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GO BUCKS!

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by redskinbucksfan on Jan 8, 2007 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

Go. Gators.

Beat the hell out of tOSU.

by bitterhorn on Jan 8, 2007 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

Good luck! I’m watching from work tonight.

by Rob on Jan 8, 2007 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

so is kick-off at 6pm pacific time?

by merk on Jan 8, 2007 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Good Luck Herr Swindle.

Not in the I-want-you-team-to-win-way, but in the if-in-fact-they-do-win-then-in-the-midst-of-my-abject-despair-I-will- be-happy-for-you way

by Kanu on Jan 8, 2007 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

What is this “championship game” of which you speak?

by JD on Jan 8, 2007 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

If anyone is in Tallahassee, we should have a pretty large group of Gator fans (and some others) watching at Andrew’s Downtown tonight.

by PW on Jan 8, 2007 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

I’m watching this one with the sound turned off and the EDSBS and internets turned on. I just hope the ebays haven’t given away the Gator or Fuckeye playbook, I want a game that makes me stay up past ten is all.

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 8, 2007 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

I am U-M fan, so there’s a natural dislike to tOSU. At first I was angry at UF but now as it is time for the MNC game to start, I hope UF really pounds tOSU.

GO GATORS!

by thevictors107501 on Jan 8, 2007 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

go football….all i want is a game that’s better than the Boise-Oklaaaaaaaaahoma game…..(yeah, like that’s gonna fucking happen)

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Championship game? The great and glorious Worldwide Leader said nothing about any such game. Now about the Rose Bowl . . .

by Rusty on Jan 8, 2007 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

ok, i think the gladiator intro was just a bit this side of say, a fat german in a bikini bathingsuit.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

Go Gators. I’m shaking with anticipation, and not in a sexual way.

by Gator03 on Jan 8, 2007 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

Comment # 6 – EDSBS Protocol Dept:

On this site, I think your name should be:

“Name Redacted Line and Sinker”

It would be funnier and would show respect to long-suffering Gator fans.

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 8, 2007 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

  1. After listening to the first five minutes of Fox Coverage, I’m with you!
    “the key to the game is oxygen”….and now it’s silent!

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

Desmond Howard has officially jinxed the Buckeyes by them to win.

by John on Jan 8, 2007 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

as usual, fox portrays things in such a positive light….like the video of cleveland…that makes it look like the worst city in america…..it may be the poorest, but i think de-toilet michigan can take that cake in a heartbeat

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

ugh, so nervous.

by aet schilchter says the gators are a mortal lock on Jan 8, 2007 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

so nervous i can’t even spell my handle right

by art schilchter says the gators are a mortal lock on Jan 8, 2007 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

so when does the kickoff actually replace the pregame?

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

Corso wearing’s Albert!

by John on Jan 8, 2007 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Oh SH Dammit Corso!

by bitterhorn on Jan 8, 2007 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

“70% Buckeyes” according to Fox

by John on Jan 8, 2007 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

i gotta admit, seeing the script OHIO and hearing the 70% chanting in unison was pretty fucking amazing……considering it’s 2,000 miles from Cowtown.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

This is physically painful for me to type, but the sentiment is genuine:

GO GATORS!

and that script Ohio thing is just dumb.

by auburnfaninaustin on Jan 8, 2007 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Tonight, when your asleep, I’m gonna sneak into your room and I’m gonna shit in your mouth.

by Herb Winches on Jan 8, 2007 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

I never had a beef with OSU, kinda like ’em even. The anticipation leading up to this game is making me realize (even more) how amazing it was to play our biggest rival for all the marbles in ’96. I thought I understood, at the time, but a decade gives you a lot more perspective….

GO GATORS! Get ’em, good guys.

by Panhandler on Jan 8, 2007 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

I’ve never hated on the Buckeyes..like me they enjoy masturbation and hate the Wolverines…HOWEVAH, I’m a conference homer in bowl season and I shudder at the thought of going 0-3 against the Big 11…

GO GATORS!!

by Chris on Jan 8, 2007 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Watching college football on Fox… must kill self.

by Tim on Jan 8, 2007 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

From a Michigan fan:

GO GATORS

CHOMP CHOMP

by Jim Harbaugh Scramble on Jan 8, 2007 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

People who celebrate by TPing trees should never call other traditions “dumb”.

by Dinknflicka on Jan 8, 2007 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Eddie George is an asshat. Go gaytors. May Reggie Nelson release his fury upon Troy Smith, may Percy Harvin fly to endzone at mach 12 and may Chris Leak not screw the pooch with an untimely interception. —UGA Fan Jimifacs

by Jimifacs on Jan 8, 2007 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

I miss the Mouse’s coverage of the BCS games….something about FOX irks me and I’m not sure what it is..

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

I would pay lots of money to see a Subcommandante Gator Fan go Terry Tate on that douchebag dotting the i. Sorry tOSU fans, I have no place in my heart for band nerd traditions.

I will, however, forgive you for your gay tradition if you make Chris Leak look like a fairy tonight.

Go Dawgs! errr, Buckeyes!!!

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

Go Gators!

That is, if the game ever starts.

by Auburn Tiger Fan on Jan 8, 2007 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

just had to say one thing…

you’re welcome, Florida

by 2004 Undefeated AU Tigers on Jan 8, 2007 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

Good Luck Florida! Go Gators!

by Bamafan234 on Jan 8, 2007 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

What does Barry Alvarez need 15 bottles of water for?

by Mosby on Jan 8, 2007 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

RE: #26

proper hydration in the Arizona desert, my good man! Everyone knows that!

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Whoa, Jemalle Cornelius and Cornelius Ingram. That seems like it would be confusing. “Good catch by Cornelius!” Who?

P.S. Congrats on the coin toss.

by AS on Jan 8, 2007 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

I have never seen such a clusterfuck of a coin toss… most of those people shouldn’t be allowed to sniff the jock of the guys on that field… and the little kid better be dying or something

by Futbawl Fan on Jan 8, 2007 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

GAME TIME

by WarDAMNEagle on Jan 8, 2007 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

DAMN…that was fast….

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Ha Ha!

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

JESUS H CHRIST….Not the start we were looking for

by WarDAMNEagle on Jan 8, 2007 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

The subcommadnante is most pleased

by Rusty on Jan 8, 2007 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

ORSON! put down the knife!

by kleph on Jan 8, 2007 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

So is that the noted Southern speed advantage?

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

That’s a bitch! Ginn is fast.

by Bo Link on Jan 8, 2007 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

well, if the fact that Ted Ginn Jr. is from south of the lake, then yes.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Big Ten speed, it’ll kill ya’.

by SeaTrojan on Jan 8, 2007 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, sure missed the tOSU dude ripping the guys arm off on the runback.

by Drogue on Jan 8, 2007 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

anyone else think Nelson got held/block in the back

by nixforsix on Jan 8, 2007 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

It didn’t make any difference but there was a hold on that return.

by Mosby on Jan 8, 2007 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

and there’s the 15 yard face mask.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Hmmm. Where’s that SEC speed? Couldn’t catch Ginn. SEC. Ha!

by JW on Jan 8, 2007 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Kicker: “What? Its not a handle?”

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

there really was no need to highlight the face mask. Stevie Wonder could’ve seen that one.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Anybody else notice that when tOSU’s band dons the berets they look like the Black Panther Marching Band?

by Mosby on Jan 8, 2007 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

Do you know how many returns UF had wiped out this year for lesser infractions? Damn…

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

If he didnt grab the facemask he was going to break that tackle and take it for 6. Its a good thing for the bucks that he was able to hang on to it.

by WarDAMNEagle on Jan 8, 2007 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Alvarez and Davis have already started sucking tOSU’s dick. If this keeps up, I’m going to mute this shit.

by Bo Link on Jan 8, 2007 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

looks like the keys to the game are a moot point right now.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Hahaha….how does Tebow always get 5+ yards? Its rediculous that every linebacker doesnt meet him at the line.

by WarDAMNEagle on Jan 8, 2007 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

The corner left his jock out there on that one!

by Bo Link on Jan 8, 2007 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Wow….OSU’s Defense is utterly amazing. I’m glad UF went ahead an dispelled that myth early.

by WarDAMNEagle on Jan 8, 2007 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

He..went…all…the…way!!!!

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

and the counterpunch lands 7 for da gators…..looks like we’re in for a barnburner……wooooaaahhhhhh nelllllie

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Thank you, God…and ChrisLeak, Dallas Baker, et al

by VOLG on Jan 8, 2007 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

You all should have seen the local Columbus pre-game show. The discussion of the Buckeyes turned into a discussion of who would win: The Buckeyes or the mini-Ditkas?

by Sean F on Jan 8, 2007 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

To quote a great (slimy green) alien – “Holy flurking schnit!”

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Who did the demographic research for Tostitos tonight? That commercial with the three chatty moms probably didn’t speak to Wayne and his friends.

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

What a weird game. I took pleasure in both touchdowns. Maybe I’ll figure out which team I want to win in the second half.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, also, great start to the game! Go Gators!

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Possibly, but we have seen OSU’s Offense yet. The UF defense needs to get jacked up and get a 3 and out. The OSU defense showed no sign of having any ability to stop the Gator attack so the gator defense could get stops on a couple of early possessions it could be huge.

by WarDAMNEagle on Jan 8, 2007 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

I’m almost as disturbed by the ads.
1. Tostitos. You pay big $$$ to sponsor the BCS title game, and your first ad is three yappy moms talking about playdates? Did your entire ad dept. fail Marketing & Advertising 101?

2. Maxim is now being refered to for movie reviews as if it were the Chicago Tribune, NYT, or even Rolling Stone? When did that happen?

by Will on Jan 8, 2007 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

So, the tally thus far is 4:29 worth of football and 250 minutes of shitty Tostitos, Charles Schwab and Geico commercials. God I hate Fox.

by BuckeyeIrish on Jan 8, 2007 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

datgatordunjeswhadeydoawye-a….takdatfubawanputitindeenzo… donnowhasospechuboudat

by Coach O on Jan 8, 2007 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

Also, Buckeye fans…yes that Gator offense looked damn-near unstoppable. But…I thought they were going to run it up on Auburn, and for a while I thought my Dawgs were going to get run out of JAX. They have yet to keep up performance like that for a whole game.

(Bad news for Buckeye fans…the closeset they came was the SEC title game…)

by Will on Jan 8, 2007 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

Commercial count:
Tostitos
Fox Promos
24, Prison Break…did I miss any?

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

Oops…
Geico
Charles Schwab…

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

Is Datish both balding and sporting a mullet?

by Will on Jan 8, 2007 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

Words you don’t hear often – “Great coverage by … McCollum.” A good sign, or sign of the apocalypse?

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

i just saw that sack, and saw smith’s knee bend in an unnatural sorta way……..wow

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

BIG TIME Defensive Series

by WarDAMNEagle on Jan 8, 2007 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

You mean it is not against the rules to cover OSU receivers? Damn, I sure wish someone would have informed Lloyd Carr of that.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

That last UF cheerleader looked like she needs to put away the spray tan. Can’t be healthy. Unless it’s natrual and they’re trying to grow their own Jenn Sterger…

by Will on Jan 8, 2007 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

one of the better crops florida’s known for growing: skin carcinoma!

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

how does fox plan on making any money off the telecast? i mean, advertising all your own shit and not anything else really doesn’t count

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

I must say, Florida is getting a good push from their offensive line.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

Drinking game for those who don’t have to drive/have the $$$ to bribe city officials and/or cops:
1. Drink cheap beer for every “bad singer” american idol promo
2. One shot for every 24 promo

by Will on Jan 8, 2007 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

“Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?”

gawd I hate Idol.

Go Percy!

by Mac on Jan 8, 2007 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

Let me be the first from the left coast to apologize for the Pac-10 officiating crew. Oh, and go Gators.

by Tightwad on Jan 8, 2007 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

Hot knife meet butter.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

wow, nice run by da gators.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

Review….

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

this is the most fun i’ve had with a bowl game since I was at the sugar bowl in 2001 when Florida played Miami…..i don’t remember about 5 days of my life….but damn, was it worth it.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

maskedavenger is exactly right. the vaunted OSU D must be opening xmas presents still.

Woot.

by Mac on Jan 8, 2007 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

Florida’s on pace to score about 75 points…

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

This is how a team looks after playing against TOUGH opponents all season

tOSU is like a Brooklyn cowboy… all hat and no spurs

by Futbawl Fan on Jan 8, 2007 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

That replay review was B.S.! Is this payback to tOSU for stealing the 2002 championship?

by JR on Jan 8, 2007 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Smith just had a case of the Leaks.

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Uh guys, as a UM fan, I feel the need to warn you – Troy Smith has the cooties and is not to be touched. It appears Florida did not get the memo.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

are those the same cooties that ron mexico has?

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

According to Barry Alvarez, UF’s 4 man rush is allowing them to do “a lot of nice things in the back end”

Nice.

by scottyc5 on Jan 8, 2007 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Greg Mattison is DC . . . correct?

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Ouch, tOSU just got P3WND! Suxh0rz, b33t the Gayt0rz dangit!!!

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

OSU gives Florida worst field position of the night via turnover. Not a good sign.

by Rusty on Jan 8, 2007 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

I swear to God I’m gonna need therapy after tonight. I’ve never rooted for UF so much in my life.

And I think the announcer just said the “Alligators”.

by AUTigers99 on Jan 8, 2007 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

UF has come to play. They look as good or better than they did in the first half against Auburn. Hopefully they can sustain it this time for the whole game.

by WarDAMNEagle on Jan 8, 2007 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

wow…ouch, babe….total yards: FL 110, tOSU 11

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Steve who?

by sjs1959 on Jan 8, 2007 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

I posted this over at Awful Announcing, but it bears repeating:

Ohio State played exactly ONE good offense this year and gave up 39 points. Remember, Texas was still breaking in Colt McCoy in early September. Ohio State didn’t play another team with even a decent offense.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 8, 2007 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

you know what would’ve made that reverse complete? a hook and ladder.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Um… which was the dominating team again? I keep forgetting.

by Psunami on Jan 8, 2007 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

This is an execution for the sweatervest. Troy Smith looks Heisemen-ish.

by kcmci on Jan 8, 2007 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

I usually hate Florida but tonight I have my jean shorts and gold necklace on. Barry Alvarez is beside himself trying to describe the offense for UF and secretly grateful he isnt coaching against SEC speed.

by Leisure Suit Shula on Jan 8, 2007 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

I bought my wife jorts just for tonight.

Wow. I figured OSU would be rusty, but I didn’t think they’d completely forget how to play.

by Mac on Jan 8, 2007 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Shades of Alabama-Miami in the ’93 Sugar Bowl. Just total domination by the underdog so far. tOSU is getting tOwned (sorry).

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

I feel good about hanging better with FLA than OSU did, but there is still a lot of game left.

They’re still only up by two scores, b/c they didn’t call holding on the OSU return.

OSU has gotten ! first down, though.

I love watching a game where I don’t care who wins. It’s so relaxing as compared to gutt-wrenching.

by bama_buck on Jan 8, 2007 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

tOSU, welcome to my 06 Sugar Bowl world…

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

“Go Win A National Championship.”

by Panhandler on Jan 8, 2007 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Old Chinese method of victory in war… when faced with dominate opponent, dazzle him with speed and ferocity

and if you get close enough, kick him solidly in his balls

by Tsun Sui on Jan 8, 2007 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Dawg 05 a domer? I always had you pegged as a UGA man.

by Rusty on Jan 8, 2007 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Go Buckeyes, but that was an NFL QB Wuss Level roughing the passer call.

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

The announcers have already started predicting the run-pass option again when the Gators were near the end zone before their 3rd TD.

by Andy on Jan 8, 2007 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Now that’s the tOSU we thought we’d see…

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

07 Sugar Bowl was LSU / Notre Dame, 06 was my miserable evening. The whole New Year thing confuses me too.

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Whoa, whoa whoa….. Anthony Gonzalez speaks English? And better than Terry Bradshaw at that.

by Leisure Suit Shula on Jan 8, 2007 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

if i have to see that rock em sock em robots commercial again, i’m gonna fucking put my fist through the TV.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

There are research chimps Mexico with a better grasp of the english language than Terry Bradshaw.

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

There are research chimps in Mexico with a better grasp of the english language than Terry Bradshaw.

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

bedlam breaks out in columbus! ohio state stops being a seive!

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

do i really have to eat my words about punching the TV?

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

there it is…any broken tv’s?

by nixforsix on Jan 8, 2007 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

So, Brian, I guess you’ll be missing the rest of the game now that your fist is through the TV

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

i have 4 TV’s…i think i’ll start with the guest room….13 inches of nothing.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

Pull a Doug and just throw your toaster oven out the window.

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

although i did throw a foam football at the one i’m watching.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Brian Robiskie is the only Robiskie in football right now…….

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Orson, are you still with us? or is the bleeding from your eyes affecting your viewing pleasure…

by VOLG on Jan 8, 2007 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

tv 2: GONE Brian!

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

if a commercial break went by without that commercial on it, i’d probably crap myself….

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

I could be dreaming this, or maybe I’m just comfortably numb with it by now, but I don’t think John Cougar Mellencamp has reminded me which country this is yet.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 8, 2007 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

A positive Massacre of the Innocent Televisions tonight at Brian’s house

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

oh no…the coog’s an NFL thing….apparently, we’re watching the rock em sock em robots bowl

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Do like I did… go out and buy a case of 6in B&W tvs (like $10?) and then just shoot ’em off the top of the wide screen… they make a nice noise, fall gracefully backward, and can be replaced like tin cans

by Futbawl Fan on Jan 8, 2007 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

thank god my wife’s on call tonight…..could’ve gotten ugly ;)

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Brian, just line the dead ones up and show ’em to us tomorrow…

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

You know what we need to see. That Rock-‘em Sock-’em robots commercial. I can’t get enough of that. Dodge hasn’t pissed me off enough yet that I would avoid buying one of their trucks for the rest of my life.

by Psunami on Jan 8, 2007 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

my neighbor has one of those dodge pickups……they’re positively fucking ugly, not unlike sun belt football.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

tOSU defense getting tired yet?

by Mac Daddy on Jan 8, 2007 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

wait for it….wait for it…..wait for it…..oh, there it is….stupid dodge.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Clearly, Dodge considered the BCS title game a wise advertising investment

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

Hmmm. Leak kind of frittered out on that series. Two easily interceptable passes, and frantically threw that pass out of the end zone on 3rd and 15 when he could’ve taken 10 easy yards on the ground. Ehhh, no damage done, FG Gators (and there was no….doubt….about it!)

by Run Up The Score on Jan 8, 2007 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

clearly, dodge’s marketing department didn’t come up with anything other than one of the most annoying commercials in recent memory.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

Alert Denver National airport – flying footballs headed their way. What a boot.

by Mac on Jan 8, 2007 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

You know what would be cool, if for a change of pace they did one of those commercials with a Lite Brite.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Was that a Toni Morrisson reference?

by juanmiguel on Jan 8, 2007 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Must… Buy… Dodge… And… Punch… Grille…

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

“My biggest surprise in this game is that Ohio State hasn’t rolled out their 4-WR set yet”

B.S. As much as these guys have fawned over tOSU their biggest surprise is that Florida isn’t back on the plane headed home yet.

by Mac on Jan 8, 2007 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

How long before we see Evil Chris?

by Billy on Jan 8, 2007 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

No way. woot!!!!!!

by Mac on Jan 8, 2007 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Didn’t get it.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 8, 2007 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

wow, huge defensive stop!

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Or an Etch a Sketch???

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Wow…think tOSU is feeling a bit desperate?

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

HUUUUGEEEEEEEEEEE STOP. What an idiotic call by Tressel.

by WarDAMNEagle on Jan 8, 2007 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Stupid, stupid, slow developing play, with the running back dancing in the hole. Horrible playcall.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 8, 2007 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

You know what Sweatervest needs? A Dodge truck. I bet that could get a 4th and 1 conversion.

by Psunami on Jan 8, 2007 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Hang it up kids. If you’re that desperate this early … you’ve had it.

Amazing. Tressell think no one could ever figure out their zone-only defense?

by Mac on Jan 8, 2007 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Fourth-and-very-short shouldn’t be a desperation play for the #1 team, however – certainly not automatic, but very good odds.

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Desperate, ya think…on their own 29?

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

If the man were not 5-1 against my squad, I would feel more comfortable calling him an idiot.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

so, is this break going to have the same magic? the suspense is killing me!

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Harvin was way open on the other side.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

It looked as if there were guys open short and Leak was going for the kill… but Hetland is, um, automatic.

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

Maurice Well’s hair will be longer than RW McQuarters in 10 years.

by Mac Daddy on Jan 8, 2007 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

So does this mean I have to apologize to Meyer?

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

Only UF gets gay plays like that… who wants a DODGE TRUCK?!!!

by Dawg 05 on Jan 8, 2007 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

Holy crap. tOSU is getting run out of the building…. this is insane!!

by Psunami on Jan 8, 2007 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

Ok, so who’s the wiseguy who switched Leak and Smith before the game?

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

WOOO

by juanmiguel on Jan 8, 2007 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

well, looks like Troy Smith is doomed to play for the Cleveland Browns.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Bizarro championship game, Leak is Smith, Smith is Leak.

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 8, 2007 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

DAYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMM

by Mac on Jan 8, 2007 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Smith HAS to throw that ball away.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 8, 2007 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

  1. What did you expect? Smith won the Heisman.

by weagle251 on Jan 8, 2007 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

I hope Orson is alive in the morning

by Chris on Jan 8, 2007 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

By the way, UF gets the ball to start the second…

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Thank god Subcommandante is still doing his community service, he would be most bummed.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Tebow is J.J. Redick (much media dinger sucking to come (for the next 3 years))only I wouldn’t want to face him in a bar fight.

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 8, 2007 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, my god. A run pass option!

The four horseman have arrived.

by Psunami on Jan 8, 2007 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

blow out the other way?

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 8, 2007 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

holy crap! holy crap! holy crap! wow….and your 2006 NCAA D-1 champion is BOISE STATE!

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

What’s the over/under on Dodge Robots for the halftime?
And for this score, who cares?

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Wow. So, guess all that “Big 2, little 9” talk was spot on…

UF certainly looks like the dominant team.

by Nate on Jan 8, 2007 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Oh HELL yeah.

by bitterhorn on Jan 8, 2007 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Beautiful, beautiful play for the touchdown!

by Run Up The Score on Jan 8, 2007 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Does anyone in the country still think Michigan should have been playing in this game?

snicker

by Annie on Jan 8, 2007 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

So, when’s the Florida-Boise game?

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Who is that saucy Buckeye lady they keep showing? My guess is whe has relations with a tOSU member of the football team.

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 8, 2007 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

I understand that Ted Ginn, Jr. will be driving the Mister Softee truck around Columbus, beginning tomorrow.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 8, 2007 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Boise-Fla, that sure would be nice wouldn’t it.

Damn the bcs

by Mac on Jan 8, 2007 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

Those robots forsee the future. Doesn’t the red robot get jacked up in the commercial?

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 8, 2007 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

Those robots forsee the future. Doesn’t the scarlet robot get jacked up in the commercial?

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 8, 2007 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

is this the longest we’ve gone without seeing the robots tonite?

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

My brother blames ND for this mess. Without its horrendous play in the Fiesta Bowl and against Michigan, everyone would have recognized that the Big Ten teams were not a cut better than the other top (if you can still include either in the top) teams.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

I gotta say – Boise vs Florida would have to be moved to HBO for violence.

I did NOT expect this kind of a half. Should have took the over…

by VandyJ on Jan 8, 2007 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

2-1 odds the first commercial out of the game is the robots….

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Um, who seriously thinks Boise State would have any chance at all against a UF team playing like this?

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Orson, Stranko, you jackin it?

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 8, 2007 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Orson, just make sure to post in the morning to let everyone know you’re alive, at this rate.

I’d say you might be able to clock this game as “done” if the Gators score another six with the kickoff next half.

by Signal to Noise on Jan 8, 2007 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

“Smith Claims Heisman”

Yeah, and RUTS claims ten inches.

by Run Up The Score on Jan 8, 2007 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

what? there’s another car brand besides dodge?! my heart jumps a beat!

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

You know, I never thought I’d say this, but with the way you all are talking about the commercials…

Thank God i’m in Japan and watching this on AFN, with only the stupid AFN info spots.

by Nate on Jan 8, 2007 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Michigan got robbed.

by Tiger VI on Jan 8, 2007 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Damn local market halftime commercials. I’m positive the truck will be dented the next time the Robot hits it.

by Psunami on Jan 8, 2007 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Florida would beat Michigan up just as badly, methinks.

by Signal to Noise on Jan 8, 2007 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

be back in 10…

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

I just want to congratualate Florida on winning their second NC, and shutting up those jack——- at ESPN, FOXSPORTS, and ABC etc…..

by TSOBO on Jan 8, 2007 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

man, did anyone see an ohio player do the gator chomp after that runback? that’s the only explanation i can find for what we are seeing here tonight.

by kleph on Jan 8, 2007 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

BTW….who beat FL??

Go gators-represent baby!!!

by auburnfortworth on Jan 8, 2007 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Since premature chompulation ends up in Florida winning, maybe if I come here and prematurely admit defeat the Buckeyes will get back in it. Great game (so far), Gators, in all aspects!

by Matt on Jan 8, 2007 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Holy Schnikes! I couldn’t have scripted it much better.

Orson please tell me you have Evil Leak tied up in your basement. The third quarter is fast approaching.

Damn, it feels good to be a Gator.

by BDoc on Jan 8, 2007 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

If the price we as Michigan fans have to pay for watching OSU get rocked is some jabs from Florida fans, I can live with that.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

how apropos….the OSU band is playing the theme from Titanic….

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

The Buckeye band is playing “My Heart Will Go On” because the team is about as dead as Jack Dawson.

by John on Jan 8, 2007 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Wow. So, guess all that "Big 2, little 9″ talk was spot on…

Yeah, those were nice bowl wins by Penn State and Wisconsin, weren’t they?

by Run Up The Score on Jan 8, 2007 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Should have been USC vs florida. Both of us exposing the big fraud for what it is – a conference living in yesterday. Hell, USC even beat your Arkies way bad while the gators just beat ’em bad.
Top 4 – Florida, USC, Boise St., LSU, and the rest need not apply.

by TrojanRick on Jan 8, 2007 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Tell me again how BQ, running for his life once a series, is not better than Myth?

by Ed on Jan 8, 2007 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Where are all the tOSU fans???? OVER-RATED!!!! and greatly HATED!
GO GATORS

by farley114 on Jan 8, 2007 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

24 – the new robots

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

I’m very glad we have a 20-point lead, but on reflection I’d actually rather not be starting with the ball; in the latter part of the season, the first ten minutes of the 3rd quarter tended to be rough going for the offense, and even our fine D proved it couldn’t defend the thirty-yard line forever.

On the other hand, the O has been so amazing tonight that they’d still be pretty good even losing a gear or two.

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Seeing this dismantling of the Buckeyes makes me almost ok that Florida blocked our kicks to prevent the Cocks from beating them. Almost.

by Jim on Jan 8, 2007 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Yes sir. I believe Troy gets to sit at the Ware/Salaam table at future Heisman functions.

by Ed on Jan 8, 2007 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Good Lord…on what could be the greatest night of their lives, Florida fans still have to endure the Auburn blocked punt

by Boston Frog on Jan 8, 2007 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Give Gino a spot at that table

by Mac Daddy on Jan 8, 2007 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Jason White will join them.

by Mac Daddy on Jan 8, 2007 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

  1. Torretta, party of four? Your table is now ready.

by Leisure Suit Shula on Jan 8, 2007 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

So is anyone on the Plains printing up the Auburn 27 National Champions 17 t-shirts yet?

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

Gino is the waiter for that table, actually…

by VandyJ on Jan 8, 2007 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

florida lookin a little jumpy coming out after the half.

by kleph on Jan 8, 2007 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Well, that’s been their pattern late in the season

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

EARL EVERETT without the helmet! Oh my…

by Sam on Jan 8, 2007 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

It must come as a great relief to Florida’s scholarly players that they are not required to think out their smack talking in the second half. A mere reference to the scoreboard will suffice.

by Leisure Suit Shula on Jan 8, 2007 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

make that the florida offense

by kleph on Jan 8, 2007 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

Pattern indeed I’m sad to say. Just hope Evil Leak doesn’t get out of the basement now.

by VOLG on Jan 8, 2007 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

Re 236, they made an appearance asking for the SEC speed after the KO return. SInce it appeared, I’d guess they’re rocking in a corner and wishing for Purdue or Northwestern to show up from the other locker room in the second.

by Chg on Jan 8, 2007 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

tick tick tick

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

UF needs to grind out about another five minutes with this lead and we’ll be edging out of the danger zone. After that the O starts to pick up again.

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Did Ginn pull a labia? tm akaRonMexico @ NdNation

by Ed on Jan 8, 2007 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

well, methinks it’s about time to head to bed and catch some zzz’s…..gotta be up at 6am for a thrilling day of doctoring and inflicting healthcare on people.

by Brian on Jan 8, 2007 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

First half: Dodge
Second half: Pontiac

by llpvol on Jan 8, 2007 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

How does Cheaty McSweatervest NOT take that penalty? Re-kick fron the END ZONE?! Major fuck-up.

by Ed on Jan 8, 2007 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

And now, just on schedule, the O is starting to move again – let’s hope this isn’t a false dawn, eh?

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

It’s slowing down in here . . . did everyone go to the O-zone to watch the carnage?

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

“Oh yes, Jack Bauer would be most pleased with this Gator effort tonight!”

That does it.

Screw you, Fox. Screw you. This is me giving you the middle finger over the internet.

by Rob on Jan 8, 2007 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

I think it’s abject FEAR of a comeback…we haven’t forgotten the Georgia game, or Vandy, or Half Ass U…

by VOLG on Jan 8, 2007 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

These announcers are idiots. The touchback was because the player had his feet on the goalline.

by Doug on Jan 8, 2007 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

Back-to-back time management screw-ups. Gators punted with about 20 seconds left on play clock and the Myth fails to snap the ball b4 quarter ends.

If Urbie has Leak throw the ball further than 8 yds downfield for the rest of this game, he should be summarily Saddamed.

by Ed on Jan 8, 2007 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

they were right. in college, when the ball breaks the plane, it’s a touchback. doesn’t have to touch the ground.

by yz on Jan 8, 2007 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

4-13 35 yards with a pick and followed up by a sack? Simply unbelievable.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

I guess it helps one’s elusiveness when the D-line is, you know, blocked

by peachy on Jan 8, 2007 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

  1. - the announcers were actually right. The ball can not cross the plane in the NCAA ranks. But, in all fairness, the 2nd gator’s toe was on the line, so the point is moot.

by aerobab on Jan 8, 2007 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

I’m not sure that I have seen 4 Troy Smith sacks cumulatively in his 3 Michigan games.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

Tell me again how the SEC isn’t CLEARLY the best? UF and LSU are absolutely #1 and 2.

WHY THE FUCK IS URBAN THROWING????!!!

by Ed on Jan 8, 2007 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

Laurenitis just got TEBOWED!!

by aerobab on Jan 8, 2007 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

Who is moving quicker, couches on HIgh St. in Columbus, or the OSU O- and D-lines??

by Ed on Jan 8, 2007 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, does this 41-14 remind anyone of anything?

by Southern Papa on Jan 8, 2007 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

So does this make up for the Nebraska debacle?

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 11:39 PM EST reply actions  

Re:271
We were clearly inconsistent this year (UGA and Arkansas) but guess who beat both of them?

Again, at least for tonight, GO GATORS!! Let’s talk about who’s the best conference in the country now>

by AUTigers99 on Jan 8, 2007 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Guess they don’t belong in the BCS either

Irish Guy

by Jim Kearns on Jan 8, 2007 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

A midget football coach? Little People- Big World Thom needs to clarify his comments.

by Leisure Suit Shula on Jan 8, 2007 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

Whoever mentioned Dancing with the Stars is going to get fined. I don’t think it is a Fox show.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

Good night and congratulations to the Gator Nation.

by maskedavenger on Jan 8, 2007 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Nice one, Gators! Congratulations! You tOWNED tOSU.

And there’s no shame in sharing the title with Boise State…

Seriously, well done.

by Boston Frog on Jan 9, 2007 12:14 AM EST reply actions  

What… the… fuck… did… I… just… watch…!?!?!?

WAY TO GO GATORS!!!!!

From a devoted Longhorn, I’m glad that the torch was passed to you guys.

Congrats!

by LA_Longhorn on Jan 9, 2007 12:15 AM EST reply actions  

Lesson? Once again, just like basketball, it’s not just about season rankings, but about how you finish. When I think about how Florida and BSU almost got left out of the national championship discusion because of the ‘polls’ and because of some ESPN commentators (Herb) lobbying for another Mich-OSU rematch (bite me, Lloyd. sorry, I’ll fry in hell but I couldn’t help it), we wouldn’t know who was truly worthy of the national title.

In basketball, the game is settled on the court. In football, it’s up to geezers with preconceived notions about who is who and what is what. We now know what that opinion is worth.

Give us a playoff like the basketball league and end this arguement forever.

In the mean time….

Go Gators!!!!

by Buck on Jan 9, 2007 1:20 AM EST reply actions  

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