Comments on: COWS IN WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR: DESPERATE TIMES AT THE TEXAS BOWL

By: ACC_Expat

ACC_Expat — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:46:32 +0000

I’m still crushed by the fact that Subcommandante didn’t preview this game. I’m sure his commentary on New Jersey would have been a sight to behold.

/Subcommandante is genius, btw.

By: George P. Budell

George P. Budell — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 15:02:17 +0000

Thank God Reggie Ball is ineligible for the Texas Bowl too.

By: The Contrarian

The Contrarian — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 14:56:31 +0000

If the Scarlet Knights didn’t win last night, rumors were swirling around the Governor Jon Corzine would order the State Police to secure the borders and not let the team back in because no real New Jerseyan would be caught dead wearing a cowboy hat and playing with cow poop. If my home state ever hosts a bowl game, perhaps we can outfit visiting teams in matching Gucci sweatsuits and gold chains. I know that this would make Jim Tressel jealous, but we can let the players race around the New Jersey Turnpike at 160 mph in a blinged-out Escalade, since that is the normal speed limit anyway on the highway.

By: Wooderson

Wooderson — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 13:07:33 +0000

State University of New Jersey – 37
Kansas State University – 10

I think I see a pig flying past my window.

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 00:50:18 +0000

No, most State fans aren’t interested in pre-game festivities involving cows that don’t also include castration.

By: Southern Papa

Southern Papa — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 23:15:03 +0000

Yep, they forgot the bovine-sized lipsticks. If those Jersey boys had seen that, they would have sworn off beef forever.

By: RaginCajunRebel

RaginCajunRebel — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 22:17:01 +0000

“I don’t get it? What’s the big deal? It’s just cows in bras and panties. What else WOULD you want to do at a bowl game?” asks the Mississippi State fan, bewildered and aroused.

By: j.j.

j.j. — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 22:15:33 +0000

Players from Rutgers gamely participated in the rodeo bowl, a competition involving roping, dung-tossing and dressing cattle in women’s underwear.

Cow chips. They’re called cow chips.