BATTLE OF THE BLOGS: FLORIDA FANS ARE LOUD.

by Orson on Jan 2, 2007 4:35 PM EST

We're on Battle of The Blogs over at CSTV.com. The topic is "Why Your Fans Are Special." We think we did Florida fans justice by saying we were loud, organized, and loud. We also said we were loud, and that we were loud. Did we mention loud?

Loud in so many ways, really: Florida fans.

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Most people I know make fun of those who shave their chests and arms and look like they spend way too much time flexing in front of a mirror. Orson gives them hearty congratulations.

I’ll just go ahead and keep making fun of this “manscaped” crowd.

by RaginCajunRebel on Jan 2, 2007 4:55 PM EST reply actions

Hilariously apt, Orson. The tOSU guy’s thesis was boooooooring. Pfef lost me at “the passion.” What do you win in this battle?

by celeste on Jan 2, 2007 5:00 PM EST reply actions

I think Orson won that battle in a TKO and didn’t even have to break out a cooler crappin’ joke to seal the victory. Well done, sir!

by DevilGrad on Jan 2, 2007 5:01 PM EST reply actions

Better Looking Women Dept:

I think Florida’s babes are hotter than tOSU’s women.

(Disclaimer: That is based solely from web surfing and watching games on TV, since I have not visited either campus.)

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 2, 2007 5:04 PM EST reply actions

(flexing)

What, RCR? We can’t hear you over the gun show going on over here.

(grrrgggh…flex)

by Orson Swindle on Jan 2, 2007 5:04 PM EST reply actions

No mention of jorts.

There are certain ethical standards related to truth in journalism, sir.

by RandomSlowGuy on Jan 2, 2007 5:11 PM EST reply actions

Orson,

Is it true they call you the ‘Dictionary’, because your body has so many definitions?

by Orangeblood on Jan 2, 2007 5:19 PM EST reply actions

Or salami snack platter, cause I’m so cut up?

by Orson Swindle on Jan 2, 2007 5:26 PM EST reply actions

Do you have more muscles than the ocean floor?

by Orangeblood on Jan 2, 2007 5:28 PM EST reply actions

Wow. Orson, you flat out pwn3d the buckeye. The OSU effort seemed like I was reading some university promotional pamphlet written by some freshman PR student.

“Why are your fans so good?”

“Well, they made three QBs wet their jocks before the end of the first quarter.”

Like I give two shits about Hang On Sloopy.

by SSB Charley on Jan 2, 2007 5:30 PM EST reply actions

I’m pumped like a Texas oil well.

by Orson Swindle on Jan 2, 2007 5:30 PM EST reply actions

Orson definitely manscaped that dude from OSU…best two minute dril since Boise St in the Fiesta Bowl last night…can you say statue of liberty…sucka?

by Alagator on Jan 2, 2007 5:35 PM EST reply actions

If it were a Boxing Match, They Would Have Thrown in the Towel Dept.:

Ryan Pfefferle of tOSU got beat by OS about as bad as Michigan got beat yesterday by the Humanitarian’s team.

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Jan 2, 2007 5:44 PM EST reply actions

Subcommandante Wayne > Ryan Pfefferle

by hoopinion on Jan 2, 2007 5:50 PM EST reply actions

SKLM, I’ll back you up on your evaluation of the women. I went from USC to tOSU and the difference was very dramatic. Not that there are not some very nice ladies on a campus of the size of tOSU of course, but I did some of my thesis work down in Florida and attractiveness of the female population down there was impressive. They win, hands down.

by oc phil on Jan 2, 2007 6:02 PM EST reply actions

Orson,

That was not fair. tOSU sent a boy to do a man’s work. UF sent a 55 gallon drum of whoop-ass.

(As much as it pains me to say) Go Gators!

by BamaTaxMan on Jan 2, 2007 6:42 PM EST reply actions

Pfef is 15 and then sentdhim up against a sharply trained legal mind?

Not fair. Oh well. We’ll hear your cute little cheers on the 8th.

by Jim Tressel on Jan 2, 2007 7:54 PM EST reply actions

You should have posted the link to Subcommandante Wayne’s fine work. That speaks for itself.

by Raider Red on Jan 2, 2007 8:32 PM EST reply actions

In response to #6 Random Slow Guy (a Notre Dame defensive back perhaps?) I would say that the jort matchup is pretty much even between Gators and Buckeye fans as the residents of SEhio come much stronger in the Lee/Wrangler modified denim category than they are given credit for.

by Zook Line and Sinker on Jan 2, 2007 8:57 PM EST reply actions

I knew you Florida guys were economical with your words, but does “Loud” really translate directly to Drunk and Obnoxious? I’m not sure you’re getting the real message across there Orson.

by RedTide on Jan 2, 2007 9:18 PM EST reply actions