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UNIVISION CHEESECAKE: EVEN FATTIES GET ARM CANDY

While punters continue to hunt the most dangerous game of all--man--we present our Friday cheesecake for the people. All images come courtesy of Univision, who provides us with the official Ladies of EDSBS, the women of Republica Deportiva.

Picture one provides indisputable proof that it's bueno to be Fernando, and also that Univision has not given up on its policy of maintaining a mathematically inverse relationship between the attractiveness of the women depicted and the men they toy with on screen.


Fernando, you debonair bastard, you.

Picture two is more traditional cheesecake. Imagine Fernando screaming "AYYY QUE LINDAAAAAHHHHH!!!" because that is precisely what he would do if narrating this post. And yes, you'll have to click the jump which we know you will, you sad, sad person you.

Star-divide


We hope this makes up for Subcommandante Wayne. De nada.

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Man, there’s just nothing like a hot girl in a Catholic school girl plaid skirt to make me think OMFG GIMME GIMME GIMME!! PANTS WANNA POKE POKE POKE IN THE POKEY PLACES…They’re pretty….

(portions of above blatantly psuedo-plagiarized from Brian at mgoblog- thanks)

And speaking of “fatties gettin’ some” anyone see the blonde sitting next to Wisconsin OL Joe Thomas last night at the ESPN/Northeast Coast (serving all of PA and portions of NJ) Assoc Awards show? Wowza…Not that Joe is fat, per se, I mean, especially if he reads this board and/or knows who I am…..Because I wish Mr. Thomas the best of luck you haters…Shame on you…

by Pants McPants on Dec 8, 2006 1:40 PM EST reply actions  

That ass is bordering on vidagueraaish. Make it clap bitch!!

by Brian on Dec 8, 2006 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

What’s wrong with being a “sad, sad person”? My day is now complete, and my productivity for the rest of the day has been shot to hell!

¡Gracias y Dios Bendice, Orson y Stranko!

by Aerobab on Dec 8, 2006 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

Que bonita.

You keep this up, you guys are gonna need to register cadadíadebesersábado.com.

DAve

by DAve on Dec 8, 2006 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

hey ese, me coto me quite me roto. ai e broto.

nice mamalones on those chicas or something. that chick that co-hosts that show with that dude is pretty fine in a fresa-mexican type of way/

by S on Dec 8, 2006 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

god, i miss wayne.

by Ted Ginn did Everythin' on Dec 8, 2006 2:28 PM EST reply actions  

Ay Caramba Dept:

After a whole mess of tOSU stuff it is great that this site has been cleansed with the t&a’s of hot babes!

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Dec 8, 2006 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

See, Catholicism can’t be that bad if it’s responsible for stuff like the schoolgirl uniform. We’re gonna have to take a mulligan on the Crusades.

by Doug on Dec 8, 2006 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

This is related to Florida the state and not the university -

Beware of the elf -
http://www.local6.com/news/10485255/detail.html

by AUgrad on Dec 8, 2006 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

I watch that show every Sunday, in prep for mexican league soccer matches…Gameday’s got nuthin compared to this. And the best part: NO Big & Rich to pollute your ears

by grits-n-gravy on Dec 8, 2006 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

You guys aren’t actually calling the guy in that photo fat are you?

by zzgator on Dec 8, 2006 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

Fernando’s not exactly svelte, but perhaps we overstated the case. See this guy for a better example of Univision hotties hanging on fatty:

by Orson Swindle on Dec 8, 2006 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

If I’m ever interviewed by Baba Wawa, I now have an answer to the question: “If you were a twee, what kind of twee would you be”?

by Mr. Wrong on Dec 8, 2006 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

Re: The second photo— ouch! Although I hear that when you get a boob job sometimes your nipple sensation never returns…

by The Conscience of a Nation on Dec 8, 2006 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

Okay Orson…THAT guy qualifies as fat.

by zzgator on Dec 8, 2006 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

I actually work at One Capital Plaza in Buckhead where Univision has an office.

I have yet to see anything like that on the elevator. :(

by Ryan on Dec 8, 2006 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

You can’t spell Latina without ‘TnA’

I heart Univision.

by Peter Bean on Dec 8, 2006 4:02 PM EST reply actions  

Orson,

If you make up with TCOAN as well as you just made up with us, your special someone’s gonna stick with you through sickness and in health…and all those other vows and things. Like, forever, man.

Viva las chicas guapas y bonitas!!!

by SeaTrojan on Dec 8, 2006 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

holy moley! that beats rodriguez’ wife, the hillbillies favorite chaquita

by steve on Dec 8, 2006 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

That chick’s hands are sabado GIGANTE! They make her arms look like oars…

Of course, her amazing rack and spectacular hindquarters make up for it.

by Justin M on Dec 9, 2006 7:25 AM EST reply actions  

Well, remember grandpa telling me to marry a woman with small hands.

Then he mumbled something about making it look bigger. I was young at the time…

by dbldomer7375 on Dec 9, 2006 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

Is that Myles L Berman, top gun DUI attorney?

(If anyone knows why I know that name, despite never having lived within 2000 miles of LA, nor having been picked up for DUI, I’ll give you a shiny penny. The really sad part is that I remembered his face through all these years…)

by crazy tom on Dec 9, 2006 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

If you look closely, you’ll notice that’s a palm and not a tree. As for the grapefruits, …

by SunDawg on Dec 11, 2006 11:16 AM EST reply actions  

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