What did we learn today?

–Auburn makes tasty sausage victory out of nasty bits of football scraps.

–Tennessee can’t run in the SEC, or against the Big Ten.

–JoePa likes it up in the booth, especially since he can watch old episodes of Barnaby Jones and enjoy a nice glass of scotch during the game without everyone getting all tightassed on him.

–Arkansas has not changed a bit at all in any way–for the worse.

–Wisconsin hasn’t either–for the better.

–The Big Ten doesn’t suck at all, but playing football without a quarterback does.

–Do not play West Virginia in a bowl game. You will lose in aorta-damaging fashion and shave three years off your life in the process.

–Chan Gailey owes Calvin Johnson millions.

–Phil Fulmer, wallowing in his sorrows, was just shot with a harpoon gun as he attempted to wash his cares away with a swim just off Clearwater Beach.

We’re watching the Rose Bowl sans blogging. See you Tuesday.


Bravo, Penn State, to your fans and to that half-assed craft project you call a mascot.