HOUSTON NUTT: CRAZY OVER DICKS
by Orson on Jan 22, 2007 9:46 AM EST
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PrintBoldly tossing aside the evidence he's seen from the older product of the gene pool, Houston Nutt continues to chase Dicks.
Arkansas has secured a commitment from Nathan Dick, the younger brother of current starter Casey Dick, a Texas prep all-everything whose visits to Fayetteville convinced him of his place in Arkansas. Another factor may have been the imminent transfer/doghousing/creeping malaise surrounding Mitch Mustain, former all-everything Arkansas prep whose high school coach and former Arkansas offensive coordinator, Gus Malzahn, just ditched the Razorbacks for Tulsa.
We're building a fake Rivals page just to attract the attention of Nutt and solicit some recruiting calls. Prospective names include:
--Peter Kokkenbalz, an outstanding signal caller from West Pennsylvania.
--Luang Dong, a Vietnamese-American scrambler from Galveston.
--Jonsen Poonhammer, a Norweigian CFL qb looking to break into the pros via the Chris Weinke route.
--Seaman Cannon, a Belle Glade hurler with an explosive arm who sprays the ball all over the field with authority.
All of these will pale in comparison to the glories of late, great, lost recruit Rusty Cocklord, but that's life. For now, all we know is that if the name makes you think of penis, it must be an Arkansas Razorback qb recruit.
Now the proud coach with two--count 'em--two Dicks.
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Nutt loses the ’Staine, sticks with Dick as response.
by daviehamsufferer97 on Jan 22, 2007 9:51 AM EST reply actions
FYI, I lived 3 blocks from the high school in Galveston; its name, I kid you not, is Ball High School.
by baconboy on Jan 22, 2007 9:52 AM EST reply actions
My fondest wish is that Nutt’s next move is to either a) convince Lucious Pusey to transfer from Eastern Illinois or b) schedule Oregon State for a home-and-home sometime in the next couple years.
by Doug on Jan 22, 2007 9:58 AM EST reply actions
“Poonhammer”
Simply awesome. Coffee everywhere…
by Maize n Brew Dave on Jan 22, 2007 10:17 AM EST reply actions
Mississippi State has a recruit named Mike Hunt. Seriously.
by Travis Swenson on Jan 22, 2007 10:40 AM EST reply actions
Quasi-threadjack:
Willie (chuckle) Williams is transferring to Louisville. The man who single-handedly changes college football recruiting forever is heading to The Pizza Box to finish his collegiate career.
by AUAlum on Jan 22, 2007 10:41 AM EST reply actions
I used to have a Vietnamese manager whose name was very similar to the one above. Except his first name was “Huong” – pronounced “hung”. The guy was really funny, but it was horrible trying to keep a straight face when he answered the phone.
by tOSU_radar on Jan 22, 2007 10:43 AM EST reply actions
Not official about Willie yet, but I’ll see if I can find a link.
by AUAlum on Jan 22, 2007 10:48 AM EST reply actions
Let’s hope that he plays safety on Saturdays, just for the opportunity to hear the Daves of Lincoln Financial say ‘Nathan/Casey Dick gets crushed by Mike Hunt’
by Will on Jan 22, 2007 11:05 AM EST reply actions
Nutt still trails our first president by a substantial margin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4&search=george%20washington
by Fesser on Jan 22, 2007 11:39 AM EST reply actions
He can’t find a QB named Cox? Is he not trying?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2007 11:52 AM EST reply actions
I went to high school with a guy named Phuc Yu. He did not play ball though.
by Anonymous IV on Jan 22, 2007 12:00 PM EST reply actions
Don’t forget about John Thomas, connected 75 percent of his passes and potential hook-ups last season at Pearl River CC.
by Fulmer was "Piggy" in Lord of the Flies on Jan 22, 2007 12:52 PM EST reply actions
A Nutt with 2 dicks? Bet he’s happier than a dog with 2 peckers!!
by Kevin on Jan 22, 2007 1:15 PM EST reply actions
Bill Parcels retires. Possible candidates according to ESPN bobble-heads?
1] Bob Stoops.
2] Houston Nutt.
Bob Stoops is still understandable.
While we are at it, I would like to throw these two names in the mix too -
Nick Saban and Bobby Petrino.
by AUgrad on Jan 22, 2007 1:19 PM EST reply actions
1 Nutt, 2 Dicks – no wonder their offense seems out of balance.
by BamaCPA on Jan 22, 2007 1:32 PM EST reply actions
A commentator for the Worldwide Leader seriously suggested that Nutt might be offered the Cowboys job.
by John on Jan 22, 2007 1:36 PM EST reply actions
the Nutt rumor with Dallas apparently has some legs, as it could be either in a coaching role or a front office position.
This has been floating around Fayetteville for a couple of weeks now. Keep in mind that Jerry Jones is an Arkansas alum.
However, this is probably about as likely to happen as me [insert event with a less than 1% probability here].
by Chris on Jan 22, 2007 1:41 PM EST reply actions
OT: has anyone else been surprised at how quiet the Fulmer Cup wire has been thus far? I wonder if coaches this year have something in their players’ off season training books that says “Do not score us any FC points!”
by Geaux Irish on Jan 22, 2007 1:59 PM EST reply actions
Geaux,
I think they’re holding out for spring break.
by tOSU_radar on Jan 22, 2007 2:08 PM EST reply actions
Was watching ESPN and Skip Bayless actually suggested that the Cowboys would look at Houston Nutt to replace Parcells. I actually giggled but then I remembered Barry Switzer.
by Scott on Jan 22, 2007 2:28 PM EST reply actions
There’s a radiologist in Atlanta named Richard Woodcock.
No football history as far as I know, but the simple fact that he survived to adulthood as a well-adjusted member (huh huh) of society is rather amazing…
by Will Collier on Jan 22, 2007 3:33 PM EST reply actions
I choked on my lunch reading this. Thanks. Awsome.
by the walrus on Jan 22, 2007 4:03 PM EST reply actions
How is Nutt not coaching at South Carolina? Or Oregon State?
by Nate on Jan 22, 2007 4:34 PM EST reply actions
Anonymous IV,
I remember her from that Austin Powers movie. She was hot.
by J.J. on Jan 22, 2007 5:53 PM EST reply actions
How about Phil McCracken, the “possesion receiver” from Ball State?
by Rex Cramer on Jan 22, 2007 5:59 PM EST reply actions
Nonsense. Phil McCracken is a Scottish therapist.
by Will Collier on Jan 22, 2007 6:03 PM EST reply actions
Dispite the fact that Nutt has beaten my beloved Tide 3 out of the last 4 years, I hope he stays, his bafoonery should ensure automatic "W"’s well into the future now that Mike “Can’t beat soggy toilet paper” Shula was canned and Nutt failed to find a way to get a second decade’s eligability for Matt Jones.
by Slammer on Jan 23, 2007 3:58 PM EST reply actions
Actually, we have 2 Nutts and now 2 Dicks. Hopefully, we can Cut the Nutts and send them to Dallas!
by FireNuttandBroyles on Jan 23, 2007 4:11 PM EST reply actions
As I heard it, Tommy Teletubby is being considered for the Dallas job.
by Bamaleg on Jan 23, 2007 5:25 PM EST reply actions
Hmm, where’d you “hear” that bit of wishful thinking, 36? Must have been on one of the Cringing Turd message boards, since Tuberville’s name isn’t mentioned once in any story in the Dallas paper today (but hell, what do they know about the Cowboys?).
What’s the matter, Dick Satan’s recruiting not going quite as well as Finebaum promised you?
Ah, you pathetic loser Turds. Unfortunately for you, Tubs is going to be around to keep whipping you and your $32 million whore for years to come. But keep up the delusions—they’re far more entertaining than your football team.
by Flibbetigibbet on Jan 23, 2007 6:14 PM EST reply actions
Switzer at least won big with the sooners. laugh all you want but they all laughed when he brought in his first coach of the cowboys…JimmY Johnson. Nutt stays put, he can barely win 9 in a good year much less handle egos like TO…..what is mustain up to other than attending class at UA anybody heard
by dixiehog on Jan 24, 2007 2:19 PM EST reply actions
Nonsense. Phil McCracken is a Scottish therapist.
There is no such thing. There are two, and only two, therapeutic phrases used in Scotland, all people know how to use them, and I will share them with you now:
“Stop your whinging and get on with it, you big baby”
and
“Make mine a double, and one for Moaning Minnie here as well.”
by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2007 12:41 AM EST reply actions
How about Phil MyGroin………he is very good!
So is Harry Cox
and his secretary Anita Dix
by RT on Feb 12, 2007 1:09 PM EST reply actions
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