MUCK FICHIGAN IS SO DONE...
by Orson on Dec 12, 2006 3:00 PM EST
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PrintMichiganZone is accusing Florida of selling out by replacing the "Celebrating 100 Years of Football" patch Florida's worn all season with a Tostito's patch. We couldn't agree more, since Florida was so much better when they weren't all corporate and shit and were all indied up and doing their own thing, man.
The Vegas line should have moved up three points with the very appearance of the word "Tostitos" in association with Florida, since the last time Florida played in a Tostitos-sponsored bowl VERY BAD THINGS ARRRGGHHAAAHHsllggghhh (slobbering at keyboard, twitching, revived with paddles and injection of adrenaline)...where were we?
Nurse! Crash cart! NOW!
Anyway, two Buckeye notes, since we're going to be playing them sometime in the near future.
First, the Heisman Trophy represents a clear and present danger to our country. Airport security told me so, so it must be true. Perhaps they're acting on some crazy notion that Heisman Trophy award winners have a slightly greater statistical propensity to kill people, though having 1986 winner Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's name on the trophy didn't help things, either.
(You don't remember his whole "the Jews killed Jesus" acceptance speech? Oh, sorry, that was
another Heisman winner, FSU's own Charlie Ward, a bit later on in his career. Just boys being boys!)
The second Buckeye note: Florida's already lost the rap game, since C-bus is bringing the flow like this, son. He says wishes he wasn't so plastered at the end of this; we were really wanting to be plastered by the end, but it is 3 o'clock, and that's not all that unusual around here, anyway.
Umm...enjoy? (Audio NSFW, natch.)
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Airport security clearly doesn’t respect the heisemen. Shame on them.
by Rob on Dec 12, 2006 3:02 PM EST reply actions
BRILLIANT!! However, dude needs to show a little more emotion…perhaps take a lesson or two from “Lil’ Trill”.
by Aerobab on Dec 12, 2006 3:07 PM EST reply actions
I had a dream the other night that Michigan beat Ohio State… that’s how I knew it was a dream.
by hazer on Dec 12, 2006 3:12 PM EST reply actions
Not so fast, zzgator. I didn’t see any premature echompulation in that clip. Victory isn’t guaranteed…yet.
by Aerobab on Dec 12, 2006 3:13 PM EST reply actions
Aerobab…you just made me watch the Devil Walk again…and I thank you for that! State championship or not…them Devils are crunk!
No Ohio boy can compete with that awesomeness.
by zzgator on Dec 12, 2006 3:14 PM EST reply actions
The lack of emotion is part of his jail-face, c’mon! If he let’s on he’s not a killa the boys in the (suburban neighbor) hood will fuck him up righteous.
by OhioDawg on Dec 12, 2006 3:15 PM EST reply actions
Excessive use of the “f” word = premature echompulation in this instance.
by zzgator on Dec 12, 2006 3:16 PM EST reply actions
And someone should point out to the Michigan Zone that both schools have that patch on their jersey.
by zzgator on Dec 12, 2006 3:23 PM EST reply actions
that kid takes the concept of whiteness as a way of being beyond acutal skin color to a whole new level. my favorite line might be the first where he says “we’re here to take over with more lethal weapon than danny glover”. totally sweet. also awesome-“rollin’ back to columbus, with us, get back on your fuckin’ bus”. I think nas and jay z and 2pac (wherever he’s hiding out) better be quaking in their boots. seriously, by putting that video on youtube he could’ve set race relations back by 20 years easy.
by rolliefingersmustache on Dec 12, 2006 3:36 PM EST reply actions
The Tostitos patch doesn’t really bother me that much. When Florida wore those jerseys with one orange shoulder—that bothered me.
by J.J. on Dec 12, 2006 3:46 PM EST reply actions
I had to stop listening because gray matter was starting to drip out of my ears, and I really can’t spare it on behalf of “rappers” who have less ability with rhyme and meter than the average four year old.
by DC Trojan on Dec 12, 2006 4:04 PM EST reply actions
Hold on there, cowboy. I think the premature echompulation only counts if it’s a player.
And the first Buckeye player I see do that, don’t need to worry ‘bout no NFL draft, ’cause I’LL have a better upside when they’re trying to run the 40 with no kneecaps.
I’ll be waiting at the Horseshoe for them to get off the bus, hammer in hand, if I see anyone in scarlet and gray perform that kiss-of-death move.
by Miller on Dec 12, 2006 4:05 PM EST reply actions
My city of Columbus continues to embarass itself at every turn.
by Pellee on Dec 12, 2006 4:07 PM EST reply actions
looks like we have both patches on there. Michigan loses again.
by BIGMIKE on Dec 12, 2006 4:33 PM EST reply actions
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by Marlon on Dec 12, 2006 4:37 PM EST reply actions
C-Bus? Unfortunately “short” doesn’t start with a “c”.
And January 2, 1996 never, ever happened.
by BDoc on Dec 12, 2006 4:42 PM EST reply actions
I had no idea Mark Wahlberg was an Ohio State Fan.
by Tiger VI on Dec 12, 2006 4:44 PM EST reply actions
Who woulda thought there were people like that running around – and serious. If I ever felt compelled to do that, I would END IT!
by King Harvest on Dec 12, 2006 4:45 PM EST reply actions
He didnt get the memo that he should be in a public library jacking it to porn when wearing atire like that?
by GatorInGeorgia on Dec 12, 2006 4:46 PM EST reply actions
attire too. I guess I need to go check out a dictionary.
by GatorInGeorgia on Dec 12, 2006 4:58 PM EST reply actions
Dear God,
It’s me again… listen, can you please erase the last five minutes of my memory. No, I tried slamming my head beneath the hood of my car, but sadly, it didn’t work and I still can’t get the image of Kevin Federline F’ing me up in a bus (or whatever he was trying to say) out of my head.
Sincerely Yours,
LSUfan
by LSUfan on Dec 12, 2006 5:03 PM EST reply actions
I originally posted this under the Jarvis Moss thread, but it really belongs here.
Good or not, it takes balls to willingly post your white-ass rap on YouTube! I still don’t get that "beast from the east" thing though. Ohio is basically the fat kid from middle school recess: neither the East nor the Midwest really want us on their team.
by tOSU_radar on Dec 12, 2006 5:05 PM EST reply actions
GatorInGeorgia – I guess you were “busy” when you should have been looking that up in the library.
BTW, is that the first Buckeye Fan on camera that was NOT hidden in a library by Carl Monday or placed above the counter in a Kwik-E-Mart? No buckstache, either.
by tOSU_radar on Dec 12, 2006 5:11 PM EST reply actions
Clearly he’s wearing the shirt so he doesn’t misspell “Ohio” in the beginning.
Although am I the only person who thought that “it should be UFS because you fucking suck” was funny? Because I did.
by Desmond Brady on Dec 12, 2006 5:50 PM EST reply actions
#22, If Deadspin is a college football blog then this must be ESBSSMTWRFS.
by canuck on Dec 12, 2006 6:02 PM EST reply actions
You can bill Sports Media Challenge when the spambots arrive.
by canuck on Dec 12, 2006 6:04 PM EST reply actions
100 years patch… Tostitos patch… Nicorette patch…
No matter to me. Just puhleeeeeze DO NOT WEAR THE ORANGE PANTS
by white-boned demon on Dec 12, 2006 7:35 PM EST reply actions
The orange pants might not be a bad idea. Then we’d think it’s just Illinois.
by tOSU_radar on Dec 12, 2006 8:31 PM EST reply actions
tOSU_radar, you just made me realize that the Zooker has a total Orange and Blue fetish.
Maybe the Illini will sport the orange shoulder soon too.
Long live the water skier!
by Patrick on Dec 12, 2006 8:57 PM EST reply actions
First, never let Nike design anything or you’ll end up an orange and blue version of Oregon.
Second, that kid confirms you can’t spell crap without rap in it.
by Crabapple Buck on Dec 12, 2006 9:38 PM EST reply actions
Patrick – I didn’t think you were allowed to speak [REDACTEDer]’s name here. Uh oh!
by tOSU_radar on Dec 12, 2006 10:03 PM EST reply actions
Holy shit, that’s embarrasing and is bad karma for my Bucks. Thank God we have Troy Smith
by GoBucks on Dec 12, 2006 11:20 PM EST reply actions
Question: Would it be possible to retroactively transfer from Ohio State to Florida?
Someone was apparently plastered when they uploaded that monstrosity to YouTube as well….
by West Norwich on Dec 12, 2006 11:23 PM EST reply actions
http://www.thoroughbredtimes.com/horsehealth/hhview.asp?recno=68228&subsec=
huh-huh…uh, huh-huh, huh. You said, “large animal reproduction facility.”
by Panhandler on Dec 12, 2006 11:25 PM EST reply actions
GoBucks, I wouldn’t go thanking God for someone who thought that one piece of carry-on luggage meant “45 pound hunk of metal that is totally going to get confiscated”….I mean, Heisman trophy.
by Pellee on Dec 13, 2006 12:48 AM EST reply actions
Gangster Dept:
Comment by sjs1959 (Comment No. 36):
“Charlie Weis is more gangsta than that dude…..”
sjs1959: I think Charlie Weis’ son is more gangsta than the Vanilla-Ice-Wanna-Be!
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Dec 13, 2006 8:56 AM EST reply actions
Why must you post pictures of Cthulu like that, I still have flashbacks to the night the untacklable one ran roughshod through our defense.
by Socraticsilence on Dec 13, 2006 12:20 PM EST reply actions
Word to that guys’s Mother. I really feel sorry for her.
by b. thomas on Dec 13, 2006 12:58 PM EST reply actions
im sure theres people like this guy in gainesville, ive never run into them or hung out with them but, i promise you, theyre there!
by jimtavis on Dec 14, 2006 11:04 AM EST reply actions
I don’t think there’ll be alot of spam to the site, if anything, the release will help EDSBS earn money because marketers are going to want to advertise on tEDSBS because it’s so popular.
by Marlon on Dec 14, 2006 2:09 PM EST reply actions
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