OH, AND ONE MORE THING: JOE KINES, ORATOR.
by Orson on Dec 29, 2006 12:38 PM EST
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PrintOne last thing before an orgy of football watching: Joe Kines, orator. Why Alabama doesn't want to hire this man confounds us. His diction alone is reason for joy.
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when I saw this last night, I immediately thought of you guys – it was beautiful, shocking and frightening all at once.
Cut to Lou Holtz.
by PSUgirl on Dec 29, 2006 12:52 PM EST reply actions
Had Alabama prepared to stop that little Inside Trout, would have been a blowout win for the Tide
by crbama on Dec 29, 2006 1:04 PM EST reply actions
Yo yo yo yo yooooooooooo yooooooooooo, yoooooooooo yooooooooooo Roll Tide.
Yo yo yo yo yooooooooooooo yoooooooo, yoooooooooo yooooooooooo Nick Saban.
by BobReb on Dec 29, 2006 1:09 PM EST reply actions
That is the most devastating play in all of college football, sir: the inside trout.
by Orson Swindle on Dec 29, 2006 1:13 PM EST reply actions
Makes me nostalgic for Jonelle Smith.
Oh, and Orson, you forgot the dreaded “Outside Carp”.
I am pretty sure (name redacted) still uses it on occasion.
by GamecockTony on Dec 29, 2006 1:26 PM EST reply actions
Pretty crappie thing to say from that lofty perch.
by RandomSlowGuy on Dec 29, 2006 2:02 PM EST reply actions
Old Boomhower deserves some credit for toughing out a bad month. However, how can you play 3 man fronts when the “trout(?)” was killing you.
Bama looked like a million dollars last night…
…all of it in loose change!
by Cool Hand Mike on Dec 29, 2006 2:05 PM EST reply actions
Should Alabama keep Kines on as the head coach?
LEMSDAY!
by Doug on Dec 29, 2006 2:25 PM EST reply actions
“RIBBOLAH RAHBOOLA OFFUH URGG…..INSIDE TROUT!”
Someone get this man a TV job….or a Hummer commercial.
by Gator KK on Dec 29, 2006 2:33 PM EST reply actions
If Bama doesn’t keep Kines, I hope he ends up with the Oregeron. Imagine the possibilities.
by royalfan5 on Dec 29, 2006 2:34 PM EST reply actions
God help us all if Joe Kines ever teams up with The Orgeron as his D-Coordinator. Those boys at Ole Miss will not have a clue what their coaches are telling them to do, while at the same time they will be in constant fear for their lives if they miss an assignment.
Also, as far as I know, no trout has ever gotten past the paws of The Orgeron.
by pw on Dec 29, 2006 2:41 PM EST reply actions
These are other great moments in Boobhower history.
by Cool Hand Mike on Dec 29, 2006 2:45 PM EST reply actions
Now we know what [name redacted] will sound like in 30 years.
#6: I think the “outside carp” is one of [name redacted]’s patented barefoot waterskiing tricks.
by RedRoot on Dec 29, 2006 2:54 PM EST reply actions
crbama,
If only they had just scored more points, Bama would’ve won. If they had just scored more points…so basically, they really won because that’s all it would’ve taken is to score more points…that’s all they were lacking…more points.
by Cardiac Kids on Dec 29, 2006 3:57 PM EST reply actions
The only thing better than the inside trout is the forward bass. You can gain many yarrrrrds that way.
Signed,
Fisherman Mike Leach
by Raider Red on Dec 29, 2006 6:35 PM EST reply actions
:“Hey, soldier, what’s your name?”
“MY NAME’S JOE KINES!!!”
“Thank you, Joe. What do you do?”
“I’M IN ARTILLLERRRYYYYY!!!”
“So, what can I play for you?”
“ANYTHING! JUST PLAY IT LOOOOUDDD, OKAY?!!?!?!”
by Nate on Dec 29, 2006 7:32 PM EST reply actions
Cardiac Kids
new rule on edsbs – responses must be written in english
by crbama on Dec 30, 2006 2:55 AM EST reply actions
One of the two great voices to hail from Cedartown. The other being Sterling Holloway.
by white-boned demon on Dec 30, 2006 9:40 AM EST reply actions
Nice hand action too. Guess it’s the sideline signal for the “inside trout” play….
by KT on Dec 30, 2006 3:25 PM EST reply actions
crbama,
Clearly you were drunk at 2:55 am.
by Cardiac Kids on Dec 30, 2006 4:15 PM EST reply actions
Again with the slow white players: “I just think Brodell surprised the Texas secondary with his speed.”
Anybody gonna enjoy tomorrow’s game? Miami players will finally have a reason to wear their tinted shields at a night game. I just can’t get over the fact that the U’s playing a bowl game on the Smurf Turf in Boise.
by J.J. on Dec 30, 2006 6:34 PM EST reply actions
My dog just went and hid under the couch when I played that clip…
by gatorhippy on Dec 30, 2006 10:17 PM EST reply actions
KT #24,
Nice call. I noticed the hand “signal”, too.
by SeaTrojan on Dec 31, 2006 10:05 PM EST reply actions
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