Comments on: HOUSTON NUTT: CRAZY OVER DICKS

By: RT

RT — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 18:09:14 +0000

How about Phil MyGroin………he is very good!
So is Harry Cox
and his secretary Anita Dix

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:41:39 +0000

Nonsense. Phil McCracken is a Scottish therapist.

There is no such thing. There are two, and only two, therapeutic phrases used in Scotland, all people know how to use them, and I will share them with you now:

“Stop your whinging and get on with it, you big baby”

and

“Make mine a double, and one for Moaning Minnie here as well.”

By: dixiehog

dixiehog — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 19:19:16 +0000

Switzer at least won big with the sooners. laugh all you want but they all laughed when he brought in his first coach of the cowboys…JimmY Johnson. Nutt stays put, he can barely win 9 in a good year much less handle egos like TO…..what is mustain up to other than attending class at UA anybody heard

By: Flibbetigibbet

Flibbetigibbet — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 23:14:56 +0000

Hmm, where’d you “hear” that bit of wishful thinking, 36? Must have been on one of the Cringing Turd message boards, since Tuberville’s name isn’t mentioned once in any story in the Dallas paper today (but hell, what do they know about the Cowboys?).

What’s the matter, Dick Satan’s recruiting not going quite as well as Finebaum promised you?

Ah, you pathetic loser Turds. Unfortunately for you, Tubs is going to be around to keep whipping you and your $32 million whore for years to come. But keep up the delusions–they’re far more entertaining than your football team.

By: Bamaleg

Bamaleg — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:25:11 +0000

As I heard it, Tommy Teletubby is being considered for the Dallas job.

By: FireNuttandBroyles

FireNuttandBroyles — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:11:14 +0000

Actually, we have 2 Nutts and now 2 Dicks. Hopefully, we can Cut the Nutts and send them to Dallas!

By: Slammer

Slammer — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:58:57 +0000

Dispite the fact that Nutt has beaten my beloved Tide 3 out of the last 4 years, I hope he stays, his bafoonery should ensure automatic “W”’s well into the future now that Mike “Can’t beat soggy toilet paper” Shula was canned and Nutt failed to find a way to get a second decade’s eligability for Matt Jones.

By: Will Collier

Will Collier — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 23:03:13 +0000

Nonsense. Phil McCracken is a Scottish therapist.

By: Rex Cramer

Rex Cramer — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 22:59:18 +0000

How about Phil McCracken, the “possesion receiver” from Ball State?

By: J.J.

J.J. — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 22:53:50 +0000

Anonymous IV,
I remember her from that Austin Powers movie. She was hot.

By: Nate

Nate — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 21:34:34 +0000

How is Nutt not coaching at South Carolina? Or Oregon State?

By: the walrus

the walrus — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 21:03:03 +0000

I choked on my lunch reading this. Thanks. Awsome.

By: Will Collier

Will Collier — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:33:26 +0000

There’s a radiologist in Atlanta named Richard Woodcock.

No football history as far as I know, but the simple fact that he survived to adulthood as a well-adjusted member (huh huh) of society is rather amazing…

By: Scott

Scott — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 19:28:02 +0000

Was watching ESPN and Skip Bayless actually suggested that the Cowboys would look at Houston Nutt to replace Parcells. I actually giggled but then I remembered Barry Switzer.

By: tOSU_radar

tOSU_radar — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 19:08:45 +0000

Geaux,
I think they’re holding out for spring break.