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BRANDON SPIKES: MAN ABOUT TOWN

We'll be along with some more verbose football stuff in a bit...but in the meantime, let us show you Florida Gator and fashion ninja Brandon Spikes, who looks like he's been buying clothes off Steve Harvey, getting off the plane in Arizona.


That suit should come with the O'Jays playing behind it wherever you go.

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Ty Willingham made that young man wear that suit. It was his damn fault.

by Harvey Wireman on Jan 4, 2007 9:25 AM EST reply actions  

If the NFL doesn’t work out, Gladys Knight may hire him as a Pip.

by DevilGrad on Jan 4, 2007 9:34 AM EST reply actions  

Is UF home to the Michael Irvin School of Fashion? Give that boy an A!

by CouchBurnin'Girl on Jan 4, 2007 9:41 AM EST reply actions  

Reportedly, Brandon’s mom made the tie that he’s wearing with the suit. Maybe she can desing some alternate unis for UF.

by Cheche Caldwell on Jan 4, 2007 9:41 AM EST reply actions  

#3

And as you mention that , I flashback to Sunday and Ditka saying that he thought Irvin’s suit had been lying dead on his lawn the night before. Good lord that outfit was horrible.

by Rabid Badger on Jan 4, 2007 9:43 AM EST reply actions  

Mike Irvin offered Spikes 3 hookers and an 8 ball for that suit.

2 very important things here:

a. Another Miss. State player arrested. I applaud Croom for his early efforts at the Fulmer Cup. Best part: With a fake $100 bill, “He came in and ordered a number ten, medium with a Sprite,” said Crystal Porter, who works as a Checker’s cashier at the Daphne location.

http://www.nbc15online.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=29fdd727-ba2c-4dcd-a632-d03fd9fda795

Please watch this video of Saban getting into Alabama. It’s officially a redneck orgy. First, an obviously drunk woman sexually assaults him before the cop pushes her away…and you can here some redneck in the back crooning like he was watching his brother and sister do it for the first time. Next, I swear you see a 65 year old man with a shit eating grin on his face start to unbutton his shirt and ask St. Nick to sign his titty. Words can’t describe the unintentional humor here.

http://www.myfoxal.com/myfox/MyFox/pages/sidebar_video.jsp?contentId=1955673&version=1&locale=EN-US

by RaginCajunRebel on Jan 4, 2007 9:44 AM EST reply actions  

I read that Brandon’s mother made the entire outfit. Well done!

by zzgator on Jan 4, 2007 9:48 AM EST reply actions  

Why is it that when Whitey sports the pink, purple, or yellow suit they just look gay?

by tOSU_radar on Jan 4, 2007 10:00 AM EST reply actions  

There are just certain things black men can do better than white men…and wearing a pink suit is only one of them.

by zzgator on Jan 4, 2007 10:01 AM EST reply actions  

True. But we’ll never give up “Possession Receiver”!

by tOSU_radar on Jan 4, 2007 10:09 AM EST reply actions  

first off, i pull of pink quite well. secondly, that think is horrible. i’m impressed that his mom made it, since it looks very well made, and doing a whole three piece suit would be very difficult, but the color is horrid. good lord.

by adam on Jan 4, 2007 10:10 AM EST reply actions  

Note the pilot in the background. He too is helping look for Spikes (who just looks like he’s ready to spin, kneel and spin out of it again) just before the ‘Whyyyyyyyyy oh why’ in “Have you seen her?”

by Kenny on Jan 4, 2007 10:16 AM EST reply actions  

LOL @ #10.

by zzgator on Jan 4, 2007 10:17 AM EST reply actions  

RCR

What’s even funnier is that the lady who mobbed Saban was followed by the cops and picked up for DUI…true story. Unfortunately she bonded out soon after, so the link is gone from the Tuscaloosa County website.

Only in Alabama can the rdiculous meet the sublime in such poetic form…..sigh.

by sandman227 on Jan 4, 2007 10:23 AM EST reply actions  

  1. I don’t think that’s the pilot in the background. I think that’s a possession receiver taking a picture to show his mom how to make a suit.

I will say that if it is the pilot it’d be pretty weird for him to be taking a picture of that scene- unless Godzilla was taking the picture of Spikes.

by Cal Buckeye on Jan 4, 2007 10:29 AM EST reply actions  

Do you think Brandon Spikes has any idea who the O’Jays are?

by smq on Jan 4, 2007 10:32 AM EST reply actions  

Regarding the ‘Bama video, I haven’t seen that many jowls in a crowd since I visited Tatooine.

by Cal Buckeye on Jan 4, 2007 10:35 AM EST reply actions  

I think he’s been shopping from the International Male catalog. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. This particular model is the “Cotton Candy Dandy.”

by Orangeblood on Jan 4, 2007 10:43 AM EST reply actions  

I can think of at least four separate stores that sell suits like that within a 20 minute radius of our house. Atlanta rules!

by The Conscience of a Nation on Jan 4, 2007 10:48 AM EST reply actions  

Adam if you’re white you don’t “pull of pink quite well,” you just don’t have any honest friends.

But maybe you were referencing another kind of pink-pulling……you jackin’ it?

by Gator KK on Jan 4, 2007 11:05 AM EST reply actions  

Damn, I had no idea that Steve Harvey was Florida’s apparel consultant, or that the game was being played at the Apollo Theater.

I’m guessing he had to pack away his cane.

by BDoc on Jan 4, 2007 11:20 AM EST reply actions  

TCOAN – One would go to House of Adam or Smitty’s here in downtown Cincinnati. They have them in yellow and light green also.

by Ohiodawg on Jan 4, 2007 11:22 AM EST reply actions  

Hey now, I’m white and I look terrific in pink. Orson also looks good in pink salmon.

by The Conscience of a Nation on Jan 4, 2007 11:27 AM EST reply actions  

The O’ Jays? Didn’t they cover that Coors Light commercial with the train?

To be honest, I think a suit like that deserves some pre-scientology Isaac Hayes.

by tOSU_radar on Jan 4, 2007 11:27 AM EST reply actions  

That was for #16.

by tOSU_radar on Jan 4, 2007 11:28 AM EST reply actions  

“Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!”

Unlike Pepto, that suit could probably cause, not cure, all five of the above.

by Signal to Noise on Jan 4, 2007 12:27 PM EST reply actions  

No orangeblood, if that was from International Male the whole thing would be mesh, and sleeveless. But let’s not tell anyone else we have ever seen or heard of that catalog.

by Mark on Jan 4, 2007 12:49 PM EST reply actions  

TCOAN -

I am not sure being dressed by your own wife is a strong arguement for “looking good in -- salmon”

by tzubear on Jan 4, 2007 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

  1. was the comment of the day.

by j.j. on Jan 4, 2007 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

I thought Donovan McNabb went to Syracuse.

by SeaTrojan on Jan 4, 2007 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

Incredible football player, but wow, god awful dresser.

by chris on Oct 8, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

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