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December 28, 2006

CAPTION CONTEST: FSU IN SAN FRAN STYLE

Filed under: Atlantic Coast Conference, HA-ha., Recruiting, bowld and the beautiful, coaches shilling, stabbing=passion, your worst nightmares by Stranko Montana

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31 Responses to “CAPTION CONTEST: FSU IN SAN FRAN STYLE”

1

RedDevilEA says:

“No wonder those recruits never called me back!”

December 28th, 2006 at 8:55 am
2

Barefeetbob says:

I wonder if I can petition the NCAA for an extra year of eligibility for these guys.

December 28th, 2006 at 9:11 am
3

Odell 51 says:

I wonder if one of these guys is Subcomandante Wayne?

Wow, I bet these guys would have loved playing for the seminoles.

I tired. I want to go take a nap.

This tour is long. I am glad I am wearing my depends.

December 28th, 2006 at 9:19 am
4

Mac says:

Yeah, this would work for our new indoor training facility.

December 28th, 2006 at 9:25 am
5

Pat says:

I bet those guys had to run the stadium steps at least 5 times.

December 28th, 2006 at 9:29 am
6

PV says:

Who took down Peter Warrick’s picture?

December 28th, 2006 at 9:30 am
7

RedDevilEA says:

Now this is something the other tour guides won’t tell you. In this particular cell-block, Ed Orgeron had what we call in the prison system, a “bitch”. And one night in a jealous rage Coach O took a make-shift knife or “shiv”, and cut out the bitch’s eyes. And as if this wasn’t enough retribution for Ed, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch’s ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!

December 28th, 2006 at 9:30 am
8

Cool Hand Mike says:

Anybody gotta a 40 time on these young bucks?

December 28th, 2006 at 9:31 am
9

Maize n Brew Dave says:

As “Tryin to git to you and that Booty” played softly on his iPod, Coach Bowden laughed quietly to himself, secure in the knowledge that while these men were condemed for armed robbery, he could kill a man simply to watch him die on a crowded street corner so long as the Seminoles beat UCLA. He then turned and shoved a shiv into his son Jeff’s stomach just to see if it was true, knowing again that it was a self-fulfilling conundrum. With a laugh, he turned back to the tour guide.

December 28th, 2006 at 9:35 am
10

PSUrob says:

Bowdendome: Three men enter, one man leaves (with a complimentary pair of fancy shoes)

December 28th, 2006 at 9:37 am
11

GamecockTony says:

“Hmmmm.. too white.

Hey, guys, check out this new daggum gadget here.
They call it a Walkman!”

December 28th, 2006 at 9:42 am
12

George P. Budell says:

Why don’t they just look for them on the eBay?

December 28th, 2006 at 9:42 am
13

sandman227 says:

Red Devil,

Outstanding “SIMAAM” reference….thanks for the flashback

December 28th, 2006 at 9:50 am
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beatAuburn says:

Too bad this place shut down, I could’ve filled all my scholarships right here on this trip and taken the rest of the year off. When’s that Fulmer Cup thing start again?

December 28th, 2006 at 9:51 am
15

PJ says:

Where the hell are Hinckley and Oswald?

December 28th, 2006 at 10:03 am
16

Doug says:

Did y’all hear Dan Fouts make a reference to the Noles’ trip to Alcatraz in the broadcast last night? He said something along the lines of “No truth to the rumor that a bunch of their relatives used to be housed there,” or something like that.

December 28th, 2006 at 10:05 am
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4chickens-and-a-coke says:

I got two:

Sweet–I’ve found my next possession receiver.

or

Isn’t that [NAME REDACTED]??

December 28th, 2006 at 10:24 am
18

GT98 says:

I always wondered what happened to Adrian McPherson.

December 28th, 2006 at 10:26 am
19

Fire Glen Mason says:

I ain’t used a white wide receiver in a coon’s age, but these guys just look like they’d be my kind of kids. Let’s get ‘em to Dillards.

December 28th, 2006 at 10:26 am
20

Leisure Suit Shula says:

“Well I will be damned, if it ain’t ole Freddie Rouse’s daddy”

December 28th, 2006 at 10:35 am
21

FishFan-GatorMan says:

I think these boys deserve a second chance.

December 28th, 2006 at 11:11 am
22

Will says:

I thought that this was the West Virginia Football Hall of Fame; those daggum convicts look like my first team.

December 28th, 2006 at 11:13 am
23

Mark says:

Blow, blow, seminole wind.

December 28th, 2006 at 11:27 am
24

The Contrarian says:

What the photo doesn’t tell you is that Jim Tressel has already gotten verbal commitments from these fellows.

December 28th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
25

tbone stallone says:

His search continues to replace super wide out Fred Rouse

December 28th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
26

Tom says:

Bet they wish they played for me. Then all they’d have to do is sit out the Duke game.

December 28th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
27

Drew says:

“Dadgummit, is that Jaburglar Gaffney?

December 28th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
28

The Duke of Wazzu says:

“Where’s my dadgum Flo-duh Hi-way Puh-troll (Florida Highway Patrol) escort?

Oh I forgot, he’s gettin’ his pistol polished and he ain’t at no gun shop!”

December 29th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
29

Cap says:

“I guess wide right probably meant something different to those fellas in this place….hey Mickey, where’s my dadgum Wham Careless Whisper cd?”

December 30th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
30

Dawg N Suds says:

Dadgummit Janikowski!

I know you’re in there!

January 1st, 2007 at 1:37 am
31

MCab says:

But it doesn’t say if they gave 100% percent or not.

January 1st, 2007 at 3:30 pm