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by Orson on Jan 11, 2007 10:56 AM EST
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Enjoy your day in the sun mighty Gator fans. Your time will come.
by Greg on Jan 11, 2007 11:02 AM EST reply actions
we had these made up after the 10 sack extravaganza that was Auburn/ Alabama ’05 that said honk if you sacked Brodie. classic.
by suicidewatch on Jan 11, 2007 11:37 AM EST reply actions
You should start selling those t-shirts. I think I would even buy one.
by Matt on Jan 11, 2007 11:40 AM EST reply actions
I’ll send you one. Just let me mark off “Brodie” first.
by Tiger VI on Jan 11, 2007 12:00 PM EST reply actions
Shane, having had some experience with 19 yr old huge jugs such as those, I can tell you without any doubt whatsoever…it is everything a boy could dream….and more. Not that we care if they are or aren’t, but are those real? Based on it seeming like she’s got a tiny waist, ill say no.
Sadly though, what more can Tim Tebow do…has he peaked at 18/19? Nat’l Championship, the love of all, and a woman with jugs so big she could breastfeed the entire offensive line.
Hey Timmy, how bout a Fresca, hmm…hmm…Mister Senator!
by Brian on Jan 11, 2007 12:39 PM EST reply actions
No Wonder Dept:
No wonder Tebow went through the entire season with a stupid smile on his face, not complaining once about this or that.
Real or not?.. Who cares!, to me they are real nice! Someone dig up more pictures of those booby beauties.
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 11, 2007 12:48 PM EST reply actions
Not that we care if they are or aren’t, but are those real?
Are you serious? I mean, it doesn’t matter, but:
1) They are perfectly hemispherical
2) No real ones of that size remain “high and tight” without Victorian-era engineering-of-iron bras… and it doesn’t look like she’s rocking the cross-your-heart 16 hours of comfort look.
I’m not objecting, you understand, but I tend to the view of shake what your mama gave you, not what you got for graduating from high school.
by DC Trojan on Jan 11, 2007 12:50 PM EST reply actions
i don’t know. they look scary to me. i’m afraid you would always be losing things in there. keys, sandwiches, small dogs.
by adam on Jan 11, 2007 12:51 PM EST reply actions
All I know is that someone is exempt from all Florida boating laws regarding personal flotation devices.
by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2007 12:54 PM EST reply actions
Tebow play faked for a power run up the middle just before this photo was snapped—looks like he’s clear to go over the top there.
by Orson Swindle on Jan 11, 2007 12:57 PM EST reply actions
Hmmm Dept:
Did Leak make all the right moves to get to Ms. Bodacious first, and then Tebow came in at the last minute and closed the deal?
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 11, 2007 12:59 PM EST reply actions
I must pick the nit:
Breast size in no way correlates with ability to breastfeed. In fact, women with very large, soft breasts can have trouble feeding their babies, because basically, the little ones’ faces get smushed.
PSA over.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Jan 11, 2007 1:00 PM EST reply actions
Just so long as he doesn’t get called for a double dribble.
by italiangator on Jan 11, 2007 1:02 PM EST reply actions
I’ve always been a fan of big sweater puppets. And I don’t care if those sternum bunnies are real or not…as ClayNation said in his article, you don’t go around telling someone with a hip implant that they have a “fake hip” or someone with a heart transplant that they have a “fake heart.” I think that logic applies here…Good work Tebow.
For the record, I think hers are real. But just remember, Tebow, she looks like she may be hot now, but once she lets herself go, she has fatty potential. The key is to recognize the signs, then dump her ass for a skinny chick with fake bombs and a low self esteem. Rinse and repeat.
by RaginCajunRebel on Jan 11, 2007 1:04 PM EST reply actions
This was posted at NDNation, best NC Game video so far:
by Rick on Jan 11, 2007 1:11 PM EST reply actions
Picking the Nit – Part2:
I had a pretty good one going on, until too many details were given about breastfeeding.
So, in the spirit of ‘if you are going to do something do it right’ here are some detailed information about breastfeeding by large breasted women.
http://www.breastfeedingbasics.com/html/Large_Breasted_Tips.shtml
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 11, 2007 1:19 PM EST reply actions
Wise man once said: if you can touch them, they’re real
by let me be clear on Jan 11, 2007 1:24 PM EST reply actions
First – They’re real if you can touch them, though I’ll take naturals FTW.
Second, what TCOAN described is… oddly hot.
by Hokie Andrew on Jan 11, 2007 1:30 PM EST reply actions
14 – my wife doesn’t have that problem. I have thought about getting her a T-shirt that says, “These Breasts are Fully Operational”, but she’s not much for T-shirts.
by NewAZTiger on Jan 11, 2007 1:36 PM EST reply actions
Think she owns one of those T-shirts that says “The Future Mrs. Tebow” ? Her parents are probably praying for that to come true. Cha-Ching!
by Mormon T. Suxorz on Jan 11, 2007 1:46 PM EST reply actions
What about the “Roy Hall Sprained My Ankle” t-shirt?
http://brssports.blogspot.com/2007/01/oh-teddy-what-did-we-do-to-you.html
by Halleck T. on Jan 11, 2007 1:46 PM EST reply actions
My God, Sofia Vergara and Tim Tebow’s girlfriend all in the same week??
I’m sure to bring the average down, we’ll be forced into viewing Nicole Ritchie and Olsen Twins photos.
by Whitey on Jan 11, 2007 1:54 PM EST reply actions
The person responsible for the sacking has been sacked.
by Rabid Badger on Jan 11, 2007 1:56 PM EST reply actions
Somewhere on the ebays resides the opinion that it may be, in fact, Tim’s sister.
by Ltrain on Jan 11, 2007 1:58 PM EST reply actions
i dont know if someone suggested this already – but can subcommandante wayne write something about how he felt during/after the game? is he still alive?
by wth happened to osu on Jan 11, 2007 2:04 PM EST reply actions
TCOAN sounds a little jealous. Don’t worry, those things are faker than Tom Cruise’s heterosexuality.
by Wooderson on Jan 11, 2007 2:14 PM EST reply actions
Well, fuck, if that’s Tebow’s sister, I need to spend more time at my parents place in Ponte Vedra. Anybody know what church Mr. Tebow preaches at? I’ll pretend to be a Pentacostal for those.
by Matt on Jan 11, 2007 2:18 PM EST reply actions
And suddenly, there all traffic goes quiet in the state of Michigan….
by socalirish on Jan 11, 2007 2:33 PM EST reply actions
Hmm. I’m having a hard to believing Pastor Tebow’s daughter would be hanging out that way. I’m also guessing Pastor Bob would not fund implants for his daughter. Not with all the starving orphans in the Philippines and all.
by Mormon T. Suxorz on Jan 11, 2007 2:38 PM EST reply actions
Where’s Waldo Dept:
I second the request of #31….What the hell happened to the Subcomandante?
Can he get one last post on EDSBS?
Wayne has been demoted from ‘subcomandante’ to ‘shoe shine boy’ and latrine duties, methinks.
Mebbe Subcommandante Wayne’s mom finally put him back in juvee and he has been unable to get out ever since the Game.
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 11, 2007 2:39 PM EST reply actions
That girl has been identified on one or two other sites as his sister.
God Bless America.
by Brandon Lang on Jan 11, 2007 2:56 PM EST reply actions
If it is his sister, that is one powerful portion of the gene pool.
by Kahuna on Jan 11, 2007 3:20 PM EST reply actions
Never marry a virgin, son. If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for you.
by NewAZTiger on Jan 11, 2007 3:20 PM EST reply actions
if it is his sister, shouldn’t she be dating an OSU linebacker? I heard that she was going to wear a half n half jersey to the NC game, but it didn’t fit.
by PSUgirl on Jan 11, 2007 3:44 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, but what about one of them Mariah Carey Michael Jordan dresses….
It must be his sister, in the picture he’s looking straight ahead.
If he’s the “Hammer”, she’s the….
by Whitey on Jan 11, 2007 4:00 PM EST reply actions
Wooderson—
That’s girl’s close, but trust us—boobs are not a contest TCOAN would lose to that girl.
by Orson Swindle on Jan 11, 2007 4:58 PM EST reply actions
www.makestickers.com is the best around. They should sell like hotcakes since everyone outside the state of Ohio (and a few within) did indeed sack Troy Smith.
by Puddin on Jan 11, 2007 5:22 PM EST reply actions
Dude, it must suck to have a pituitary tumor AND craniorectal inversion.
May God be with you.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Jan 11, 2007 5:36 PM EST reply actions
Brian—with the right hormone therapy, she could.
by Orson Swindle on Jan 11, 2007 5:38 PM EST reply actions
I base this on no personal experience (I don’t even know if I’ve met a girl with fake ones), but real ones are way better. Fake ones are all hard and oogie and in general just not natural-looking.
craniorectal inversion
It’s called Torsonic Polarity Syndrome, and it’s not a laughing matter.
by J.J. on Jan 11, 2007 6:24 PM EST reply actions
And the standard treatment is a rectal craniotomy.
by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2007 6:58 PM EST reply actions
Treatment for Craniorectal Inversion Dept.:
I thought a good butt-kicking was the treatment for the craniorectal inversion condition.
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 11, 2007 7:34 PM EST reply actions
craniorectal inversion condition
AKA: “Interchageables”
by tOSU_radar on Jan 11, 2007 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Judging by the lack of female contributors to the comments in this blog, I would suggest that we are privileged and honored to have TCOAN, PSU_girl and others “hang out while the boys are playing”
With that in mind, any comments made that are either unkind, dishonorable or impolite and directed toward our female bloggers should be stricken, and comment contributors should have their name struck from the comments column for a month.
Now, if you ladies would like to come stand over here on the pedastals I have made for you… yes, I know they are high…. and yes, you should always wear dresses when standing upon them.
by Futbawl Fan on Jan 12, 2007 8:25 AM EST reply actions
What about “Honk if you booed Chris Leak”?
Oh wait, nevermind…
by Nupe in VA on Jan 12, 2007 10:24 AM EST reply actions
Brian-
Last night at dinner, Orson told me that you’d been making a reference to “Meet the Parents”, which flew right over my head. Apologies for the snark and points for wit.
-TCOAN, who doesn’t watch enough movies
by The Conscience of a Nation on Jan 12, 2007 12:15 PM EST reply actions
Dear Greg, Since you are my namesake I wanted to be the first to let you know— OUR TIME HAS COME 2006 YEAR OF THE GATOR!
by Gator Greg on Jan 12, 2007 10:23 PM EST reply actions
i am having some printed for the dallas & austin gator clubs to benefit our scholarship funds. you can reach me at clonggator at yahoo.com
CHARLES
GO GATORS! -——;==;
by clonggator on Jan 17, 2007 11:29 PM EST reply actions
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