OHIO STATE OFFENSE: NOW IN SEGAVISION!!!

by Orson on Jan 8, 2007 4:11 PM EST

Feel the hot vibes of the Sega Genesis Analysis with our take on the Ohio State offense, presented in 16-bit sex below:

Keep in mind that we relied on found images here, so the formation is by no means indicative of Ohio State's complete offense. The formation shown edges stodgy for this year's model of the Buckeyes, actually--see attached notes for additional personnel of great import. And when we said that TE Rory Nicol resembled Rex Grossman's meaner, bigger younger brother, we meant it:

Hey, um, Rex...can I borrow the Carrera? Gotta buy some jerky. We're out.

Much thanks to Brian for his beta on this, and again for Donnie on setting it up. The apes in the EDSBS office are happy yet again.

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I’m just disappointed that there’s been so little coverage of that Trent Smith fella they have at QB. Surely the media would do something about him if he’s had over 30 TDs. And how did I miss him in the build up for the Minnesota massacre?

Troy? Troy Smith? Are you sure?

by Help Wanted: Minnesota Football Head Coach on Jan 8, 2007 4:18 PM EST reply actions

I hear he doesn’t date because women assume he’s taken and he’s too shy to ask them.

That heisemens thing he won may help. It’s a good ice breaker… like a bowling trophy or something.

by Whitey on Jan 8, 2007 4:23 PM EST reply actions

[Gaming Geek]

I hate to complain… but that image or the one for the Florida offense isn’t from any Sega game. It’s from Front Page Sports Football for the PC… made by Sierra.

I’m a geek, but any self respecting football game playing guy from the early to mid 90’s should be able to tell the difference between EA’s college football games on the Genesis.

http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Bill_Walsh_College_Football_GEN_ScreenShot4.jpg

and this….

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/screenshots/1/197401/fpsfbp98_screen004.jpg

[/Gaming Geek]

Now back to the interesting commentary.

by Psunami on Jan 8, 2007 4:40 PM EST reply actions