WE’RE JUST TRYING TO HELP.
Bellichick. Spurrier. Saban. Norman Schwarzkopf, for all we know. All have turned down the batting eyelashes of Alabama for their head coaching job, leaving the program hot and heavy for Coach Rich Rodriguez of West Virginia and then counting on…Mike Sherman? Mike Riley? Mike Hunt?
To make the process easier for all involved, we’re offering this visual aid for the entire state. If everyone purchases one, the whole ordeal should be over with in a matter of days.
The person NOT wearing the shirt? There’s your coach, Sparky. Go get ‘em!









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Aerobab says:
Mike Hunt….priceless!
December 7th, 2006 at 8:04 am
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GatorAM says:
My eyes… are burning… why do you have “OSU RULZ!” smeared on Danny and Steve??
Must… look… away…
December 7th, 2006 at 8:15 am
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AUAlum says:
The shirt is only available in XXXL. I guess Mangino doesn’t want the job.
December 7th, 2006 at 8:22 am
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italiangator says:
Is this month going to go hi-tech feuding? Because that would be awesome. Just watch out, tOSU fans have a history of having sticky fingers while using the Internets.
Also, O’Brien to NC State? Just goes to show ya. (I’m not sure what, but I’m sure it’s something)
December 7th, 2006 at 8:24 am
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NewAZTiger says:
334-756-3336
Listen all the way through.
December 7th, 2006 at 8:30 am
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Will says:
… you know, living in Europe without a prospect of being able to go to an Alabama game anytime in the next four years is all that’s keeping me from buying that shirt.
I’m forwarding this to all my friends, though– next year in Tuscaloosa, a few thousand Hog fans wearing it would be great.
December 7th, 2006 at 8:37 am
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Rob G says:
I present to you, Mike Hunt
http://www.orangeandbluehue.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/mikehunt.JPG
December 7th, 2006 at 8:51 am
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CHARLIE MURPHEY says:
That’s good stuff………
You guys have had this experience first hand so it is funny for you now.
But this to will pass and after Cheatie Mcsweatervest is done turning The Urban Legend into the Gimp the balance of the universe will be back in order.
And the tide will have a coach….a good one.
Then we will talk.
By the way congratulations on a shot at the national title. It doesn’t happen for everyone, ask Auburn.
December 7th, 2006 at 8:53 am
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matt says:
newaztiger…is that Pat Dye
December 7th, 2006 at 9:02 am
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Miller says:
Heh. I think tOSU tag across your banner is priceless. I’ve been waiting for the hydrocephalic mouthbreathers that seem to make up the most-vocal (and visible) part of Buckeye Nation to show up and start making me and the handful of reasonably—uh, reasonable–Buckeye fans look bad.
My apologies in advance for my manners-challenged bretheren who will proceed to stomp in here, break a leg off your coffee table, leave a giant dukie in your toilet, drink all your beer, hit on your sister, eat all your chips and somehow manage to mess up the reception on your big screen before eating half the pizza and managing to skate before having to cough up a sawbuck for their half of the pie…
December 7th, 2006 at 9:11 am
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CouchBurnin'Girl says:
AZTiger…. I am laughing my ass off.
December 7th, 2006 at 9:24 am
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rebel84 says:
Speaking of Mike Hunt.
http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=177&p=8&c=1&nid=2526046
Congrats to MSU for landing this stud. Mike Hunt will give Lucious Pusey a run for the money any day.
I hope this guy is a starter some day. Egg Bowls will all of a sudden be fun again.
I also hope he gets run over by Casey Dick someday causing Dave Rowe to say “As you can see, Dick comes straight up the middle and blasts Mike Hunt.”
December 7th, 2006 at 9:29 am
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rebel84 says:
I present Mike Hunt:
http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=177&p=8&c=1&nid=2526046
Just think. Some day, Casey Dick and Mike Hunt could be on the field at the same time.
December 7th, 2006 at 9:31 am
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NoleinTexas says:
Subtle yet blunted. Paris is buzzing!
December 7th, 2006 at 9:31 am
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bellefay1 says:
http://www.dellsden.com/index.html
if you were curious as to where you are calling
December 7th, 2006 at 10:26 am
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bellefay1 says:
http://www.dellsden.com/index.html
December 7th, 2006 at 10:35 am
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SMQ says:
A player from a small-town school in the Miss. State Championships was introduced at a press conference as Mike Hunt. I was the only one who busted out laughing (well, on the inside. Amazing, the physical restraints of being in public).
December 7th, 2006 at 10:51 am
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Doug says:
I like the shirt. Very Onion-esque — I’ll have to buy one to go along with my “The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area” shirt.
On an unrelated note, would Mike Hunt beat Lucious Pusey in a fight?
December 7th, 2006 at 11:17 am
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Newspaper Hack says:
That’s Lucious Seymour, mothafucka!!!111!!1!
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/college-football/you-say-seymour-we-say-pusey-lets-call-the-whole-thing-off-219327.php
December 7th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
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Tater Salad says:
Mobile Press Register on al.com reporting an offer was extended to RR this morning, “sources say”.
December 7th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
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BamaTaxMan says:
Tuscaloosa News reports the same thing – with the TNews reporting it, it’s safe to say the offer is out there.
December 7th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
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AtomicDog says:
Mike Hunt will be playing D-1 ball at Mississippi State next year. Thanks Croom.
December 7th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
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Oletex98 says:
Orson…when are you going to get more sizes than XXXL for the legendary football shirt? I want to buy one, but not that damn big.
December 7th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
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DevilGrad says:
Klinsmann withdraws name from consideration for the US national team job. Perhaps he’s en route to Tuscaloosa.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=394971&cc=5901
December 7th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
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Southern Papa says:
AZTiger – takes me back quite a few years. Could tell more stories, but the Bucknuts inhabiting this site might start accusing some of us of having some robes way back in the closet.
Had to let an Irishman and a Scotsman hear that, as they had not heard me laugh that hard. They are still rolling on the floor 30 minutes later.
December 7th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
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Cardiac Kids says:
“if you come to da bar and don’t wanna drink, go sit ya ass down.”
December 7th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
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j.j. says:
NewAZ,
My hat goes off to you, sir.
December 7th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
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Scott says:
Apparently you can take the shirt down now.
http://www.al.com/pressregister/breaking/index.ssf?/mtlogs/bama_breaknews/archives/2006_12.html#213307
Forget Spurrier and Saban; if Mal Moore had come to me and told me they were gonna look for a new coach, I’d have told him to go after 1) Petrino or 1a) Rodriguez. And looks like they did. Somebody just got an offense.
December 7th, 2006 at 11:27 pm
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Ankf00 says:
Incorrect, Rich Rodriguez just bought himself an EDSBS tshirt.
The man’s staying at WVU.
December 8th, 2006 at 3:49 pm