WILLIE WILLIAMS, STEAK AND LOBSTER AFICIONADO, TO SIGN WITH LOUISVILLE?

There’s a new coach in town, and he doesn’t take kindly to high standards for recruits.

So Willie is not so much into “farm girls” at Auburn but he’ll settle for equestrians at Louisville?

I heard that Truman Capote was the real author of Willie Williams’ diary.

In our defense, most of those arrests were when he was like 11 and were supposed to be sealed. He’s been a model citizen since he left Miami (over playing time) and apparently had one of the highest test scores of any of his incoming class.

Also in our defense, he and Malik Jackson will be one of the fastest/nastiest/meanest/fastest linebacking duos in the nation.

(Excerpts from his recruiting diary) – Miami Herald

When Broward County Jail came to pick me up, I knew it was special. They sent a whole private van just for me! I knew I must have been important to them because I was the only recruit in the van. That was tight. They made a big deal out of trying to impress me by blaring the sirens and giving me my own armed escort. I felt important.

When I arrived at the jail, the warden told me that I could expect to start right away for the prison team. They have lost all of their starting linebackers to parole so the early playing time sounded good to me. The warden took me into a room. They already had a uniform set out just for me! I asked the warden if I could keep my highschool number but he said, “look at your uniform Willie, it’s already got a number on it, we copied it from your first arrest”. I guess they saved #986347 for me! Anyway, I put on the uniform and the warden told me “It’s you, Willie.” From there I got to run out into the cell block with my uniform on. I got a tour of the weight room and it was the best. It is the only weight room I have ever seen where it is outside in the “yard”. Man, they have a great weight training program and some of those big dudes must work out six hours a day.

I told the warden I was hungry and he took me to the restuarant to eat. It was the only place I have visited that has a restaurant right there. I asked for 5 lobster tails and 2 steaks. They told me they were out of both so I had 6 sloppy joes. To be honest, the food wasn’t up to my usual standards. Fortunately, one of the playas hosting me offered to toss me a salad later that night. That was tight.

After dinner I was looking to party. I asked some of the playas “where the women at?” they just looked at me and smiled.

I met with a counselor to talk about classes. I couldn’t decide whether to study liscense plate manufacturing or internet dating.

I didn’t like the fact that I had to spend the evening behind bars. I ain’t no parakeet!

Where the farmers’ daughters at?

You said “fastest” twice!

http://a0.cpimg.com/image/8E/04/30736270-8e19-014E015E-.jpg

Willie in uniform. As for my earlier post, copied and pasted. No idea if it’s true but considering the source…

Shit! Bad link.

Orson check your Email.

i just hope that at the line of scrimmage next year, a Qb for an opponent asks a down defensive lineman “how is WW playing legally?,” the DL shrugs, says “the thing about that is…” and thus delays the Qb enough for WW to lay him out, terry tate style.

Most UL fans (including me) have been tugging at our collars for the past day or so like Curly from the Three Stooges.

Come on, don’t we all deserve a 13th chance?

Good thing L’ville is only a short drive to Cincinnati because Willie would fit right in with the Bengals.

Re #2: Insert your own “riding bareback” joke here.

As a long ime Cards fan and horrible contributor on this blog, may I say that U of L has had a ton of luck with cast offs from the Dade County Institute of Boys. I hope this dude gets his degree, makes tons of takles and is a model citizen. We all know that will probably be the case untill The Kentucky Derby next year when the affects of alchohol, warm weather and good looking girls will cause him to just want to pop a cap in somebody. Good luck Willie. Stay is your shoes son!!!

I said “fastest” twice on purpose — speed is this year’s orange.

Yes — UL fans have been trying to justify this in a number of ways. I look forward to the college game day in 2008 talking about WW as a model citizen. Cue the stirring music.

I’d like to point out that while Pasternak might be considered a one-hitter internationally, he was a quite accomplished and beloved poet in the Motherland—by no means a flash in the pan:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Pasternak

Orson, isn’t it true that all hot women are ‘fortuitously hot’? Though from personal experience, not all are ‘fortuitously placed’…alas.

It’s time to replace that brick, Orson:

http://members.aol.com/rutg1000/miami.htm

Being a diehard canes fan. I think that Willie Williams idea on leaving the “U” was a good decision on his part. I feel as though a guy that has as many attributes as he does should have be giving more playing time. The crazy thing about it all is the coach who made such a bonehead mistake is no longer there. I just hope that it doesn’t come back and bite us in the rear.

with this college football season drawing nearer. I wonder rather or not the quarterback battle between Kyle Wright, and Kirby Freeman has been dicided upon. To be totally honest, I feel as though if there’s no clear cut front runner then I think coach Shannon should be sure that the incoming quarterback(Robert Marve) should be evaluated carefully. Besides, we have a new coach so why not start looking into our future as well.