Boldly tossing aside the evidence he’s seen from the older product of the gene pool, Houston Nutt continues to chase Dicks.

Arkansas has secured a commitment from Nathan Dick, the younger brother of current starter Casey Dick, a Texas prep all-everything whose visits to Fayetteville convinced him of his place in Arkansas. Another factor may have been the imminent transfer/doghousing/creeping malaise surrounding Mitch Mustain, former all-everything Arkansas prep whose high school coach and former Arkansas offensive coordinator, Gus Malzahn, just ditched the Razorbacks for Tulsa.

We’re building a fake Rivals page just to attract the attention of Nutt and solicit some recruiting calls. Prospective names include:

–Peter Kokkenbalz, an outstanding signal caller from West Pennsylvania.

–Luang Dong, a Vietnamese-American scrambler from Galveston.

–Jonsen Poonhammer, a Norweigian CFL qb looking to break into the pros via the Chris Weinke route.

–Seaman Cannon, a Belle Glade hurler with an explosive arm who sprays the ball all over the field with authority.

All of these will pale in comparison to the glories of late, great, lost recruit Rusty Cocklord, but that’s life. For now, all we know is that if the name makes you think of penis, it must be an Arkansas Razorback qb recruit.


Now the proud coach with two–count ‘em–two Dicks.