MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: GARTHE KNIGHT
Your Mustache Wednesday Featured Mustache of the Day: Garthe Knight: dashing man of international intrigue, tractor-trailer-rig-of-unstoppable-terror visionary, gambler, and evil, evil twin brother of Michael Knight…who most certainly was not just David Hasselhoff with the donut duster and chin-splitter flued on.
Remember: evil loves to ventilate the ol’ man pelt with a loose shirt unbuttoned to at least the second button. It also loves superfluous vowels on names.
Definitely not David Hasselhoff: evil twin Garthe Knight.
To see the high point of Garthe’s career as a poorly-organized international madman, watch the clip below. Tractor trailer rigs as means of extortion + AFrican dictator in need of stolen missiles=bad business plan.
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As the immortal Johnny Socko once sang, I feel more like David Hasselhoff every day…
“Best damn TV acting since Joyce DeWitt…”
Comment by Papa Lou BSU — December 14, 2006 @ 11:35 am
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Rob/Mosby– don’t forget about Mr. Feeny’s career as a doctor in Boston. He learned how to deal wth crazy people like Howie Mandell and Ed Begley, Jr. there…
Comment by AllWhoYonder — December 14, 2006 @ 11:04 am
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Grimey,
Great point.
But at least shows had writers back then.
Comment by GamecockTony — December 14, 2006 @ 9:48 am
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Rob:
Seriously. Who other than George Feeny could pull off teaching/principalling/deaning/professoring the same kids from 3rd grade through college?
A master educator, indeed.
Comment by Mosby — December 14, 2006 @ 9:40 am
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Oh crap.
Here comes the Subcommandante Wayne.
Comment by daviehamsufferer97 — December 14, 2006 @ 9:37 am
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According to Wiki, they aren’t biological brothers. Garthe was imprisoned in Africa, and may or may not have been the model for Michael’s reconstructive surgery.
It makes complete sense now.
Comment by Chg — December 14, 2006 @ 9:32 am
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Those African dictators really know how to tailgate! A phat RV, bottles of chilled Dom, comfy chairs, henchmen with AK-47s and dynamite! That’s what Subcommandante Wayne is bringing on January 8th (if he can get the Grand Am running first). That and his stock of dynamite is running low after the UM game, Heisman ceremony, and that all-night jam session with his Nickelback cover band, The Dirty Knees.
Comment by tOSU_radar — December 14, 2006 @ 9:29 am
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“KITT I smell a rat”! Gee, Michael, did the exploding cliffs give it away?
Comment by tOSU_radar — December 14, 2006 @ 9:18 am