OH, AND ONE MORE THING: JOE KINES, ORATOR.
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1
PSUgirl says:
when I saw this last night, I immediately thought of you guys – it was beautiful, shocking and frightening all at once.
Cut to Lou Holtz.
December 29th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
2
crbama says:
Golden
COACH KINES IS MY HERO
December 29th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
3
crbama says:
Had Alabama prepared to stop that little Inside Trout, would have been a blowout win for the Tide
December 29th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
4
BobReb says:
Yo yo yo yo yooooooooooo yooooooooooo, yoooooooooo yooooooooooo Roll Tide.
Yo yo yo yo yooooooooooooo yoooooooo, yoooooooooo yooooooooooo Nick Saban.
December 29th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
5
Orson Swindle says:
That is the most devastating play in all of college football, sir: the inside trout.
December 29th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
6
GamecockTony says:
Makes me nostalgic for Jonelle Smith.
Oh, and Orson, you forgot the dreaded “Outside Carp”.
I am pretty sure (name redacted) still uses it on occasion.
December 29th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
7
RandomSlowGuy says:
Pretty crappie thing to say from that lofty perch.
December 29th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
8
Cool Hand Mike says:
Old Boomhower deserves some credit for toughing out a bad month. However, how can you play 3 man fronts when the “trout(?)” was killing you.
Bama looked like a million dollars last night…
…all of it in loose change!
December 29th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
9
Rob says:
#4
Kudos, sir.
December 29th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
10
Doug says:
Should Alabama keep Kines on as the head coach?
LEMSDAY!
December 29th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
11
BamaCPA says:
Wookin pa nub !
December 29th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
12
Gator KK says:
“RIBBOLAH RAHBOOLA OFFUH URGG…..INSIDE TROUT!”
Someone get this man a TV job….or a Hummer commercial.
December 29th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
13
royalfan5 says:
If Bama doesn’t keep Kines, I hope he ends up with the Oregeron. Imagine the possibilities.
December 29th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
14
pw says:
God help us all if Joe Kines ever teams up with The Orgeron as his D-Coordinator. Those boys at Ole Miss will not have a clue what their coaches are telling them to do, while at the same time they will be in constant fear for their lives if they miss an assignment.
Also, as far as I know, no trout has ever gotten past the paws of The Orgeron.
December 29th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
15
Cool Hand Mike says:
These are other great moments in Boobhower history.
http://greatmarketingproducts.com/bama12.html
December 29th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
16
RedRoot says:
Now we know what [name redacted] will sound like in 30 years.
#6: I think the “outside carp” is one of [name redacted]’s patented barefoot waterskiing tricks.
December 29th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
17
Cardiac Kids says:
crbama,
If only they had just scored more points, Bama would’ve won. If they had just scored more points…so basically, they really won because that’s all it would’ve taken is to score more points…that’s all they were lacking…more points.
December 29th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
18
Raider Red says:
The only thing better than the inside trout is the forward bass. You can gain many yarrrrrds that way.
Signed,
Fisherman Mike Leach
December 29th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
19
Nate says:
:”Hey, soldier, what’s your name?”
“MY NAME’S JOE KINES!!!”
“Thank you, Joe. What do you do?”
“I’M IN ARTILLLERRRYYYYY!!!”
“So, what can I play for you?”
“ANYTHING! JUST PLAY IT LOOOOUDDD, OKAY?!!?!?!”
December 29th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
20
wingnut says:
is that guy related to John L Smith ?
December 29th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
21
crbama says:
Cardiac Kids
new rule on edsbs – responses must be written in english
December 30th, 2006 at 2:55 am
22
white-boned demon says:
One of the two great voices to hail from Cedartown. The other being Sterling Holloway.
December 30th, 2006 at 9:40 am
23
joeymeyer says:
He’s like a benevolent John L.
December 30th, 2006 at 11:00 am
24
KT says:
Nice hand action too. Guess it’s the sideline signal for the “inside trout” play….
December 30th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
25
Cardiac Kids says:
crbama,
Clearly you were drunk at 2:55 am.
December 30th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
26
crbama says:
indeed!
December 30th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
27
J.J. says:
Again with the slow white players: “I just think Brodell surprised the Texas secondary with his speed.”
Anybody gonna enjoy tomorrow’s game? Miami players will finally have a reason to wear their tinted shields at a night game. I just can’t get over the fact that the U’s playing a bowl game on the Smurf Turf in Boise.
December 30th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
28
gatorhippy says:
My dog just went and hid under the couch when I played that clip…
December 30th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
29
SeaTrojan says:
KT #24,
Nice call. I noticed the hand “signal”, too.
December 31st, 2006 at 10:05 pm