OHIO STATE OFFENSE: NOW IN SEGAVISION!!!
Feel the hot vibes of the Sega Genesis Analysis with our take on the Ohio State offense, presented in 16-bit sex below:
The Ohio State Offense…in SegaVision!
Keep in mind that we relied on found images here, so the formation is by no means indicative of Ohio State’s complete offense. The formation shown edges stodgy for this year’s model of the Buckeyes, actually–see attached notes for additional personnel of great import. And when we said that TE Rory Nicol resembled Rex Grossman’s meaner, bigger younger brother, we meant it:
Hey, um, Rex…can I borrow the Carrera? Gotta buy some jerky. We’re out.
Much thanks to Brian for his beta on this, and again for Donnie on setting it up. The apes in the EDSBS office are happy yet again.
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I’m just disappointed that there’s been so little coverage of that Trent Smith fella they have at QB. Surely the media would do something about him if he’s had over 30 TDs. And how did I miss him in the build up for the Minnesota massacre?
Troy? Troy Smith? Are you sure?
Comment by Help Wanted: Minnesota Football Head Coach — January 8, 2007 @ 4:18 pm
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I hear he doesn’t date because women assume he’s taken and he’s too shy to ask them.
That heisemens thing he won may help. It’s a good ice breaker… like a bowling trophy or something.
Comment by Whitey — January 8, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
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[Gaming Geek]
I hate to complain… but that image or the one for the Florida offense isn’t from any Sega game. It’s from Front Page Sports Football for the PC… made by Sierra.
I’m a geek, but any self respecting football game playing guy from the early to mid 90’s should be able to tell the difference between EA’s college football games on the Genesis.
http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Bill_Walsh_College_Football_GEN_ScreenShot4.jpg
and this….
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/screenshots/1/197401/fpsfbp98_screen004.jpg
[/Gaming Geek]
Now back to the interesting commentary.
Comment by Psunami — January 8, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
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Whoever wins, remember: giant trophies won on national television are not carry-on items.
Comment by Orangeblood — January 8, 2007 @ 4:43 pm
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Mmmm…jerky.
Comment by BDoc — January 8, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
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Threadjack!
http://floridastate.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=627285
Is your neighbor to the north trying to steal a little thunder on this, your day of glory?
Go Gators
Comment by Big Jon — January 8, 2007 @ 5:41 pm
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I wouldn’t be comfortable sitting next to a tOSU player with a big blunt object.
Comment by J.J. — January 8, 2007 @ 6:31 pm