DO THE DEVIL WALK: TIFT COUNTY HIGH STAYS CRUNK.

I have been blinded by awesomeness. Or moonshine addiction. One of the two.

While you all were busy singing and dancing, we Northerners invaded again and whooped your ass.

This is good. This is very, very good.

So, can I just say that totally kicks the ass of my high schools football promo vids, (which most consisted of guys flexing and saying “Welcome to the Gun Show”).

Oh and does anyone else think it would be hilarious to recut the video (and redub the specific passages) with Duke, my god it’d up the white quotient significantly.

Old white guys dancing to rap music (even if it’s dubbed in) is always awesome! This group, however, DOES NOT include Domer MBA’s.

The white guy went from awkward to hilariously awkward to hilariously awesome in the span of 3 minutes.

“Tift County High School faces Roswell High School at 6 p.m. Saturday in the Georgia Dome.”

And I thought Texas took HS football seriously.
WOW.

Speakerless work computer, from hell’s black heart, I stab at thee!

That kids got iller flows.

That’s just how we roll in the Dirty…

Gator and Cane recruit in a bit of trouble.

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/16192116.htm

Isn’t that two of your recruits this week? ;)

got the speakers working and….

Simply Remarkable. The South should bottle this stuff.

As far as the song, I always had a feeling the ‘Canes couldn’t beat a high school team. Here’s the proof.

Orson,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRKdabuW6_Y

From a hell of an engineer, hey!!

Yep, I think I’d like to enroll my kids there. I bet it has one heck of a fine arts department.

tOSU_radar, nice catch on the exclusion of Domer MBA’s. I think they are now stuck with that image in the same vein as Ned Beatty. WhenI see him or hear his name, all I can truly think of is ’Squeal like a pig".

Very mimimal ass-whooping comes from the North anymore Rusty.

Also, loved the video. Georgia football has become a serious presence on the national scene – if Tech can have the #4 ranked recruiting class based largely on in-state kids, that says something impressive.

How long will it take for Bank of America to adapt these lyrics to reflect their new banking services?

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qAuqq1LFnU

and for David Cross’s version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGGChOuCyJk

These kids know that you can’t roll into the A-town without a rap video. You should see mine that I titled “The Creamy Cracker”.

Actually, I go by Pete.

As awesome as the Devil Walk is, it finishes in runner-up position in the low-budge-South-Georgia-themed music video category to this masterpiece:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usAq0vMiiAA

There’s some kind of funk imbalance on that team.

A.G, you truly are a hell of an engineer.

A.G. I have no idea to be a little proud or a little ashamed that your youtube login name is Poisson Brackets.

Go with proud.

I believe I’m going to just embrace my Techness and go with it.

you’d be hard pressed to find a school as integrated in the north

There needs to be more love for the big uglies on the “O” line. Aside from that it was a good video.

Give Em Hell Pell, that’s actually a pretty good song.

I’m a Blue Devil fan. There are some major college recruits on this team too. Wide receiver Israel Troupe is a UGA commit. CB- Randy Parker carries a high GPA, a high SAT score, and is being recruited by SEC powers like Florida and Auburn along with prestigious academic institutions like Stanford and Vanderbilt. Safety Jay Gaskins will also end up at a D-1 school somewhere along with punter & placekicker Charlie Edwards. #44 Josh Abbott.. one of the white guys without rhythmn is the leading tackler on the defense as only a Sophomore with around 115 tackles!! He is the son of former FSU linebacker Bryce Abbott !

The only sad part is that the song will have to be changed next year, because he mentions so many Seniors’ names.

from the article about the recruit: ‘lewd and lascivious battery’. That is an amazing title for a crime. If you’re going to do something bad, at least make sure you can spell what it is you’re doing.

No kid with a high SAT score is choosing Auburn over Florida.

Unless…was the SAT score achieved through an independent study course?

You stay classy, Tift County.

The #1 rule of rocking is Don’t Stop Rocking.

I would also like to add that this video makes the Super Bowl Shuffle look like North Dakota Public Access.

Damn! I’m proud of my boyz! I spent a couple of years in Tifton back in the day. Football’s always been big there, but they never had the soundtrack. Until now.

Awesomeness, thy name is “Tift County”!

Awesome is as awesome does, but the song merely rips off Trick Daddy’s rip off of Ozzy. (And that’s no diss on Trick Daddy — “Let’s Go” completely rocks).

“you’d be hard pressed to find a school as integrated in the north”

Speaking as a lifelong Northerner, like hell you would. At least half of the high schools in my team’s conference were as such, and this was nearly twenty years ago. And I grew up in Indiana, for cripes’ sakes, a state not exactly known for its diversity.

Nevertheless, rock on, you Blue Devils, you…

These are the types of things one would expect from both a High Speed Internet City and the Turf Grass Capital of the World.

I’m shaking my fist at you zz; everyone knows the only reason UF has high SAT numbers is because the campus is 55% Asian.

And I’m pretty sure nobody named “Rusty” is leading an invasion anywhere.

Yeah, it’s like “Let’s Go” ripping off Ozzy, while simultaneously ripping off “Shut Up” by making it sound like a marching band.

Not only can these guys bring into your living room they are playing in the GA State 5A semi-finals tomorrow. Good Luck Devils!

Given that I have it to thank for introducing me to boiled peanuts and the wonders of what lies beneath a cheerleader’s spirit panties I must also attest to the awesomeness of high school football in Georgia.

BTW – for what it’s worth:
Students in top 10% of HS class at Stanford= 89%
Students in top 10% of HS class at Florida = 85%
Students in top 10% of HS class at Vandy = 79%

Can’t wait for the Parkview and Brookwood kids see this and get their parents to dish out the cash for a professionally produced rap video complete with cameo appearance of Snoop. Everyone in the 404 and 770 knows its gonna happen.

Cruzer, there was a study once done, and the only correlation with high SAT scores ended up being the ability to do well in basic math and english classes, so feel free to hang your hat on that. Believe me, Vandy and Stanford are looking a bit beyond that, mostly at legacies. I always love it when academics play a part in a football discussion because it is, to say the least, BS.

Papa Lou, aren’t you from Valparaiso? Everybody knows there ain’t no black people in Lutheranland, much less integrated schools.

But I’m glad to see Tift County keepin’ it real. Even if they look like they’re twelve years old.

i don’t care who those kids are rapping, that is freaking genius. seriously, what else do you know of that would totally dorky four foot tall bespectacled old white dudes from the South get down with the crunk?

My kids go to Tift County. They are members of the class of 2005, 2006, and 2007. We’re going to win in the dome, and then play for the state championship in Tifton.

Goo Gators!!!
2006 SEC Champs!!!

Love it. MLK would be proud: black kids, white kids, retards, moms and teachers all gettin’ down widdit.

Re: #19

Did I catch a Donnell Harvey in that SEGA vid?

Except for the technology—grainy 8 mm instead of digital, and the music—Four Tops instead of Lil’ Trill, important things haven’t changed in 35 years… What other sports blog but EDSBS can leave one misty-eyed and mistified?

“This is why living in the South is awesome beyond your ability to comprehend how awesome its awesomeness is,” says it all. Please excuse me while I cue up the Don Williams classic, “Good Ole’ Boys Like Me,” and leave it on “Repeat” for an hour or so…

OBTW, Go Appalachian!

Cruzer, that 85% just shows the decline in Florida’s high school education!!!

i was shocked this came outta tift county…. we drove through there on a CT to miami roadtrip (it’s off of I-75) and stopped at a gas station and walmart…. the place is absolutley desolate; i felt bad for all the people who lived there but i guess they have a decent visual communication department.

Just so you know………… they then lost 24-10 to Roswell High School.

’85 Bears? Try maybe ’95 Bears. Utter Crap.

Apparently Tift County wasn’t quite crunk enough to beat Roswell in the Dome last night.

Does Tift Co. have their very own Radio? Or is he Gump? Sweet.

Don’t care….. this is his followup hit:

http://tift.co.justgotowned.com/

nice video too bad your team is OVERRATED!!!!!!!!
24-10!!!

Who the hell is #23, the MC? He BETTER get signed by Miami—they need some more rappers.

Meg…how did you do on the SAT? Please go back and read Cruzer’s post…it mentions nothing about SAT scores…it addresses H.S. Class ranking.

The Devil Walk is awesome!!! T-town knows how to get down!!! They stay crunk down there!!! And Billy that video is terrible!!! If ya’ll had played TC in the Brodie Field ya’ll woulda got ya’lls asses kicked!!! Keep on rappn Lil Trill!!!

Great video TC!! Ya’ll had a great season!

The Devil Walk is awesome!! Tift County stays crunk!!! If Roswell had played TC in the Brodie Field they woulda got their asses wooped! Keep it up Lil Tril!!! Can’t wait to see you on VH1!!! Keep doin what u doin TIFT!!!

“Papa Lou, aren’t you from Valparaiso?”

Originally. Been in Chicago for over a decade now. But I wasn’t just referring to the local school back home in my post. Simply making the point that there are dozens of high schools in northern Indiana alone that would beg to differ that they aren’t “integrated,” per Matt’s ridiculous claim, much less the entire “up north.”

Damn, the Devils lost after all that? Bummer.

Man I wish Stephens County System would let us get this crunk…

If we get crunk we get yelled at…

that is the shit

I LOVE ME SOME DEVILS!! IF I HAVE TO LEAVE TIFT COUNTY BEFORE I GRADUATE, I WILL PITCH A FIT AND GLUE MYSELF TO BROODIE FIELD. 4 WEEKS THIS VIEDEO WAS ALL WE COULD TALK ABOUT. IF WE COULD WATCH IT ALL DAY AT ESMS, WE’D BE HAPPY. I’M SAD WE GOT OUR BUTTS KICKED AT THE DOME, BUT WE GOT 3RD IN THE STATE AND THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR. 2 BAD CHARLIE IS LEAVING AND NOT PLAYING @ UGA. BY THE WAY, I’VE SEEN SOME COMMENTS ABOUT THE “retarded guy”. THAT, MY FRIENDS IS WALTER “DAWG” AND HE HAS BEEN BALL BOY 4 TIFT COUNTY SINCE MY DAD WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL 30 YEARS AGO. DO NOT BE DISSIN DAWG. LIL’ TRILL, IS AWESOME!! CAN’T WAIT 4 THE 2007 SEASON. ROSWELL, WE’LL SEE U @ THE DOME, IF YALL ARE THAT LUCKY!! DO THE DEVIL WALK!! LATER

I forgot to mention that other than Charlie Edwards, Israel Troupe, Shawn Baxley, Josh Abbott, Kareem Hess, and countless others had a great season!!! #26 Hunter MaC, I enjoied going to the games with your family, especcially Callie, who is like a little sister to me. I also enjoied embarasing you in front of your Blue Devil friends. To the Blue Devil Brigade, yall did awesome!!! I can’t wait 4 us soon to be 8th graders, playing 4 Friday night home games and learnig a little somethin. Go Devils!!!

Go devils! I love yall. Go blue devil brigade! You did a fantastic job, Amy Taylor, especially when you walked it out!!! You did a great job with the drum major. I want to give a shout out to Ben Willis, Hunter Tomberlin, Janzen Brewer, and all the other peoples that are in the brigade. Well I’ll holla back at you later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This video izz off da hook and I bet dey be SO CRUNK durin dem games!!!!!!!

hey ya’ll… i’m a Tift county Blue Devil and I’m writing a paper for literature class on why we shouldn’t change our Blue Devil mascot because some people think it is offensive. If anyone would like to be interviewed with me and tell me about how much you L-O-V-E the devils and our mascot.. I would really appreciate it!! e-mail me at broadwaybabyku@hotmail.com

 Thanks!

I wonder what Lil Trill will come up with next. Tift County will return a lot of great players and he’ll be back for his Senior year !

Shitty dance shitty song

die in perpetual fire

Roswell we are gonna kick ya’ll preppy asses.That starting runningback is gonna get hit sticked the the shit out of him.