GREAT MOMENTS IN BROADCASTING, NEW YEAR'S DAY EDITION.

Did you catch Bob Greezy talking about the new Arkansas “Mandarin” Bump-and-run defense?

MZone has posted an HD shot of the Song Girl in question. Sadly, she was properly outfitted….just had a heckuva wedgie.

Is that Jad Dean in the Clemson screen capture? A better caption might have been, “Hey Coach, you should borrow a set of these, um, no wait a minute, they were here a minute ago. Coach Scott, Coach Scott – did you mistake my nutts for sheep oysters again?!?”

We like Mark May for stepping on his crank on the Bama Coach Search
http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/01/01/did-anyone-hear-mark-mays-trailer-park-comment-in-regard-to-nick-saban/

Someone needs a youtube of Ian Johnson’s proposal.

Only because Chris Myers totally ruined it — as he was finishing the interview he said, “Okay, I know you are going to propose to your girlfriend now” and hands it over to Johnson.

Maybe that’s how they drew it up, but Johnson probably wanted to be the first to let the Mrs. know what was about to happen. Call me old fashioned.

Mason got sliced up so fast that Maturi showed him his heart before he actually died. It was kinda like the weird guy in Temple of Doom who just clawed it out of your chest. There’s not a better way to start the New Year. Maybe Meechigan fans should try it.

Um, is there any reason Mike Leach looks stoned out of his mind in that clip? His pupils are even dilated.

Mark May can eat an ass.

And why is there no mention of Fox’s horrendous broadcast of the Cotton Bowl? I used to love Summerall and Madden, but Pat’s so old at this point he’s basically dead. He had clearly come into the game with absolutely no preparation. It was like you put my granddad in the booth and told him to talk about what was going on down on the field. The sound was screwed up the whole game, and there were jump cuts in the middle of plays to girls eating pizza. Plus, Pat and the other guy made numerous statements that were just incorrect (anyone remember Bill Callahan’s Super Bowl victory?).

Mmmmmmm . . . .butt roast.

I was at work during the Rose Bowl and my friend recorded the game just to show me the “Butt Roast”.

We agreed that it was another miracle courtesy of TIVO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJgXxQpsUhY

This is a must watch for Gator fans…. tards.

That was a definite wedgie, no thong or commando. If you study the replay in frame-by-frame slow motion, you can see a bit of brief on the left cheek , but the right side is pretty thoroughly embedded.

So I’ve been told…by the kind of people who study these things.

#7, change “ass” to “bullet,” and count me in.

Danielson was en fuego yesterday, after GT’s replacement QB hooked up another Johnson reception he quipped, “No disrespect to Reggie but I bet there’s a few folks who wished those grades came out a little sooner.”

It was an, “Ohhhhh snap! No he dinnit!!!!” TiVo moment.

USC Song Girls Rule Dept:

Many, many thanks for the great USC Song Girl rear end-cleavage shot. I normally prefer boobaliscious shots, but that rear end was awesome.

Why can’t the networks show more cheerleaders and other fine babes throughout the telecast, like the good old days?

#7:

I kind of lost track of the quality of the broadcast once that fake punt was called. :(

Michigan Sucks the Big One Dept:

The Wolverines were a joke. They did not belong in the same field as USC in the Rose Bowl, and, of course, they did not deserve a second shot at tOSU, in place of the Gators.

If Summerall and Mushmouth can still get bowl announcing gigs, why can’t my all-time favorite Keith Jackson? Out of the rocking chair, with minimal preparation he would do a much better job than those two clowns, not to mention Fouts, Nessler, blah, blah, blah……

“Whoa Nellie, it’s a fumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

Upon further review, the USC cheerleader was wearing the proper undergarments, they were just tucked into her colon. The ruling on the field is “wedgie,” and USC is not charged a time-out.

Not that I’m trying to claim Ph.D. status on this sort of thing, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned from having dated a few cheerleaders in my time, it is that cheerleader undergarments are subject to Manhattan Project levels of regulation. There is simply no way a Song Girl would be allowed onto the field at the Rose Bowl wearing anything other than her official squad-sanctioned spankies, much less a thong or, heaven forfend, going commando.

Not that it wasn’t fun to imagine.

I knew a Song Girl when I lived out in Hawaii. She was a huge whore. I loved her.

Lemme see if I got this right….

USC got diddled by UCLA about 5-6 weeks ago. UCLA lost to the worst B. Bowden team since Billy Idol was hot

Michigan got manhandled by USC. Not just dominated, this was more like Mike Tyson vs Paid Lady of the Night… loser came out blackened and spitting teeth

Florida kicked FlaState so hard they still don’t shit right

So… this Mich team that turned out to be most mediocre was close in quality to say, FlaState. Seems to me like taking Fla and the points against tOSU just got sugared, salted, and bacon-greased. Mighty tasty.

Gator – Boise State Connection:

I have a strong feeling that Meyer is going to use a whole bunch of non-standard plays (Statue of Liberty, Hook and Lateral, Fumblerooski-like (legal version), blah, blah, blah…) and put a nice surprise to the Cheaty Sweatervested One and Gang next week.

Boise rocked the nation and I bet Meyer is planning on something like that, noting how effective it was yesterday.

Given that tOSU played a bunch of vanilla offenses, they would be prime targets for skullduggery.

Also, he is not too far removed from coaching a “mid-major”, where he had to do that sort of stuff to beat the big boys.

#15: You were lucky, then.

The broadcast bothered me all the way up until Nebraska went for it on 4th-and-20 even though they were in field goal range, at which point Nebraska’s QB decided to roll right and chuck it out of bounds. Mercifully, that play caused me to lose vision in my right eye and half of my left, but I could still hear Summerall stammering on about playing bocce with Warren G. Harding in the Rose Garden.

Comment on Comment No 18:

RaginCajunRebel: I would recommend you not call the USC Song Girl from Havaii a huge “W”. Why not call her:

“Chastity Challenged”?

There exists a HD version of the cheerleader-ass. The location I found it has been killed due to bandwidth issues. Keep looking, you’ll probably find it.

My personal favorite moment was Musberger admonishing D Jarrett for handing the ball to the DB after he tackled him (great catch).

Berger saw the replay and then said something like "Just Play the Game!! AND I MEAN IT!!!!! (followed by at least 4 full seconds of silence from Backstreit and Bawb).

#18

“I knew a Song Girl when I lived out in Hawaii.”

Sounds like the first line of the World’s Greatest Limerick.

SKLM—you’re right. I need to be more sensitive to these things. She wasn’t a whore…she just knew how to share. Chastity Challenged is another good way to put it, though.

1. here you go:

I once knew a Song Girl in Hawaii
Who made this Cajun holler out “iiii-eeee!”
With sand in her crack,
My Trojan attacked,
Now often I think of her when I’m with wife-y.

We’re…somewhere between impressed, appalled, and a combination thereof, RCR. (wipes tear, vomits in bag.)

That’s actually the same reaction I get from my girlfriend after said encounters. (I’m not married, but wife-y fits in the limerick scheme than girlfriend.) Except for the impressed part.

“Chastity Challenged” sounds like the world’s greatest porn name.

#30

"Chastity Challenged" sounds like the world’s greatest porn name.

You mean it isn’t already……….

Excuse the slant rhyme in the first one…

Said Song Girl, dear Cajun, Aloha
I’ve failed to keep panties on so far
So crack out a Trojan
To get hula motion
That breaks up the average sofa

- or -

Said Song Girl, Aloha my Cajun
‘Neath my thong is a fire that’s ragin’
So crack out a Trojan
To get hula motion
And prevent any nether contagion

wow. That’s great stuff, DCT. Great stuff all around.

Jealousy is powerful motivation, RCR.

There once was a Song Girl from Maui
Whose keister made Trojan say wowee.
The trunk looked invitin’,
DC felt his pants tighten,
So he hit that shit from here to Malawi.

If all of us analyzed the Zapruder film the way we analyzed the Song Girl clip, the Kennedy assasination would be solved in a day.

Nice to see Clemson won at pocket pool.

Here’s the proposal video, if anyone wants it

I know I should let this go, but the following is the result of profound insomnia last night, and I wanted to share the joy:

Ex-Song Girl, the aloha putain
Said "Cajun, come give me “man boudin”
If thoughts of turducken
Prompt bayou buttf*ckin’
Please use beurre blanc, you Ragin’ assman!

That is the single greatest thing ever written. Thank you, sir.

Wow. DCT, you are a poet, indeed.

Thank you both. If only I could get paid for my one meager skill in life.

I’m so ashamed on so many levels… I hate Tommy Bowden.