UNIVISION CHEESECAKE: EVEN FATTIES GET ARM CANDY
While punters continue to hunt the most dangerous game of all–man–we present our Friday cheesecake for the people. All images come courtesy of Univision, who provides us with the official Ladies of EDSBS, the women of Republica Deportiva.
Picture one provides indisputable proof that it’s bueno to be Fernando, and also that Univision has not given up on its policy of maintaining a mathematically inverse relationship between the attractiveness of the women depicted and the men they toy with on screen.

Fernando, you debonair bastard, you.
Picture two is more traditional cheesecake. Imagine Fernando screaming “AYYY QUE LINDAAAAAHHHHH!!!” because that is precisely what he would do if narrating this post. And yes, you’ll have to click the jump which we know you will, you sad, sad person you.

We hope this makes up for Subcommandante Wayne. De nada.









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Pants McPants says:
Man, there’s just nothing like a hot girl in a Catholic school girl plaid skirt to make me think OMFG!!1! GIMME GIMME GIMME!! PANTS WANNA POKE POKE POKE IN THE POKEY PLACES!!1!!…They’re pretty….
(portions of above blatantly psuedo-plagiarized from Brian at mgoblog- thanks)
And speaking of “fatties gettin’ some” anyone see the blonde sitting next to Wisconsin OL Joe Thomas last night at the ESPN/Northeast Coast (serving all of PA and portions of NJ) Assoc Awards show? Wowza…Not that Joe is fat, per se, I mean, especially if he reads this board and/or knows who I am…..Because I wish Mr. Thomas the best of luck you haters…Shame on you…
December 8th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
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Brian says:
That ass is bordering on vidagueraaish. Make it clap bitch!!
December 8th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
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Aerobab says:
What’s wrong with being a “sad, sad person”? My day is now complete, and my productivity for the rest of the day has been shot to hell!
¡Gracias y Dios Bendice, Orson y Stranko!
December 8th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
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DAve says:
Que bonita.
You keep this up, you guys are gonna need to register cadadíadebesersábado.com.
DAve
December 8th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
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S says:
hey ese, me coto me quite me roto. ai e broto.
nice mamalones on those chicas or something. that chick that co-hosts that show with that dude is pretty fine in a fresa-mexican type of way/
December 8th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
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Ted Ginn did Everythin' says:
god, i miss wayne.
December 8th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
Ay Caramba Dept:
After a whole mess of tOSU stuff it is great that this site has been cleansed with the t&a’s of hot babes!
December 8th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
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Doug says:
See, Catholicism can’t be that bad if it’s responsible for stuff like the schoolgirl uniform. We’re gonna have to take a mulligan on the Crusades.
December 8th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
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AUgrad says:
This is related to Florida the state and not the university -
Beware of the elf -
http://www.local6.com/news/10485255/detail.html
December 8th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
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grits-n-gravy says:
I watch that show every Sunday, in prep for mexican league soccer matches…Gameday’s got nuthin compared to this. And the best part: NO Big & Rich to pollute your ears
December 8th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
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zzgator says:
You guys aren’t actually calling the guy in that photo fat are you?
December 8th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Fernando’s not exactly svelte, but perhaps we overstated the case. See this guy for a better example of Univision hotties hanging on fatty:
December 8th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
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Mr. Wrong says:
If I’m ever interviewed by Baba Wawa, I now have an answer to the question: “If you were a twee, what kind of twee would you be”?
December 8th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
Re: The second photo– ouch! Although I hear that when you get a boob job sometimes your nipple sensation never returns…
December 8th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
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zzgator says:
Okay Orson…THAT guy qualifies as fat.
December 8th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
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Ryan says:
I actually work at One Capital Plaza in Buckhead where Univision has an office.
I have yet to see anything like that on the elevator.
December 8th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
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Peter Bean says:
You can’t spell Latina without ‘TnA’
I heart Univision.
December 8th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
Orson,
If you make up with TCOAN as well as you just made up with us, your special someone’s gonna stick with you through sickness and in health…and all those other vows and things. Like, forever, man.
Viva las chicas guapas y bonitas!!!
December 8th, 2006 at 7:12 pm
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steve says:
holy moley! that beats rodriguez’ wife, the hillbillies favorite chaquita
December 8th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
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Justin M says:
That chick’s hands are sabado GIGANTE! They make her arms look like oars…
Of course, her amazing rack and spectacular hindquarters make up for it.
December 9th, 2006 at 7:25 am
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dbldomer7375 says:
Well, remember grandpa telling me to marry a woman with small hands.
Then he mumbled something about making it look bigger. I was young at the time…
December 9th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
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crazy tom says:
Is that Myles L Berman, top gun DUI attorney?
(If anyone knows why I know that name, despite never having lived within 2000 miles of LA, nor having been picked up for DUI, I’ll give you a shiny penny. The really sad part is that I remembered his face through all these years…)
December 9th, 2006 at 10:55 pm
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SunDawg says:
If you look closely, you’ll notice that’s a palm and not a tree. As for the grapefruits, …
December 11th, 2006 at 11:16 am