.
Somewhere, Colin’s got an old school letter jacket in a closet, and a class ring we’d wager, too. If he’s as old-school as he says, he’s also definitely writing this poised over his Tandy 300, dookie roll perched around his neck, drinking ginseng tea and pondering the mysteries of the universe while sipping some Old Gold.
Dunlap’s also likely not thinking about the fact that you could skip all the hokey high school crap, jump straight to college, start lifting weights, getting on with your life, and immediately begin your new life as a relatively independent collegiate manwhore/D-1 recruit instead of combing through the perfunctory dregs of your high school for another six months obeying curfew, sleeping in your parents’ house, and clocking meaningless hours in the same rat-trap you’ve already spent three and a half years pacing around in. But we’re just new school, we guess.
–The Annual Lloyd Carr Retirement Rumor Surfaces–SHOOT IT, SHOOOOOOT IT! This time via In The Bleachers, where a tweak to Carr’s compensation is noted in the Ann Arbor News as making a hypothetical Carr departure easier. That Carr’s in a position as a respected coach in a program emphatic about stability and tradition to retweak should be noted; in effect, no evidence of anyone but Carr having any sway over the decision has emerged. In the Big Ten, a coach like Carr could likely stay as long as he likes. Slap four zillion pounds on him, squeeze him into some cheap khakis and an orange golf shirt, and put him at Tennessee, and we’re talking about some entirely different produce, here.
This be some bull shit. SMQ tops his Chris Fowler diary with a revealing interview with Arrelious Benn. The payoff’s worth the whole article.
Really. We’re totally 8th. Perhaps you could take an interest in basketball? Frank Broyles, AD at Arkansas, lays out a persuasive case for Arkansas football in a Dallas alumni meeting. (Summary message: “Hey, assholes, we’re eighth in the conference at best! Back off!”) Teapot hysteria as only local news can give follows:
The sperm lottery pays out again. Mike Shula gets another job. Completely on his own merits using only the evidence represented by his resume and professional record. No other influences. At all. Nope.
Completely unrelated and screamingly funny terminology grab. Should we ever suspect someone of taking cocaine, we will simply refer to them as “partying with Dr. Rockso.”
They say it’s gonna snow! Gonna put White Christmas up mah nose…









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Jeremy says:
The subtle addition of the song girl in the background is the true piece de resistance.
January 26th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
I love the fact that Frank Broyles’ comments are treated as the biggest news story broadcast on Northwest Arkansas News Leader, evarr. “What you are about to hear….”
January 26th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
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this is who this is says:
love the song girl in the background of the pic.
shoot it, shooooot it just kills me. gotta love it
January 26th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
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Dignan says:
As a Bama fan, I actually think the Jaguars made a great hire. Shula may not be a great play-caller, but he developed Brodie Croyle and John Parker Wilson into top-flight college QBs.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
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Will says:
Good to see that user contributions are accepted
Yeah, talk about a bunch of pissed people– I’m not sure if the Athletic Department could be any more radioactive.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Not to quibble, but if you’re going to have a picture of Bush metaphorically showing his ass, why not use the “Song Girl’s ass” shot in the background? I know it’s anachronistic, but it’s thematically consistent.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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matt says:
if Ark. is 8th, whose seventh…the top 6 are pretty obvious (Fla, Ga, Tn, Aub, Al, LSU)
January 26th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
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canuck says:
#7, We know which team is NOT #25 annually on your ballot.
January 26th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
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Bamaleg says:
Re: #7 – South Carolina comes to mind as number seven.
January 26th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
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RIP Logan Young says:
It’s either USC or Ole Miss, I guess. Broyles said he was talking in terms of recruiting base and financial base.
January 26th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
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Stranko Montana says:
I’d go with USC as well
January 26th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
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Anon8 says:
Guys, I don’t know if you’ve seen this or not, but head on out to The M Zone. There’s a youtube vid you should see.
http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/2007/01/two-minute-drill_26.html
January 26th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
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canuck says:
#7, If Duke’s #25 on your pre-season ballot, you wouldn’t be forgetting USC.
January 26th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
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Chris says:
pshaww—we all know the real Frank Broyles has been dead for at least 10 years
January 26th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
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RedTide says:
Kentucky… duh.
January 26th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
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RIP Logan Young says:
UK has no recruiting base for football.
January 26th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
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Cool Hand Mike says:
-Like sands through the hour glass, so our the days of our lives-
Arkansas is a beautiful trainwreck. Oh so beautiful!
January 26th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
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Yant says:
JoePa’s picture to appear on specially marked boxes of brains.
I mean, specially marked boxes of donuts and cinnamon buns.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2742958
January 26th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
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SmoothJimmyApollo says:
After the gun fight, what do I want? The nose candy, B.
January 26th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
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Rex Cramer says:
Let’s stay focused people. We’re supposed to be bashing ND today. Not posting pictures mocking USC – though this one is classic.
Now, let’s move along. Nothing to see here. Ignore the cash falling out of Bush’s jock.
January 26th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
Oh how I wish he had tried to lateral his Heisman instead of the ball. What could’ve been.
January 26th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
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canuck says:
#20, James Wilson? Yikes. Orson invites you to bash the Gator$ and you can’t bring yourself to it?
January 26th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
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oc phil says:
loved the Dr. Rockso toon. Metalocalypse is the coolest new show on Adult Swim these days.
Even I had to laugh at the Bush fark. Not really any new news there though.
January 26th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
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Rex Cramer says:
Canuck,
Stealing recruits is part of the game. If James and his mommy want him to stay in FL, so be it. I have no beef with FL, but I do like to see domers get all defensive about this. In fact, it’s the only time this year I’ve seen a defense at ND.
Oops, there I go again.
January 26th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
Canuck,
You just got Cramerized!
January 26th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Deion Sanders…Seminole Rap…Priceless….
January 27th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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Jeff says:
Senior Bowl:
Troy Smith > Chris Leak
January 28th, 2007 at 4:58 am
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EdomerP says:
I woke up with a clown’s hand in my pants. That’s what I did today.
January 28th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
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drogue says:
“he developed Brodie Croyle and John Parker Wilson into top-flight college QBs”
Hmm, would you put that on your resume?
January 28th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
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Hornfans.com says:
please give credit to the author when you steal photoshopped images.
January 28th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
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PDXGoneGator says:
that was almost as cool as the PENN STATE MARCHING BAND DOING THRILLER…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj5vBPCMwFU
Pass the “Jesus Juice.” You’re ALL my “rubba-rubba friends” now.
–Michael
January 29th, 2007 at 4:36 am
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rusty says:
edomerp, I think you’re poaching on someone else’s territory.
January 29th, 2007 at 7:14 am
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PAK says:
Hornsfans.com-
He did give credit – Heisgirl and BurntOrangeNation. Now I just went over to BON and they didn’t credit anyone… so if you want to bitch at someone, that’s who you should bitch at.
January 29th, 2007 at 11:50 am
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Rob says:
Dethklok RULES!
January 29th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
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jamie says:
reggiebush is my favorite player.
February 27th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
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CLARISSA says:
I LOVE REGGIE BUSH HE HAS A NICE BODY AND I LIKE THE TEAM TOO THAT’S MY FAVROITE TEAM AND I LOVE HOW THE TEAM WORK TOGETHER CAUSE THIER’S NO I IN TEAM.AND I JUST WANT TO TELL REGGIE BUSH THAT HE DOING A GOOD JOB AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.BUT 4-REAL THOE U REALLY HAVE A FINE ASS BODY .CAN I PUT BABY OIL ON YOUR CHEST LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES or NO
IM FOR REAL IM NOT PLAYIN
JUST PLAYIN LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 27th, 2007 at 11:18 pm