THIS SUCKS.

by Orson on Dec 14, 2006 11:05 AM EST

The Subcommandante might have to cancel his evening of lovin' humpin' with Jenn Sterger (only 600 dollars, dude!!!) if Time Warner doesn't pick up the Big Ten Channel as part of their package in the big O, hombres. No way Mom's shelling out for that, which means selling my WoW loot to watch the Buckeyes. Either that or selling my blood again.

It doesn't hurt, though. Bleeding for love never does, though bleeding for lunch or a new spoiler for the Grand Am doesn't, either. At least I hope they have some awesome shows. Like it would be awesome if they just had a whole show of [NAME REDACTED] waterskiing. You know, just a camera on him. He'd be popping tricks and flexing for ten minutes, but here's the cool part: every time he fell, they'd show the words YOU SUCK!!! in huge letters.

The Subcommandante would totally sell a little bit of his life punch for that show on tap.

The Big Ten Network better have this show.

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Could we also see [NAME ALSO REDACTED] slapping himself on camera?

by daviehamsufferer97 on Dec 14, 2006 1:15 PM EST reply actions

What’s With the Jenn Sterger Negative Commentary Dept?:

I think the sub-comandante is confusing Jenn Sterger’s college. (She goes to FSU not UF.)

I would suggest you find a better target from UF. (I would help out an look for one, just for kicks, but I do not have time right now. This work thing gets in the way sometimes.)

By the way, where did the $600 cost estimate come from? Makes no sense.

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Dec 14, 2006 2:55 PM EST reply actions

SKLM, look here for Jenn’s asking price:

http://thebiglead.com/?p=1477

by parker91 on Dec 14, 2006 3:10 PM EST reply actions

Now now, let’s not get too angry at the Subcommandante. A #79 education will leave you confused on any number of issues.

by Rusty on Dec 14, 2006 3:34 PM EST reply actions

$60 for a Tranny Hooker seems more accurate than $600. Some friends and I went to DC with the intent of buying a hooker to play hopscotch with, and a friend at GWU said $100 would be more than enough for a full female. So a man-face in Tally would have to be less than that (lower standard of living an all)

by Rob G on Dec 14, 2006 3:45 PM EST reply actions