URBAN MEYER, IRONIST.
Urban Meyer: ironist. As other have pointed out, that odd expression where he pulls his lips back to reveal his teeth may be what most would call “a smile.”
December 15, 2006
ACK.
Maybe Charlie Strong not getting a head coaching job makes sense, since he’s calling [NAME REDACTED] for beta on the Buckeyes.
GOLDEN UNICYLE DIARIES: PETER AND ORSON ON BOWL SEASON, PART TWO
Part Two of the Golden Unicycle Diaries, a highly digressive discussion between Orson and Peter Bean of Burnt Orange Nation.
We discuss the remaining bowls of the early bowl season, and wonder out loud if Dennis Erickson will make it out of Hawaii and ever coach a game at Arizona State. Features stunning Fark of Erickson jumping into volcano on golf cart.
Part one is below. Read it if you dare.
“This might end before it starts.”
Enjoy.
OS: Sheraton Hawaii Bowl. Arizona State and Hawaii.
PB: Now that has a nice ring to it.
OS: I love hotel sponsored bowls. Make me think of overbleached towels and ten dollar porn movies.
PB: Do we get our first shot of Dennis Erickson, mai tai in hand, two hot hawaiian babes on each arm?
OS: Switch the number of drinks and women.
PB: This may end before it begins. Right there in Hawaii.
PB: Berman and Erickson playing golf, getting wasted, a sexual assault. WOOP!
OS: Dennis Erickson drives equipment cart into volcano.
OS: Dennis Erickson goes on whale watch, attempts to beat up blue whale, devoured with camelback full of hobo wine still strapped to his back.
OS: OMG I am so glad he’s coaching again.
PB: Your job as writer just got so much better.
GOLDEN UNICYLE DIARIES: PETER AND ORSON ON BOWL SEASON, PART ONE
Peter from Burnt Orange Nation has a tendency to get off topic when he talks to us. Or vice versa. We’re really not sure which one comes first. At any rate, our first exchange about the USC/UCLA game was so much fun we decided to morph it into a semi-regular feature.
Since the first one ended up with Pete Carroll riding a golden unicycle, we’re dubbing the discussions “The Golden Unicycle Diaries.” We cover the early bowl season today in two parts. Stick around for part two: it will feature a stunning photoshop of someone very special riding a golf cart into a volcano.
Enjoy.
Peter Bean: howdy
Orson Swindle: hola
PB: was looking for you on yahoo
OS: At gym.
PB: natch
OS:Vainly trying to work off blogger weight.
PB: Our physical appearance is important. People look up to us.
OS: Only if they’re laying on the floor. Bloggers love them some couch.
Bloggers: gym rats, if by gym you mean “pizzeria.”
PB: So how far into the bowl season you wanna go here?
OS: Lemme pull up the schedule, here.
PB: By the way, the most remarkable thing I’ve seen in ages was brought o my attention today. And it involves your site. (more…)
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