CAPTION CONTEST: FSU IN SAN FRAN STYLE

by Stranko on Dec 28, 2006 8:48 AM EST

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“No wonder those recruits never called me back!”

by RedDevilEA on Dec 28, 2006 8:55 AM EST reply actions

I wonder if I can petition the NCAA for an extra year of eligibility for these guys.

by Barefeetbob on Dec 28, 2006 9:11 AM EST reply actions

I wonder if one of these guys is Subcomandante Wayne?

Wow, I bet these guys would have loved playing for the seminoles.

I tired. I want to go take a nap.

This tour is long. I am glad I am wearing my depends.

by Odell 51 on Dec 28, 2006 9:19 AM EST reply actions

Yeah, this would work for our new indoor training facility.

by Mac on Dec 28, 2006 9:25 AM EST reply actions

I bet those guys had to run the stadium steps at least 5 times.

by Pat on Dec 28, 2006 9:29 AM EST reply actions

Who took down Peter Warrick’s picture?

by PV on Dec 28, 2006 9:30 AM EST reply actions

Now this is something the other tour guides won’t tell you. In this particular cell-block, Ed Orgeron had what we call in the prison system, a “bitch”. And one night in a jealous rage Coach O took a make-shift knife or “shiv”, and cut out the bitch’s eyes. And as if this wasn’t enough retribution for Ed, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch’s ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!

by RedDevilEA on Dec 28, 2006 9:30 AM EST reply actions

Anybody gotta a 40 time on these young bucks?

by Cool Hand Mike on Dec 28, 2006 9:31 AM EST reply actions

As “Tryin to git to you and that Booty” played softly on his iPod, Coach Bowden laughed quietly to himself, secure in the knowledge that while these men were condemed for armed robbery, he could kill a man simply to watch him die on a crowded street corner so long as the Seminoles beat UCLA. He then turned and shoved a shiv into his son Jeff’s stomach just to see if it was true, knowing again that it was a self-fulfilling conundrum. With a laugh, he turned back to the tour guide.

by Maize n Brew Dave on Dec 28, 2006 9:35 AM EST reply actions

Bowdendome: Three men enter, one man leaves (with a complimentary pair of fancy shoes)

by PSUrob on Dec 28, 2006 9:37 AM EST reply actions

“Hmmmm.. too white.

Hey, guys, check out this new daggum gadget here.
They call it a Walkman!"

by GamecockTony on Dec 28, 2006 9:42 AM EST reply actions

Why don’t they just look for them on the eBay?

by George P. Budell on Dec 28, 2006 9:42 AM EST reply actions

Red Devil,

Outstanding “SIMAAM” reference….thanks for the flashback

by sandman227 on Dec 28, 2006 9:50 AM EST reply actions

Too bad this place shut down, I could’ve filled all my scholarships right here on this trip and taken the rest of the year off. When’s that Fulmer Cup thing start again?

by beatAuburn on Dec 28, 2006 9:51 AM EST reply actions

Where the hell are Hinckley and Oswald?

by PJ on Dec 28, 2006 10:03 AM EST reply actions

Did y’all hear Dan Fouts make a reference to the Noles’ trip to Alcatraz in the broadcast last night? He said something along the lines of “No truth to the rumor that a bunch of their relatives used to be housed there,” or something like that.

by Doug on Dec 28, 2006 10:05 AM EST reply actions