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TEBOW GETS ELBOW IN PILEUP FRACAS

For those combing through their respective bowl games frame-by-frame, there's always little tidbits of joy you missed. A gnarly block; a particularly amusing expression on a play; or even a USC Song Girl's bare ass on television for a blink's worth of softcore cheesecake.

(Nothing in this category beats what we spied in the stands during the NFL playoffs this weekend: a drunk blonde woman in New Orleans who, for a full five wondrous seconds, showed off her "FUCK DA EAGLES" t-shirt center frame before Fox hurriedly switched shots. Which they most certainly did not show on purpose. Rememember: Fox hates you, which is why they're debuting Ow! My Balls! on Thursday night. You can't--and won't--miss it.)

One of those nuggets for Gator fans has been this moment of delight, where we find out that any and all guilt associated with giving Ohio State a grievous and overdone death roll on national television evaporates in the viewing of a single gesture. Watch #55 Curtis Terry at the end of the play here. He should be easy to find-- he's the one elbowing Tebow in the head.

There's a Zapruder style and sadly unembeddable copy here. The incident illustrates just how off OSU's scouting reports on the Gators were, since scientists concur that blunt force trauma only makes Tim Tebow stronger and larger--as Andy James Lauranaitis, the BEST LINEBACKER IN THE WORLD1111 found out in the same game.

Curiously enough, an angry Tim Tebow also emits pheramones that smell of cinnamon buns to his friends, and of burning metal, cordite, and sorrow to his enemies.


Mmm...cinnamon buns.

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I must clarify having watched the Eagles Game…the shirt was even more classy with "F*** da Eagles

by llpvol on Jan 16, 2007 12:58 PM EST reply actions  

Corrected, llpvol. Good eye.

by Orson Swindle on Jan 16, 2007 1:00 PM EST reply actions  

You can quibble with the details, but it’s hard to argue with the sentiment.

by DevilGrad on Jan 16, 2007 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

I think the stomp that follows the elbow is more impressive, particularly because Tebow appears to grab hold of the dude’s foot when he tries to get away.

by Bob LaBlog on Jan 16, 2007 1:07 PM EST reply actions  

Threadjack alert!

PSU makes an late run at the Fulmer Cup. This man could single-handedly give them second place. I don’t think anyone’s going to top that kid from SJSU…

http://www.centredaily.com/mld/centredaily/16468624.htm

by O-Fries on Jan 16, 2007 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

Did 55 kick him in the head as well at the end of the clip??

by Willy Mac on Jan 16, 2007 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

well, during the two Outback bowls in 2000 and 2001 there were several poor sportsmanship examples like that the buckeyes displayed while losing to the Cocks. If anyone remembers the game, the most vicious example is when the guy tackled Brewer by his face mask in probably the worst neck jerking face mask I have ever seen. Brewer made it into the endzone where he was knocked to the ground on a late hit a couple plays later.

by cockengr on Jan 16, 2007 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

Nice “Idiocracy” reference

by Nick on Jan 16, 2007 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

“Madeira told her that robbery was a motive in the Carraway homicide, and that Chisley owed money to people, including her, for defending him in past criminal cases, Muir said.”

Orson, If you ever branch out to hardware for individual 4 years of achievement, name it the Chisley Cup.

by canuck on Jan 16, 2007 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

This is only a small step down from the Albert Haynesworth incident with the Titans. We need to get this video on ESPN and have some action taken against this scumbag. Tebow could take this guy 1 on 1 any day.

by Tim on Jan 16, 2007 1:34 PM EST reply actions  

There’s an absurdly long chain at the Washington Post today claiming that the shirt actually said “PLUCK Da Eagles.” (“No it didn’t!” “Yes it did!”)

Looking at the screenshots, I dunno. Insufficient evidence. Fuck ’em anyway.

by panhandler on Jan 16, 2007 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

Hey O-Fries Chisley’s been off the team for a few years now.

by Dr Sak on Jan 16, 2007 1:41 PM EST reply actions  

er, isn’t that James Lauranaitis?

the Animal would have your head for a lesser offense.

by marvo on Jan 16, 2007 1:42 PM EST reply actions  

Hell, I remember her from the game, but did not notice her shirt. I just thought is was another “Joy Hickie” from Lafayette who scored great seats. She does have a great stomach.

by Refuse to stab a pig on Jan 16, 2007 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

Refuse to stab a pig—leave Lafayette out of this. Anyway, if she was from Lafayette, she would have had bigger boobs and multicolored hair.

Second—the PSU player doesn’t count for Fulmer Cup, as he was kicked off of the team before the 2005 season.

On a different note: "I like cinnamon rolls, but I don’t always have time to make a pan. That’s why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I’d rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes."

by RaginCajunRebel on Jan 16, 2007 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

Back on subject: Tebow definitely grabs a hold of 55’s leg and refuses to let go. I may be wrong, but at the end it looks like he might have even taken the shoe. This makes him a lucky man, as the Tebow only wanted the shoe as a sacrifice, when he could have taken that entire leg off.

As to whether the grab was preciptated by 55 stomping on Tebow or vica versa, I can’t tell.

by Matt on Jan 16, 2007 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

I guess that’s just how they coach ‘em up at tOSU. At least he didn’t apply the choke hold he learned in spring practice.

And it really affected Tebow who had only 1 rushing TD and 1 passing TD after the incident. I’m sure the sweatervest will give him a serious talking to. Don’t poke the wild animal with a stick.

by Kerwin4two on Jan 16, 2007 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

He’s ineligible for team awards. Thus the Chisley Cup.

by canuck on Jan 16, 2007 2:55 PM EST reply actions  

When a Butkus Award winner (and Nagurski Award finalist) gets trucked during college football’s biggest stage by a true freshman backup QB, then he shall be awarded the Polly Prissypants Award.

by DHC on Jan 16, 2007 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

The article says Chisley was dropped for grades. Lots of Fulmer Cup players are gonna want that lawyer. Even defends you when you can’t commit enough crimes to pay up.

by canuck on Jan 16, 2007 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

Wow grasping at straws huh. You think you could at least win with class you whiny bitches. I am sure each FL player goes to church on Sunday and helps old ladies cross the street. Whiny ass bitches.

Maybe next time one of your guys sacks Troy Smith, he can not go for the back/side of his knee and try to knock him out the game. Talk about a cheap shot.

Maybe next time your guy is down on the 1 yard line the refs won’t give you a TD. Or next time you don’t stop OSU on 4th & 1, maybe the refs will remember what forward motion is and not give you the ball. We get it. You are special. Glad the refs could help you out.

You can that clip Tebow running over the best linebacker? Wow, low standards down there. We call that bump and run, which happens. And he was the best linebacker this year. Sounds like you all have a case of Laurinatis!

Win with class you rednecks.

by Cletus Gator on Jan 16, 2007 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

You can see the clip of the girl with the F’ shirt here:

http://extrapoint.typepad.com/the_extra_point/2007/01/f_da_eagles.html

by dan on Jan 16, 2007 3:26 PM EST reply actions  

So funny how you all get so excited about that load of shit named Tebow. Wow, a 260 lb guy can run well. Whodathunk? “I aints real smart coach but I’s can run real well!”

Maybe next year when he is the only starting QB in Div 1-A who can’t throw a spiral, you can all boo him like you did Chris Leak for 4 years.

The SEC will own FL in the next 2 years. Tebow can’t run every play and after a while, teams figure out the trick plays, which is what Urban uses to make up for the lack of talent.

by ROLL BAMA on Jan 16, 2007 3:27 PM EST reply actions  

I watch that and I hear the old clip of the NFL referee:

“After the play was over, we have a personal foul, #55 defense. He was giving the player the business. 15 yard penalty. Automatic 1st down”

by Cool Hand Mike on Jan 16, 2007 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

wow. some real angst by a buckeye and a bamer. i’m thinking roll tide didn’t see the times that tebow passed the ball. and i’m glad that cletus is keeping his buckeye glasses on. they are similar to the seeing stones that john smith used to read the golden book of moroni.

by adam on Jan 16, 2007 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

Cletus,

LOVED the whiny comment (#22)!!!

I especially liked how you used it immediately before you launched into your list of flimsy excuses for what has to be the biggest collapse in BCS NC history.

You stay classy, Columbus.

by Philly Gator on Jan 16, 2007 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

Actually, I’m pretty sure that Tebow does go to church every Sunday.

by baconboy on Jan 16, 2007 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

Cletus = Wayne

by Nick on Jan 16, 2007 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

  1. You’re right, the refs totally helped us out. They must’ve had a 55-day layoff too and we all know what havoc those can wreak.

In January, 1996, Nebraska kicked the living shit out of us (also in a bowl game in Arizona) and we had absolutely no excuse except the fact they were simply a better team in every way. Methinks this might have also been true in January 2007 except this time we were Nebraska.

Be a good sport and admit defeat. Who knows, you might do like we did and win a championship the next year. Besides, after your “victory” over Miami a few years ago, you are in no position to bring up questionable refereeing in a National Championship game (pass interference in OT, anyone?)

by PW on Jan 16, 2007 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

If ya can’t beat ’em, choke ’em.

- R. Reynolds

by tOSU_radar on Jan 16, 2007 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

I gonna save that post Roll Bama…(6-7)…..He was only Bama’s only QB target last recruiting season..He only set the state passing record…..

If it gives you comfort to think he can’t throw, then roll with it (pun intended). However, considering Bama is off of UF’s schedule (hold for pleasant exhale coming from the general direction of the west), and since Bama won’t likely be in Atlanta anytime soon, I guess you will never be forced to watch him shred your secondary…….

by Judge on Jan 16, 2007 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

Stay classy, Tuscaloosa.

by Ltrain on Jan 16, 2007 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

“Chisley, 23, of Waldorf, Md., was kicked off the Nittany Lions football team before the 2005 season for poor grades.”

Apparently he was already a Fulmer Cup alumni before he was pulled down by the academic police:

http://www.mrbig.com/tnt/archives/2006/08/07/169/

by canuck on Jan 16, 2007 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

Actaully Tebow does attend church. After confessing his part in the BCSCG gang-rape of the bitchy, butchy Brutus, as pennance, the priest demanded Tebow name each of his girlfiends boobs; Cletus & Wayne.

by lilac-a-go-go on Jan 16, 2007 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

#7: Apparently you never saw Eric Crouch get lined up for a lifetime of chiropractic care by Travis Ochs of KSU:

http://www.huskerpedia.com/images/twist2_si.jpg

No flag was called on the play.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 16, 2007 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

22:

Lighten up, Francis.

by SergeantHulka on Jan 16, 2007 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

Post #5

That guy was kicked off of Penn State in 2005 it says? Inelgible for the Fulmer Cup I hope.

by David on Jan 16, 2007 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

For Roll Bama: Perhaps the reason that Mike Shula made Tim Tebow his number one recruiting target was the following:

Tebow finished his hign school career with 9,810 passing yards, 3,169 rushing yards, 95 passing touchdowns and 63 rushing touchdowns. He led Nease HS to a state title as a senior.

Now add to that the fact that his father is an evangelical minister and missionary and that Tim spends part of his time each summer working and ministering at a mission in the Phillipines. Add to that the fact that he has a 4.0 GPA so far at the University of Florida.

I hardly think that these facts qualify Tebow as a “load of shit” either as an athlete or as a person. I think the use of that phrase says a lot more about Roll Bama than it does about Tim Tebow.

One more thing; he’s faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound………and he eats Kryptonite for breakfast.

by darthgatorone on Jan 16, 2007 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, I forgot his Gator stats as a true freshman substitute with limited plays
.
Here they are:

QB rating 129.8 Passing: 22 for 33, 358 yds., 5 TDs, 1 int. Running: 89 for 469 yds, 8 TDs.

Don’t worry Roll Bama. He’ll get better as he matures, something you will never do.

by darthgatorone on Jan 16, 2007 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

I’d get angry and all, but then I think back to high school, and remember what the pile was like. Honestly, a few whacks with an elbow aren’t that bad. The stomp was a little worse, but it wasn’t that much of a stomp, and Tebow caught it to some degree. Plus, none of it had much effect on him, so I wouldn’t get too worked up about it.

Oh, and to whoever said it: this is nowhere near the Haynesworth stomp. Haynesworth deliberately slashed a man’s unprotected face with his football cleats. Tebow picked up a few whacks at the bottom of the pile. Such is football, at any level.

by Mike on Jan 16, 2007 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

The Bammer’s cup of bitterness doth overflow.

by DHC on Jan 16, 2007 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Correction: Bama did get a QB last year, Greg McElroy.

He’s not as high profile as Tebow yet he set several major passing records in Texas.

by Cool Hand Mike on Jan 16, 2007 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

True Cool Hand Mike, but he was a consideration only after Tebow spurned Bama after a brief flirtation……

And, the other Mike is right…..had a guy on my H.S. football team put straight pins in this thigh pads for use at the bottom of the pile. That, and, of course, the inevitable nut-wrenching are reasons I played linebacker instead of fullback…….

by Judge on Jan 17, 2007 8:00 AM EST reply actions  

ROLL BAMA, please shut up and quit embarrassing us.

Were you at the airport? I know you were — admit it. You’ve got one of those “got nick?” shirts, too, don’t you?

by RIP Logan Young on Jan 17, 2007 8:45 AM EST reply actions  

Florida was the better team but if you want to talk about “staying classy”? How about winning with class? I mean really, you have nothing else to do when celebrating the victory than disrespecting the losing team. OSU lost to the better team THAT DAY. I hope OSU gets to play Florida again.

You say Stay Classy and then you call the OSU championship over Miami a “victory” because of pass interference?

You know what pass interference is? When the ref throws the yellow flag, that is pass interference.

You want to stay classy? Consider not booing your National Championship quarterback for 4 years.

by Cletus Gator on Jan 17, 2007 9:07 AM EST reply actions  

Man, I don’t like seeing Tebow run on OSU but you can’t say the guy is a moron or a jerk. I know that there are always those fluff pieces about players before the big games but the Columbus Dispatch did a nice piece about Tebow and him not fitting the typical mold of a**hole player with a huge ego:

(http://www.buckeyextra.com/shared/slideshow/slideshow-wrapnoad.php?story=dispatch/2007/01/05/20070105-F1-04.html)

Everyone just loves to hate the guy because he’s so hyped.

Curtis Terry should be suspended for a game or two for that crap. I still get embarrased for what Reynolds did to Jim Sorgi in 2003 and Tressel does not coach that crap.

I don’t think Tebow ran over Laurinitis but that’s my opinion. He obviously brole a tackle but I thought he was going to run square over him. It’s almost worse as Laurinitis couldn’t get square in front of him.

FLA chomped and OSU didn’t show to play.

by buckeye leaf on Jan 17, 2007 11:16 AM EST reply actions  

Does anyone have video of Wynn’s touchdown plunge? After he mows over a OSU defender and crosses the goal line, the OSU player clearly gooses him (or maybe gives Wynn the shocker)… it’s like a quick jab to the cup. It’s clear on FOX’s reverse angle replay.

I was shocked to see OSU play like FSU/Miami thugs that night. The face mask on the Gators first kickoff return, the egregious late hit on their second return… and plenty of other “little” stuff. It seemed like the OSU players were coached to do that… as if to get UF out its game by getting into their head. Thankfully, UF players are better coached than Reggie Ball and were able to keep their cool.

by CDubb on Jan 17, 2007 11:51 AM EST reply actions  

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