IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT LEVEL AT ASU.

That’s actually quite a solid home schedule for those guys. If I lived around there, Id be tempted to get the 99$ season ticket to see all that good action.

I just promised myself I was not going to do this… We’re not gonna protest! We’re not gonna protest!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/01/25/bc.fbc.arkansasprotest.ap/index.html

Hand me a drink, Berman.

Woop!

Heck, I’d pay 3 maybe even 4 dollars to see Bianca Cruz (http://thesundevils.cstv.com/sports/w-softbl/mtt/cruz_bianca00.html) play some softball.

I think that should read “It’s Time for the Next Job.” Rewrite!

You hang Thai menu on door. I get more business. Send daughters to small liberal arts college. Swarthmore, maybe Sarah Lawrence. Call professors by first name…..

Now restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious
students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.

A well-written article at the WWL about a prep athlete (age 17) sentenced to 10 years for receiving a blow job from a classmate (age 15). http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=wilson

“Now, if Wilson wants a shot at getting out, he must throw himself at the prosecutors’ feet and ask for mercy, which he might or might not receive. Joseph Heller would love this. If Wilson would only admit to being a child molester, he could stop receiving the punishment of one. Maybe. "

The Anderson Cooper comment reminded me what I heard on radio yesterday. A FOX news-spokeswoman called Anderson Cooper “The Paris Hilton of news-reporting”.

UF doesn’t just contribute to the sports world….

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070124/sc_nm/germs_sponges_dc

Been out of the office for a couple of days, so this may have been posted in some comments already. But it looks like Div. III school Guilford College wants to play with the big boys in the Fulmer Cup. Major points involved here:

http://www.wral.com/news/state/story/1176632/

Gutter is a tool.

ASU Football under Dennis Erickson – You’ll wish you had less fun (after the NCAA puts you on probation in a couple years)!

$99 for season tickets?!?! Bama tix are going for TWO GRAND A PIECE on “the eBay.”

I think it’s time to stop worrying and learn to love the Sun Devils.

No coupon for the cheerleader porn flick?

You guys are really missing your target audience.

I brake for Grizzlebee’s.

Nice coupons….$2 tickets to go with that $2 whore of a coach.

1. Gotta love the comments about “the best OC in the nation” in the linked story. Because the guy has coached all of one year at the college level.

“Staton said Nutt had run off the best offensive coordinator in the nation.”

And it’s no getting harder and harder for me to deny that Arky may have the SEC’s dumbest fans. 10-4, SEC West title, and the reason for all that (McFadden being a light-speed-running badass despite shitty QB play) returning, and they’re protesting because a HS star QB and his old coach (who brought some clever trick plays but clearly couldn’t teach Mustain nor Dick how to even start reading pass coverage) are leaving?

Jackassery I tell you.

#$ — I\’ll see your Bianca and raise you a Mindy:

http://thesundevils.cstv.com/sports/w-softbl/mtt/cowles_mindy00.html

$99 for season tix, crazy. That wont even buy you one ticket to a sec game.

Hey look, I can post an irrelevant link too! http://www.rhubarbinfo.com/recipe-pie.html#index_pie_47

Seriously though, there isn’t a stadium in the Pac-10 where you can’t walk up to the box office minutes before kickoff on most Saturdays and get seats. Kind of sad, actually. It’s a statement about the west coast culture and why they (we) can’t play defense.

This ad campaign is also our little way of saying “F basketball” to the folks in Tucson, just one day after getting pasted by them.

As for our standards regarding porn and booze, Dennis Erickson is more the rule than the exception. Hasn’t anyone seen “Shane’s World 29?” Yeah, that’s us.

Seriously, have more Erickson players gone on to play in the NFL or gone to jail? . . . Double counting for players who did both is allowed.

grizzlebees….

COWABUNGA!

I prefer the Mike Price doorhangar with the free strip club pass on the back.
Now THAT’S marketing!

GRIZZLEBEEEEEE’S!

Does anyone have any Grizzlebee’s vids? Can’t find any on YouTube or anything.

Wow. Even the softball players are hot at ASU.
That’s really saying something.

By the way, if you were looking for a Grizzlebee’s ad, ask and you shall receive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8T3yfXgRdE

No ads for the Heart Attack Cafe or the Tilted Kilt?

What, has ASU gone Mormon or something?

The key statement on the door hanger is this:

“Appearance in every BCS bowl except the Rose”

ASU fans have to be saying: “Darn, why do we have to play in the Pac-10”

As for the comment about getting walkup tickets in the PAC-10, just try getting some for a USC game when they are playing a reasonable opponent (i.e. get your Idaho tickets now, sports fans).

Is it wrong to be this irrationally excited about what’s going to happen in Tempe over the next 3 years? Literally, anything. Dennis Erickson is the perfect hire. They’ll be shaving points, doing rails in the locker room at halftime and making BangBus style porn in the back of the Greyhound with Kappa Kappa Gamma while Erickson drives hammered with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a maroon and gold tie wrapped around his forehead like a ninja headband.

And they’ll win 10 games a year until Satan decides the contract is up and pulls DE back to the hell fire and brimstone with the soul of yet another university in his back pocket.