UN POQUITO TORTA DE QUESO

by Stranko on Jan 19, 2007 1:22 PM EST

Orson requested cheesecake, so, in honor of Betty La Fea's big win, we give you a Golden Globe sampling:

Or for the less glamour views, we give you this

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Woo! indeed. It’s a fine Friday.

by Rabid Badger on Jan 19, 2007 1:41 PM EST reply actions

Like two bald midgets in a headlock!

by Cool Hand Mike on Jan 19, 2007 1:54 PM EST reply actions

Golden Globes, indeed.

by Doug on Jan 19, 2007 2:11 PM EST reply actions

That chick is hot, but, I think she is a high-maintenance type.

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 19, 2007 2:26 PM EST reply actions

From Dusk Til Dawn just killed me. For all the T&A in that movie, she was the only one not to get naked. It was a terrible movie from that point on.

by Cool Hand Mike on Jan 19, 2007 2:29 PM EST reply actions

Words cannot describe my love for that woman.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 19, 2007 2:31 PM EST reply actions

Ask the Dust Dept:

5, if you want to see Ms. Salma in all her birthday suit glory, check out her “Ask the Dust” movie. What a body on that babe.

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 19, 2007 2:39 PM EST reply actions

Aye carumba, indeed!

http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/salma-hayek-ugly-betty-04.jpg

by BDoc on Jan 19, 2007 2:44 PM EST reply actions

Que rico!!!

by kleph on Jan 19, 2007 2:48 PM EST reply actions

Now that is the kind of “Golden Globes” that I could watch.

by TideInTx on Jan 19, 2007 3:01 PM EST reply actions

It’s “poquito”, by the way
Although there’s nothing “poquito” about her breasts..

by 4chickens-and-a-coke on Jan 19, 2007 3:18 PM EST reply actions

What I wouldn’t give to just motorboat her twins….

by Signal to Noise on Jan 19, 2007 4:17 PM EST reply actions

so hot, want to touch the hiney

by PSUrob on Jan 19, 2007 4:22 PM EST reply actions

Orson—I know that you refer to the new Minnesota coach as Someone Named Tim Brewster, but it looks like you (and everyone else) weren’t the only one who didn’t know who he is…

“Maturi acknowledged that he had never heard of Brewster before this search but decided to hire him after a series of meetings with him and discussions with people who know Brewster”

http://www.startribune.com/512/story/942337-p2.html

by RaginCajunRebel on Jan 19, 2007 6:11 PM EST reply actions

so this is what we talk about until football starts again?

Boobs?

I can deal with that.

by PDXGoneGator on Jan 19, 2007 6:39 PM EST reply actions

There certainly are worse topics we could cover for the next 8 months, that’s for sure. I’m pro-boobs all the way.

by JohnWA on Jan 19, 2007 7:36 PM EST reply actions

Add my name to the list of those who are pro-boob talk during the offseason.

Aye Dios mio!

by Chuck on Jan 19, 2007 9:10 PM EST reply actions

While I, too, am pro-boob, we don’t need to focus exclusively on that . . . er, them.

Upon this subject, as upon most others, I agree with Mark Richt.

by T. Kyle King on Jan 19, 2007 9:18 PM EST reply actions

This site would blow up if we could get Beck Campbell, Boobs, and Percy/Tebow Harvin in the same post. And I don’t even want to think what would happen if there were no commas in that sentence.

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 19, 2007 10:51 PM EST reply actions

Wow. That last picture is from “Frida”
Has anyone besides me seen the movie? I thought I was the only one.

by Cabbage on Jan 20, 2007 2:21 AM EST reply actions

I have to stand with Coach Richt on this issue. Or, as I frequently tell The Wife, “Baby, I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”

by Harris on Jan 20, 2007 6:31 AM EST reply actions

Salma is Mexican….In Mexico a torta is a sandwich. Cheese sandwich just doesn’t have the same ring. She’s pay de queso.

by bob on Jan 20, 2007 10:23 AM EST reply actions

Totally with you, Harris . . . as we say in Bulldog Nation, “G.A.T.A.”

by T. Kyle King on Jan 20, 2007 11:16 AM EST reply actions

Did I miss the latest installment of the “Boss Hawg” telenovela about Mitch Mustain’s return?

by O-Fries on Jan 20, 2007 3:43 PM EST reply actions

Must be an optical illusion or a political statement…..looks like the designer thought “Lets support the right and let the left drift southward”, but other pics from the GG show a more balanced viewpoint…less demure are the pics at the following site-

http://theburningbra.com/2006/11/25/salma-hayeks-amazing-cleavage/

by PSU Guru on Jan 20, 2007 10:47 PM EST reply actions

Selma is amazing – she was my Onion Bag World Cup winner this summer:

http://www.the-onion-bag.com/worldcup/index.php?page=heidi

Cabbage – Frida is an outstanding movie and her performance in it is amazing, as is the briefly seen naked ass of the actress who plays Frida’s sister (little known fact: that movie was completely written by Ed NOrton, but he didn’t get writing credit for it becuse at the time he wasn’t a member of the Screen Writers Guild)

by Kanu on Jan 21, 2007 1:38 PM EST reply actions

Excuse me: Salma is amazing.

by Kanu on Jan 21, 2007 1:39 PM EST reply actions

Hijacking thread ahead.
Hard to do this with latina boobies as a header.
But…
Sex Cannon as QB. Alex Brown, Ian Scott (gator right?),
In other words I like my chances in Super Bowl 41.
Or as George Wendt, of Cheers fame said,
" If I was the Bears I would hire Steve Spurrier to come on the sidelines and just stare at Grossman, scare him into playing good."
All I’m saying is Miami has nice golf courses right?

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 21, 2007 8:21 PM EST reply actions

ZL&S,
Daaa Bearssss!

by J.J. on Jan 21, 2007 8:49 PM EST reply actions

Super Bowl wrapped up now, Bears definitely have more Gators than the Colts.
Hooray, Bears!

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 21, 2007 10:48 PM EST reply actions

Sorry, but Hayek doesn’t do it for me. there are prettier coeds by the bushel at every SEC campus.

Calling Dr. nosejob.

by JohninHuntsville on Jan 22, 2007 9:55 AM EST reply actions

Peyton never beat a Gator QB while he was at Tennessee, and that’s going to continue in 2 weeks.

Don’t forget that Chicago also has Todd Johnson, though he hasn’t played all that much.

I believe that Indy only has one Gator on their roster, Ran Carthon.

by BDoc on Jan 22, 2007 10:20 AM EST reply actions

What an Amazing Set of Knockers:

Comment No. 25:

PSU Guru: How the heck am I going to get any work done after seeing those pictures of some of the most amazing boobs combined with such a pretty face? Rats!

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 22, 2007 1:15 PM EST reply actions