BUSY AS A DOG WITH THREE BALLS. HERE, HAVE SOME TRICK PLAYS.

by Orson on Jan 19, 2007 12:17 PM EST

We are as busy as the dog with the three balls a-today, but please accept our apologies. We're sure Stranko can cook up some cheesecake for the afternoon which, as stated in our official policies, will be something attractive and Latina, since we've adopted the Ladies Of Univision as our official cheesecake providers.

In the meantime, please amuse yourself with the following video of Florida's outstanding array of gadget plays this year. If you don't realize that Verne Lundquist really, really loves college football after listening to his exclamations in this clip, you have no soul. (HT: Gatorsports.)

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Is it me or does Tate Casey only get open on trick plays when the other team is fooled?

by Mack10zie on Jan 19, 2007 12:25 PM EST reply actions

The “pistol w/ a bayonet” no longer applies . Florida’s Off ended up playing like a ak-47, w/ a bayonet, w/ radar-guided missles that seek out and destroy secondaries populated by those obviously not from the “speed state” ,as dickface corso says.

by Hook'em Tide on Jan 19, 2007 12:32 PM EST reply actions

Florida’s outstanding array of gadget plays = TEH SUXXORZ

by Aerobab on Jan 19, 2007 12:42 PM EST reply actions

Aren’t you glad Urban Meyer allowed Coach Wally Riggendorf to call those plays this year?

by Cool Hand Mike on Jan 19, 2007 12:52 PM EST reply actions

I guess I never realized how often Verne says “HOW ABOUUUT THATTT!”

by rjm on Jan 19, 2007 12:56 PM EST reply actions

Two favorite parts of that video…Verne’s “HOW…DO…YOU…DO!” after the fake punt and the stunned looks on the faces of the LSU defenders after the Tebow to Murphy TD…you could almost read in their expressions that they were looking for someone to blame for that defensive breakdown as long as it wasn’t themselves…lol.

by zzgator on Jan 19, 2007 1:13 PM EST reply actions

End-freaking-around. One handoff. FFS.

by Erik on Jan 19, 2007 1:29 PM EST reply actions

I love how a trick play under the UF offense is when the QB throws the ball.

by NewAZTiger on Jan 19, 2007 1:47 PM EST reply actions

Is it me, or did Percy Harvin outrun Mick Hubert’s thoughts?

by Ltrain on Jan 19, 2007 2:47 PM EST reply actions

that was FUN! Thanks…

by VOLG on Jan 19, 2007 3:23 PM EST reply actions

Man some of you guys are some bitter souls.

Seems as though we end-arounded, one handoffed our way to a national title.

by Adam on Jan 19, 2007 3:36 PM EST reply actions

For some reason I envison a scene where Albert knocks on the door of Brutus’s house, and as he opens it Verne shouts “how do you do?!?”. Then it cuts to a scene of a mangled Brutus in the kitchen with Albert eating a badass sandwich, and Verne yelling “how about that?!?”

Is it 5 o’clock yet?

by BDoc on Jan 19, 2007 3:40 PM EST reply actions

Good stuff. That first play was literally taken right out of Al Borges’ playbook (see Auburn vs. Arkansas ’04), only it was executed much better by the Tigers… :)

by Adam E. on Jan 19, 2007 3:57 PM EST reply actions