It’s like watching Spy versus Spy play out in front of your eyes: Mitch Mustain, whose high school coach was hired by Arkansas at coincidentally the same time as he was being recruited heavily by the Razorbacks, is now leaving Arkansas for Tulsa and following his former head coach, who left after coach Houston Nutt reduced said high school coach into a third-down only football coach.

Gus Malzahn is being poached away by new Tulsa coach Tim Graham, who set a new standard for program buccaneering by signing with Tulsa three days into his contract extension and taking the fine china (most of the coaching staff) with him in short order.

Again: everyone gets bitten in a tank full of sharks. This life lesson is brought to you by the creators of Univision’s smash sports drama, Las Cronicas Locas de Boss Hawg. De nada.


Adios, Senorita Mustain.