Comments on: GOLDEN UNICYLE DIARIES: PETER AND ORSON ON BOWL SEASON, PART TWO

By: Odell 51

Odell 51 — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:24:38 +0000

This is a peanutty asslog of a game. No–those are memorable.

The funniest thing written on the blog in my 8 months of reading. I spit my drink up.

By: kleph

kleph — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:01:26 +0000

damn! i had ’sendero luminoso’ and ‘burj dubai’ in the obscure reference pool. oh well, better luck next wek.

By: Nate

Nate — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:47:35 +0000

Here in Japan, now that Koizumi has left the PM position, he’s returned to his former career of porn star. No one plows the rice fields like Junichiro!

By: Beergut

Beergut — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:38:40 +0000

Sorry, but anyone who knows as little about football as Peanut Butter does should have no place at the discussion table.

By: Hokie Andrew - Crosses Ocean, Lives to tell the tale...

Hokie Andrew - Crosses Ocean, Lives to tell the tale... — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:32:06 +0000

Over under on the number of pints LSU’s defense will drink out of Quinn’s polished skull by the end of the night? I put the line at a pony keg. That stats on this don’t look good at all for the Domers. But on the bright side you won’t have to listen to complains about how much LSU sucked, just the more common “Why are they in this game again” type questions.

I highly recommend the tittays though.

By: adam

adam — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:18:34 +0000

speaking of laughing that crying children, did you see the photos of santorum’s concession speech? the sight of his children crying keeps me warm on cold, cold nights.

By: BDoc

BDoc — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:09:02 +0000

History lessons mixed with college football? And my dad says the Internet is full of crap.

Oh well, at least he doesn’t blame the eBay.

By: canuck

canuck — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:04:54 +0000

Highly digressive is a slight understatement. Pre-teens at a pillow fight would need a few uppers to get in hailing distance of the frenetics on display.

By: VandyJ

VandyJ — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:53:27 +0000

Koizumi, utilitarianism, and the revelation that Dennis Franchione is, in fact, a tit?

You are my new best friend. Please call me every ten minutes.

By: canuck

canuck — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:42:26 +0000

Orson, It wasn’t a freakin’ committee this time. We were all looking forward to that neutral site game against the Gators and dammed Carrol had to send out Booty in the 4th quarter against UCLA on account of it being illegal for us to loan ‘em Quinn.

LSU at home was the SEC team we didn’t want. Now we get to beat ‘em anyways and hear how there were no good.

By: everloyal

everloyal — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:30:29 +0000

Holy shit I was just saying to myself that EDSBS needed a good Junichiro Koizumi reference these days. Great timing.

By: ToddKAT

ToddKAT — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:25:52 +0000

Feel the K-State love in here. Our quarterbacks may be retarded….ok they are retarded….but at least they have real names, though they may or may not be prima donnas. K-State will do well in the Texas Bowl until Tony Soprano and Big Pussy come over to the K-State bench and shoot Ron Prince six times in the face before giving Raheem Morris a pair of cement slippers and dumping him in the Gulf of Mexico.

By: PJ from NU in SF

PJ from NU in SF — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:32:04 +0000

I have to agree… Ford Field is da bomb, even when our boys are getting smacked around by a MAC team. Now if only they could get a professional football team in Detroit…

Oh, one other thing… you guys are spending way too much time talking about moobs. Ick.

For the record, I am not interested in the coaching job at Alabama.

By: Rob G

Rob G — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:09:46 +0000

A Bentham reference? Good lord man.