WELL, SO MUCH FOR ANALYSIS.

by Orson on Jan 22, 2007 4:00 PM EST

We're all set to go with this wildly speculative recruiting piece when reader Craig pointed this out to us. For those of you looking for analysis, numbers, and incisive commentary, well, blame Craig, people. Blame him and the wonders of Flash animation.

For those who would like to watch fat, fat Phil Fulmer chase donuts, you're in luck. Fulmer is kind of on the brain today, since we did have a honking brontoburger for lunch today, the sort of prey Phil downs like Starlight Mints. We've also been thinking about him because Paul pointed out the fact that Fulmer, despite having a street named after him on the Tennessee campus, has gone seven years between BCS bowls, the longest streak for a coach with BCS experience.

If you want more bizarro from the maker of this fine piece, check out his YouTube page here. For those of you on prescription medications, you have been warned. You may confuse what you are seeing for nasty contraindicated side effects, which they very well might be.

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I love The Internets.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 22, 2007 4:55 PM EST reply actions

FANTASTIC!

by Geaux Irish on Jan 22, 2007 5:37 PM EST reply actions

fulmer is so easy to make fun of, a caveman could do it

by gosouthgohard on Jan 22, 2007 6:44 PM EST reply actions

Geez, who thought that Farking people could turn into legitimate biznass…well it could.

by Brian on Jan 22, 2007 7:13 PM EST reply actions

I laughed so hard I almost got fired…

by michigan mariachi on Jan 22, 2007 10:06 PM EST reply actions

Seriously, what did we do to pass time before the internet?
Can anyone tell me what happened before, say, 1998 – because I have no recollection.

by GamecockTony on Jan 23, 2007 9:03 AM EST reply actions

- We were all Minesweeper and Solitaire junkies. But if you were a true geek you dialed up your favorite BBS on your screaming 14.4K-baud modem and downloaded all the latest alt.binaries.erotica had to offer! And maybe picked up some new phreaking skillz from alt.2600.

by tOSU_radar on Jan 23, 2007 9:31 AM EST reply actions

My guess is that people used to scrutinize every word of the newspaper back in the day when there was no internetwebs.

by Brian on Jan 23, 2007 2:24 PM EST reply actions

Please don’t make fun of Coach Fulmer… ALL true Gator fans love having Phil up there on ol’ Rocky Flop. If we’re gonna have to have a ball-buster of a game so early every season ain’t it great having that game against the glow-in-the-dark fire-hydrant ?

by Slithy Tove on Jan 23, 2007 4:43 PM EST reply actions